Bad fanfiction recommendations - So bad it’s good

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This troll fic called Imma Wiserd is a great fanfiction to read if you want to read Harry Potter on bath salts. It’s about this black guy that’s a Mary Sue, who gets magic powers from fried chicken. There’s also a weird time travel sequence where Joshua, the main character, goes back in Biblical time to get his powers back by inventing fried chicken.
 
All this time and not a single mention of that one Sailor Moon fic about...

Chibiusa getting fucked with dowels by her parents and fellow Senshi. Complete with mind-numbing orgasms no full-grown woman is supposed to have, let alone a kid no older than 10.

I only recommend this one because it's so over the top, it becomes amusing and actually laughable for what it is, in a "holy shit, what the fuck am I reading and why can't I stop" way.

Chibiusa fics are usually something along those lines. This is why I always made sure to read the warnings. However some authors didn't give them.

There was a fic around the early 2000s (could have been late 90s) where Mamoru is a secret tentacle monster. Only Usagi knows. He has to rape to live. So Usagi has to procure the victims. Usually by luring villains. I wish I could remember the name. Because Dear Sweet Jesus was it bad.

Editing to add a thought I have sometimes.

I wonder about some of these horrific fics I saw back then. What is the author doing now? Did they stop writing that stuff or did they go on to even more degeneracy. I've never attempted to track anybody down because I fear I may not have enough brain bleach to treat what I find.
 
Ok so i have to recommend a written that is if I'm not wrong kinda lost media as only 20 of her works were found however consider that she used to write fanfics to get off its very likely there could be more and more.
Her name is Perla Shumajer. She (this is know by her bio) is a chilenan woman who is Christian and against sin and homosexuality but her fics usually involved gay guys having sex, incest,rape, and even in one or two a teacher abusing a student into becoming his forced lover and the school covering it up.
Now you might wonder what fandom she wrote this for. Well it's Harry Potter...... Early 2000's Harry Potter, and a Mario Bros fic.

To give you an idea of her works I'll give one of my favorite phrases translated into English. "And Harry put his hand in Snape's pants looking for Harry's penis"
Now to that phrase add a thousand grammatical errors. Also yes she does have a gay kink because she wrote a straight sex scene once and it like like two phrases and very bare bones when in the gay ones she describes it as very passionate and with way to much biting sucks than it's recommend.

Tbh if anyone here knows Spanish then you should go to rangu's playlist of reading badfics because he got a lot of them read aloud
 
Bit of a bump here, but I got a shitty fic recommendation for you guys: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11123720/1/Aimless

Aimless: A fanfic for the Spyro the Dragon fandom that supposed to be a "deconstruction" of the numerous cliches the fandom has made. It's actually a remarkably whiny cringe fest with a severe lack of self-awareness; featuring a Mary Sue protagonist and just about everyone acting OOC to fit with the author's politics. On top of this, the fic is notorious for taking extremely long to go anywhere - it started in 2015, is on chapter 57 currently, and is supposed to have 15 "story arcs"; we haven't even gotten through the 3rd arc at this point.

Anyone want to lose a few braincells, give it a shot.
 
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