Bad Christmas Presents Thread

[Vlinny-kun]

Post some of the worst presents you can give to someone for Christmas. Stories of bad presents you received in the past are welcomed.

 

[Red Hood]

As a child, I hated getting socks.

As an adult I am mature enough to appreciate such a practical gift. Please give me more socks.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nothing.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Grandparents on my mom's side never got us "real" gifts as kids. Every year they would "adopt" a child out of prostitution in me and my brother's name through their church. Every year from when we were like 6 until we were 18. I'm not shitting you, I own like twelve former Nicaraguan child whores.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Not Christmas, but for my 30th birthday my step-mum got me flowers which she then put in a vase and kept in her house.