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My vacation is giving me anxiety. 
Necky pls
Necky pls
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That fake septum ring is way too wide and thin and just all around ugly.
That's all.
That's all.
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the fuck does that have to do with pride? This was the whole reason they went there, this stinks of AL knowing she cant make it.
kiwi739
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Wait isn't this the nephew that passed away "near Christmas" that was actually February or was that the nephew's birthday?! Or does she have multiple nephews that have passed away?
Either way to add on it's also not like she actually did something to remember him, like really what's the difference between going to pride and sitting around a hotel eating shitty takeout as far as celebrating/remembering him?
Either way to add on it's also not like she actually did something to remember him, like really what's the difference between going to pride and sitting around a hotel eating shitty takeout as far as celebrating/remembering him?
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i know it’s been said before, but god amber playing those oreos off like they were becky’s was exruciating.
“whoa, whyyy i totally just ordered two things why are there three boxes!!! here babe here are those oreos you totally ordered!!!”
cuts the camera to “eat in peace”, snags those oreos right back
she’s so bad at lying. and has somehow made it this far with fans who are unable to see through her childish-at-best manipulation tactics? what an inspiration
“whoa, whyyy i totally just ordered two things why are there three boxes!!! here babe here are those oreos you totally ordered!!!”
cuts the camera to “eat in peace”, snags those oreos right back
she’s so bad at lying. and has somehow made it this far with fans who are unable to see through her childish-at-best manipulation tactics? what an inspiration
89elbees
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We already knew that big AL lived a sad life, but... wow. This "vacation" really puts it in perspective. They drove ~2 hours to stay in a hotel for several days, eat at a Cheesecake Factory I'm pretty sure they already hit up occasionally when Becky gets worn down, and go shoppeen. In fact, I think the only notable change from their daily routine is a trip to Target instead of Walmart. AL referred to this whole thing as "the time of her life" in one of her vlogs. Pride was grasping at straws for a justification for this trip, but it was, nonetheless, a reason to maybe grab a hotel for a night - and they didn't go. Obviously, it wasn't because of Becky.
Perhaps I am too
a farmer, but this drawn out vacation has made me lose so much faith in Amber that I didn't even think I had. This whole thing is so sad. Fuck, we snark about it, but this bitch is really gonna die. I know Becky brought this upon herself, but I really hope she sees the light before she's dug her grave too deep to climb out.
Perhaps I am too
a farmer, but this drawn out vacation has made me lose so much faith in Amber that I didn't even think I had. This whole thing is so sad. Fuck, we snark about it, but this bitch is really gonna die. I know Becky brought this upon herself, but I really hope she sees the light before she's dug her grave too deep to climb out.
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All these vlogs have successfully deflected any discussion of her weight loss goals. That's the point of these imo. I don't know if the plan is to gain until MSHPL or if she's still deluding herself about losing on her own, either way she doesn't want to discuss it.
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We already knew that big AL lived a sad life, but... wow. This "vacation" really puts it in perspective. They drove ~2 hours to stay in a hotel for several days, eat at a Cheesecake Factory I'm pretty sure they already hit up occasionally when Becky gets worn down, and go shoppeen. In fact, I think the only notable change from their daily routine is a trip to Target instead of Walmart. AL referred to this whole thing as "the time of her life" in one of her vlogs. Pride was grasping at straws for a justification for this trip, but it was, nonetheless, a reason to maybe grab a hotel for a night - and they didn't go. Obviously, it wasn't because of Becky.
Perhaps I am too
If you look at the map that was just posted in the General Discussion thread, they didn't leave the vicinity of the motel they stayed at. At all. They went to Cirilla's adult store, Target, Cheesecake Factory, Malibu Jacks, Five Below, and Coldstone. I think the furthest they had to drive was Walmart which I'm assuming they went to the one that was still only 6 minutes away from their motel. This is it. This is their vacation. Traveling 2 hours away from home to eat, shop at Walmart and Target, and stay within a 10 minute drive of the motel. What a fucking trip of a lifetime.
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We already knew that big AL lived a sad life, but... wow. This "vacation" really puts it in perspective. They drove ~2 hours to stay in a hotel for several days, eat at a Cheesecake Factory I'm pretty sure they already hit up occasionally when Becky gets worn down, and go shoppeen. In fact, I think the only notable change from their daily routine is a trip to Target instead of Walmart. AL referred to this whole thing as "the time of her life" in one of her vlogs. Pride was grasping at straws for a justification for this trip, but it was, nonetheless, a reason to maybe grab a hotel for a night - and they didn't go. Obviously, it wasn't because of Becky.
Perhaps I am too
I know what you mean...she is trying to make the best of a terrible situation she created (live in denial). It is funny to be snarky about but it truly is sad.
:autism::autism:
bananaliqueurlips
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the light in her eyes at the sight of those fried Oreos was similar to the birth of a child or a spiritual encounter. she was so wrapt with those fucken Oreos... I've never seen anything so sad.
She really doesn't care at all about bettering herself, she is so self-absorbed. She is a black hole of lies and overeating and she sucks in everything that gets too close.
Rip beck, she's next.
She really doesn't care at all about bettering herself, she is so self-absorbed. She is a black hole of lies and overeating and she sucks in everything that gets too close.
Rip beck, she's next.
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She'll probably say that. The real weight is going to be much higher.
I'm so used to avoiding her face I didn't notice the ring until you mentioned.
She had no problem going last year. Unless Beck wasn't comfortable due to weight gain. I hope Amber wasn't trying to say Becky was uncomfortable displaying her sexuality in public. In this last week alone saw Becky trying - and being pushed away - to kiss Amber at least twice in public.
Hey, that bull is way better looking than the two of them. And cattle doesn't smell bad.
I think they are talking about food delivery service done by Uber. It's a dream come true for Amber - she doesn't have to hurt her dainty ass on the seatbelt, the food comes to her from any restaurant that has take out.
They did. At the beginning of this year when a lot of people began commenting that Becky was about to break up with Amber, and that Becky was fed up.
The very same.
Either his birth date changed or she "forgot" about it last year because they went to Pride with Rafe and Hannah. Becky was neither depressed nor uncomfortable then.
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The reviews from rednecks on that place she got takeout from are hilarious.
Most of them are just as excited as our gorl to have such an amazing piece of culture right smack in Lexington Kentucky!
Most of them are just as excited as our gorl to have such an amazing piece of culture right smack in Lexington Kentucky!
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At 0:22 you can see how much space is left next to Becky on that couch.
At 0:29 you can see, when Amber sits down, that her left arm ends up on top of Becky's, meaning she barely fit in the huge couch cushion.
edit: Also, her massive over use of makeup remover wipes seriously irks me. She used one little spot on each wipe and then tossed it and got a fresh one. Such a waste.
At 0:29 you can see, when Amber sits down, that her left arm ends up on top of Becky's, meaning she barely fit in the huge couch cushion.
edit: Also, her massive over use of makeup remover wipes seriously irks me. She used one little spot on each wipe and then tossed it and got a fresh one. Such a waste.
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My dude it was so fuckin wierd to hear her say "I'm trying something new ... I got Mongolian BBQ," I was actually on-side for about half a minute. Something she doesn't normally eat, good one Amberlynn. Probably still a chain, but whatever.
Then she opens a box of wontons, which she eats all the time at the Chinese buffet, some fried rice, which she eats all the time at the Chinese buffet, then... fucking deep fried Oreos? You're trying something new, but the only thing in that bag you hadn't tried before was somehow Becky's? She's so used to lying about everything gross she eats being someone else's, than in her mouth-frothing dopamine fervor, she forgot her own lie within the span of a single delivery cycle.
Visble Bulge
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I love how she says she’s getting something new. I couldn’t believe that she might have been trying maybe something foreign or something out of her comfort zone.
Bitch got fried rice and wontons. She goes to a Chinese buffet once a week.
Is there anything she did that was even remotely different than her normal life heehawing at Necky?
Bitch got fried rice and wontons. She goes to a Chinese buffet once a week.
Is there anything she did that was even remotely different than her normal life heehawing at Necky?
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I actually was kind of suprised she said Mongolian BBQ as well, I assumed she was going to get.. you know... actual fucking Mongolian BBQ which is god damn delicious. But no, same old shit. Super disappointing. At least kill yourself with some good new food.
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Awww and i was expecting to see her waddling and running out of breath in less than five minutes...
For sure it wasn't because of Necky, dainty gorl know she wouldn't last out there. She'd have to walk.
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You know when you go to wal-mart and the half sentient checker gives you a bag via the spinning carousal of plastic bags for each individual item and you're like wtf I can just carry that pack of gum?
Amber is keeping that bag. Everything about her existence is bloated in the most useless, ignorant way possible. 200 years ago she'd have died early and saved everyone the trouble. Now she gets to live and we get to make fun of her. Even trade I guess.