bad news - 7/16/18

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Look at this fat baby.

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"We getteen dem Uber Eats and no pride Becky okay?"
 
Visble Bulge said:
Bitch got fried rice and wontons. She goes to a Chinese buffet once a week.
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It has to be way more than that. I don't think they even bother making food at home anymore. At most, mirroring your idea, once a week. This motivated, queen of moderation, eats out about 20 times or more a week and has only about 3 varieties. Woof.
 
JerkyPirate said:
It has to be way more than that. I don't think they even bother making food at home anymore. At most, mirroring your idea, once a week. This motivated, queen of moderation, eats out about 20 times or more a week and has only about 3 varieties. Woof.
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I love her trying to be coy about the Oreos.

"Oh golly gee what's dis third box doin here?"

Bitch, you know exactly what that third box is because you ordered it. Becky cosigns this bullshittery and that is despicable. At least Dusty would set her straight when she was lying.
 
xenomorph said:
Look at this fat baby.

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"We getteen dem Uber Eats and no pride Becky okay?"
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She looks like Smug Cat. (For reference, @Country Matters uses a variation of the Smug Cat meme as an avatar.)

It's exhausting being around people like AL. Not just because you have to basically take care of them but also because you get sick of acting the act on their behalf. Every person as fat as Amber has some song and dance they engage in to feel better about themselves. Amber blamed the Oreos on Becky, but she's also got a black belt in not eating all day so she's entitled to eat four plates at the Chinese buffet but fails to mention the box of PopTarts and McDonalds run earlier that day. Failure to comply and support these lies results in temper tantrums, rage, passive aggression that plays out for days, and unless you have a different home to return to after busting out a fat person's lies, you keep the peace. Becky is already in hell and she doesn't want AL turning up the heat.

Becky best unload AL asap because she's piling on weight at an impressive clip even by AL standards and will be unable to walk in a couple of months. I almost wonder if that is why AL's gorging has gotten worse. Could she be gaining so rapidly because once she is bed bound Becky's conscience will make it almost impossible to get rid of Amber. By eating herself into immobility faster, AL may well be setting the stage for turning Becky into a full-time caretaker and she won't have to worry about finding her next mark.
 
I legit did not know deep fried oreos were a thing. Deep fried Mars bars are kind of like a Scottish meme but I didn't think anyone actually ate that shit. Let alone 16 fried Oreos. What weight loss journey starts with eating a box of deep fried Oreos? One where you only lose weight once you're decomposing?
 
Deep fried oreos are good imo but are definitely a meme for most people. You eat one for the novelty of it. One. To eat a whole box defeats the purpose of trying a meme food. I'm sure they're only available by the boxful because it is assumed you're having a party and want everybody to try one. But Amber's a special gorl isn't she.

Oh I mean Becky. It was totes Becky who ordered the oreos.
 
I believe those were Becky's oreos. Amber is much more interested in starchy carbs that will feel heavy in her gut. Becky has a sweet tooth. She needs the cheesecake and oreos. Not that I don't think Becky shared with Amber.
 
xenomorph said:
I love her trying to be coy about the Oreos.

"Oh golly gee what's dis third box doin here?"

Bitch, you know exactly what that third box is because you ordered it. Becky cosigns this bullshittery and that is despicable. At least Dusty would set her straight when she was lying.
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God I miss the sped calling Ambee out on her lies.
 
literally low-key said:
I believe those were Becky's oreos. Amber is much more interested in starchy carbs that will feel heavy in her gut. Becky has a sweet tooth. She needs the cheesecake and oreos. Not that I don't think Becky shared with Amber.
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Eh, not really. Remember a few videos back..those Gushers on the bed were totally "Becky's" only for her to admit in the subsequent video she ate the whole box.
 
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
I assumed she was going to get.. you know... actual fucking Mongolian BBQ which is god damn delicious
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Someone upthread gave a link to Yelp reviews of the restaurant. I browsed long enough to see a photo of fish tacos someone ordered there. I don't think that restaurant serves actual Mongolian BBQ.
Dog Prom 3D said:
Could she be gaining so rapidly because once she is bed bound Becky's conscience will make it almost impossible to get rid of Amber.
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IMO Becky will dump Amber when the money dries out. Until then, she'll take it.

In many of the videos Eric posted since after the Pride, he and Becky are out of the house alone. As Amber becomes less ambulatory, Becky regains some of her freedom, and soon enough she won't even need to sleep in the same bed as Amber because there won't be enough space.
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
What weight loss journey starts with eating a box of deep fried Oreos?
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She did the same thing last December. I suspect her plan was to gain as much as she could and then shed that weight to go back to what she was before the gorging began.
 
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I found this gem, I think she deleted it like a beanbag in a hurry because I can't seem to find it again.
TLDR: Someone wrote a lovely novel cross-referencing this video and her last couple videos, breaking down AL's manipulation techniques and her LAHS. I love how it starts off formal and just ends with a bunch of Amberisms.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
If you look at the map that was just posted in the General Discussion thread, they didn't leave the vicinity of the motel they stayed at. At all. They went ...Traveling 2 hours away from home to eat, shop at Walmart and Target, and stay within a 10 minute drive of the motel. What a fucking trip of a lifetime.
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It's an acclimation run for when they go to Bora Bora and only have 10 total potential minutes of driving around the entire island to get to the Chinese restaurant before heading back to the hotel room.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Amber wore eyeshadow
She wore unicorn ears instead of cat ears
Waiter took her plate before she was finished
Becky showed her arms
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The waiter should have gotten a huge tip for making AL portion control.
Bravo waiter, you did what we all wanna do; take AL's food away from her and watch her squeal.

I am sure they didn't get a good tip if at all.
 
Imagine if Becky's anxiety about driving to pride was real...and imagine that the weebles could actually formulate a plan....and imagine you are the uber driver that pulls up to take them to pride and sees them wobbling to your car. I'd pull away.
 
Paging Dr. Now said:
Imagine if Becky's anxiety about driving to pride was real...and imagine that the weebles could actually formulate a plan....and imagine you are the uber driver that pulls up to take them to pride and sees them wobbling to your car. I'd pull away.
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Amber couldn't pay me a one month youtube salary to get me to let her drive in my car, poor old girl's a '97, she wouldn't make it out of my driveway.
 
Paging Dr. Now said:
Imagine if Becky's anxiety about driving to pride was real...and imagine that the weebles could actually formulate a plan....and imagine you are the uber driver that pulls up to take them to pride and sees them wobbling to your car. I'd pull away.
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That reminds me of the episode of MSHPL where Steven Assanti gets left behind by the Uber driver after he tries to wedge himself into the back seat.
 
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