Bad Advice Thread - Absolutely retarded suggestions that will make your life worse or even destroy it

[NiggerKing22]

If you need a black person to like you, just yell nigger at them. They'll respect your bravery.

This actually works sometimes

 

[The Last Stand]

When you get pulled over by the police, immediately ask for a supervisor, name and badge number, and say that they're violating your rights. If you say, I'm not detained or arrested enough times, by law, they HAVE to let you go.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Get AIDS so you can get a really cool tattoo that signifies you have AIDS.

 

[Neodanthril]

You can access the secret menu at any McDonald's byjumping over the counter and pointing a gun at any of the staff you find.

 

[Pagan Min]

Remember, kids: The REAL reason that adults don't want you doing drugs is because they want to hoard all of them for themselves! And besides, you know how your most favorite type of candy tastes??? Crack tastes a hundred times better! So get yourself some of that can-do attitude and dive right down the psychedelic slide!

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Selling your immortal soul to any lower tier demon is always an opinion, if you reach the bottom in your pathetic life.
Glad I could help.