Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Snusmumriken said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wGIYN2XAFywI never knew what this was satirizing until now...
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Seeing "Real Housewives" reminds me of this screencap I saved during a live interview to riff on the lady's lips
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Xanen said:
How the fuck does she function with lips like that? I know there's worse cases- but I struggle to drink whenever my lips are even slightly swollen.
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Honestly the show is filled with plastic "babes" like that. But Lisa's lips always manage to disturb me.

Funny that you mention fuction because there was this whole rumor of her never eating.
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Now all this is a surprise to no one.
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Compared to the rest of this thread, it's tame but nevertheless painfully obvious and makes everyone look 10 years older than they actually are. Garbage appearance for a garbage show with garbage humans.
And my guilty pleasure
 
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Oh piss off! said:
Another one who can barely talk through her massive sausage lips. She was actually cute before too.
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I'm actually impressed, she suffers from both a Swedish and Baltic(iirc) language background when speaking english. She sounds like Sloth from Goonies but it could be much worse.

What bothers me is that she's deliberately creating the part of the roasted chicken you accidentally chew on and then almost throw up.
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I'm actually impressed, she suffers from both a Swedish and Baltic(iirc) language background when speaking english. She sounds like Sloth from Goonies but it could be much worse.

What bothers me is that she's deliberately creating the part of the roasted chicken you accidentally chew on and then almost throw up.
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It’s pointed!! Why is it pointed?! If you poke it, will it pop? I have so many questions (mostly WHY?).
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I'm actually impressed, she suffers from both a Swedish and Baltic(iirc) language background when speaking english. She sounds like Sloth from Goonies but it could be much worse.

What bothers me is that she's deliberately creating the part of the roasted chicken you accidentally chew on and then almost throw up.
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Did they stick an iron in her ass and sew it back up??
 
DumbDude42 said:
now i want to know what that "world's fattest vagina" looks like
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I'm going to give one last warning now that this is going to be horrifying. Ladies, this might cause some phantom beaver-pains not unlike dude's sympathy pain seeing someone take a nasty nutshot. I'm going to spoiler these in sections in case you want to tap out or skip anything, understand this is all "edge" play considered generally unsafe. This might be more appropriate for body mods but you asked here. You asked for this without further ado I answer:
Self-explanatory. One-time use has similar overall effects as pumping anything else, stretching/discoloration/temporary swelling. Prolonged use can have long term stretching effects.
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This is infrequently used on its own and is commonly used to complement more direct measures to get a fatter pussy.
It can involve contrived devices
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Clamps/Piercings and weights
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Or just giving it a tug the old fashioned way
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Not your usual "about-to-pop lips" in this thread.
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Fatty! Fatty! Crooked cooter!
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They turn this hoe into a pincushion
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Alright this might be one of the most degenerate coomer subreddits: /r/GrowYourClit Perhaps most surprisingly this does not involve MTF troons. Anyway through methods like I described above, as well as hormone creams/direct injections you can get some sizable men in the metaphorical boat. The subreddit creator and prolific poster The Euroslut is a prime example of how far they will go. In addition to dangerous and insane methods, she is also a fan of hard drugs and rough play. Probably worth a post in the porn-cow thread if someone wants some glory to steal. Some notable examples:
Dosing Compilation:

Proof that an undersized dick really is one step away from an oversized clit:

Stills:
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DenseDeerFather said:
Honestly the show is filled with plastic "babes" like that. But Lisa's lips always manage to disturb me.

Funny that you mention fuction because there was this whole rumor of her never eating.
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Now all this is a surprise to no one.
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Compared to the rest of this thread, it's tame but nevertheless painfully obvious and makes everyone look 10 years older than they actually are. Garbage appearance for a garbage show with garbage humans.
And my guilty pleasure
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I don't get it at all. Do men find this attractive? It really does make them look older as well as making them look like freaks.
 
On the topic of being unable to talk properly because of plastic surgery. This is a recent ad from Versace, and Donatella Versace sounds horrible. The sound is probably adjusted, so it probably sounds even worse IRL.
The clothes are horrible too.
 
BelUwUga said:
I'm going to give one last warning now that this is going to be horrifying. Ladies, this might cause some phantom beaver-pains not unlike dude's sympathy pain seeing someone take a nasty nutshot. I'm going to spoiler these in sections in case you want to tap out or skip anything, understand this is all "edge" play considered generally unsafe. This might be more appropriate for body mods but you asked here. You asked for this without further ado I answer:
Self-explanatory. One-time use has similar overall effects as pumping anything else, stretching/discoloration/temporary swelling. Prolonged use can have long term stretching effects.
vid source
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This is infrequently used on its own and is commonly used to complement more direct measures to get a fatter pussy.
It can involve contrived devices
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Clamps/Piercings and weights
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Or just giving it a tug the old fashioned way
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Not your usual "about-to-pop lips" in this thread.
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Fatty! Fatty! Crooked cooter!
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They turn this hoe into a pincushion
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Alright this might be one of the most degenerate coomer subreddits: /r/GrowYourClit Perhaps most surprisingly this does not involve MTF troons. Anyway through methods like I described above, as well as hormone creams/direct injections you can get some sizable men in the metaphorical boat. The subreddit creator and prolific poster The Euroslut is a prime example of how far they will go. In addition to dangerous and insane methods, she is also a fan of hard drugs and rough play. Probably worth a post in the porn-cow thread if someone wants some glory to steal. Some notable examples:
Dosing Compilation:
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Proof that an undersized dick really is one step away from an oversized clit:
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Stills:
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Some of these made me cry tears of blood, others made me sorta laugh in an obscene way because it reminds me of macaques swelling when they are ready to mate.
Dysnomia said:
I don't get it at all. Do men find this attractive? It really does make them look older as well as making them look like freaks.
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Older freaks, let's settle for that. Joking aside, it can be assumed that some of these women were attractive at one point before they subjected their faces to the horrors. And because lots of money are usually involved, the men don't just leave because they need the money after all.
 
DenseDeerFather said:
it reminds me of macaques swelling when they are ready to mate.
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Funny you should mention that. While I am less informed on the homosex side of things, it is my understanding that in some cases a blown out "rosebud" (prolapse) is considered desirable. Lucky for you my encyclopedic knowledge doesn't have an in-use example to cite and I refuse to go find one. But it's accomplished with a special pump-cup:
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I would imagine it is more or less functional with either orifice. Side note: I'm racking up enough Islamic ratings I am beginning to become seriously concerned about the risk of drone strikes.
 
celebrityskin said:
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Just why?
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Maybe not plastic surgery but still cosmetic- how is there anything at all wrong with his teeth before?

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Again, the teeth were already perfectly straight, now they look like they came from a joke shop.
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And don't forget, to get veneers like that you need to grind down the original teeth to almost nothing, then plop these on top.
Steve-O got veneers after his teeth were fucked beyond saving, so that is fine I guess. This is just a waste.
 
Vingle said:
On the topic of being unable to talk properly because of plastic surgery. This is a recent ad from Versace, and Donatella Versace sounds horrible. The sound is probably adjusted, so it probably sounds even worse IRL.
The clothes are horrible too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v8LrSiA_qfI
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This is an ad? :cryblood: But all these people are so ugly and dressed like weirdos.

She’s going to give Russell Greer a run for a sound-a-like at this rate.
 
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