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loie said:
It’s similar to the ear thing a few pages back. Basically if your head appears taller then your face (supposedly) looks smaller which is a major beauty standard in Asia.
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The headband/bumpit isn't to make your head look bigger, it's to make your hair look bigger. Volume was the most important thing to have in any hairstyle from 2005 to 2015, but really peaked & became a requirement for everyone, (i.e. normies, office workers, 45-year-old high school principals, not just for fashion victims/hipsters), from 2008-2012. However, many fair-haired people have such fine and/or thin hair that they needed extensions, the embiggening headband above, or daily washing, straightening, teasing, and spraying to achieve it.
 
Dr. Butt said:
The headband/bumpit isn't to make your head look bigger, it's to make your hair look bigger. Volume was the most important thing to have in any hairstyle from 2005 to 2015, but really peaked & became a requirement for everyone, (i.e. normies, office workers, 45-year-old high school principals, not just for fashion victims/hipsters), from 2008-2012. However, many fair-haired people have such fine and/or thin hair that they needed extensions, the embiggening headband above, or daily washing, straightening, teasing, and spraying to achieve it.
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I wasn’t talking about the head band thing, I was talking about Asian women getting hyaluronic acid injected into their heads to make their head’s appear taller, which is for the purpose of making your face look smaller in comparison/cuter/more baby like.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
In case you were feeling self-conscious about lack of height in the top of your head, now you can get cranial top injections to make you look like a conehead.
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That would definitely limit your wardrobe options. You're not pulling a regular t-shirt over that. You can't pull any neckline over that unless it zips in the back. Getting dressed with something stuck to your head - be it an EEG or whatever you call this encephalitic mass - is not easy.

I wonder if the Bratz lady will jump on this.
 
XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
Is that why so many Asians have bangs?
pretend they have no forehead, so the face is smaller?

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partly, and partly because some have very high hairlines
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ForTheHoard said:
Jim Norton's tranny wife posted on social media that he (the tranny) was about to get DD breast implants. I suspect it's going to be a candidate for this thread because he's not going to size them up gradually. Boy chest to double D in one sitting.
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Can't these bozos just save up and get fake breast inserts instead of wasting medical resources on our dime?

My cravat doesn't flutter said:
(Brief tangent: never go to Claire's to get pierced. Go to a professional. I'm genuinely shocked that Claire's is even allowed to do that).
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Don't even buy earrings from there; when I was younger, my mom told me that even though they're advertised as "nickel-free", they use low quality metals that can tarnish and cause infections. Best to get it done at the doc's.
 
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Pina Colada said:
Best to get it done at the doc's.
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Or a tattoo parlor. The main issue with Claire's - aside from the staff having all the qualification of watching a YouTube video - is that they use piercing guns, which shove a blunt object through your lobe. This can lead to vicious scarring. My piercing holes felt like beads between my fingers. One was also at a sharp angle. Stretching my lobes corrected both of those issues. Professional piercers use a needle to make the hole that they then put the jewelry through. I'm not sure if doctors/RNs do the same or if they use piercing guns.

TL;DR if you see a piercing gun, run.
 
My cravat doesn't flutter said:
Or a tattoo parlor. The main issue with Claire's - aside from the staff having all the qualification of watching a YouTube video - is that they use piercing guns, which shove a blunt object through your lobe. This can lead to vicious scarring. My piercing holes felt like beads between my fingers. One was also at a sharp angle. Stretching my lobes corrected both of those issues. Professional piercers use a needle to make the hole that they then put the jewelry through. I'm not sure if doctors/RNs do the same or if they use piercing guns.

TL;DR if you see a piercing gun, run.
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My RN just used a tiny sliding needle gun that looked like this, so my guess that it varies depending on what they use and how it's sterilized.
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I didn't have anything bad happen aside from tiny little scabs that went away 6 weeks after I took my posts out, which is the norm if you take good care of them.
 
Pina Colada said:
My RN just used a tiny sliding needle gun that looked like this, so my guess that it varies depending on what they use and how it's sterilized.
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I didn't have anything bad happen aside from tiny little scabs that went away 6 weeks after I took my posts out, which is the norm if you take good care of them.
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Still a blunt object. Still blunt force trauma. Go to a tattoo parlor and see a professional piercer. There's a professional piercer on YouTube called Thelegitcreep who is much more knowledgeable on the subject and has some very informative videos on the topic.
 
Yeeeeep. Go to an actual piercer, even for your lobes. The disposable cartridges are better than the gun, since at least that's only shoving your own tissue through you, not the person before you, and before them, and... you get the idea
 
Oracular Slug said:
Yeeeeep. Go to an actual piercer, even for your lobes. The disposable cartridges are better than the gun, since at least that's only shoving your own tissue through you, not the person before you, and before them, and... you get the idea
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Anything that uses the jewelry itself to make the hole is a no go. Earring posts themselves aren't sharp and forcing them through your skin will cause blunt force trauma. A professional will use a needle to make the hole before pushing the jewelry through. The needle also gives them more control in terms of positioning the hole, whereas a piercing gun (including the disposable cartridges) can slip or get bumped slightly and completely fuck up the angle. Going to a nurse to get your ears pierced makes about as much sense as going to a surgeon for a tattoo. Sure, they're sanitary, but that's not their area of expertise.
 
i got my ears pierced when i was 6 at claire's with the gun and now i have stage 4 breast, ear, skin, mouth, penis, vagina cancer, osteoporosis, depression, BPD, schizophrenia, chronic diarrhea, and AIDS.
 
I'm shitting up the thread but both times I got my ears pierced at Claire's, they got infected. First time were my lobes. After some time, I got them redone and no problems since. Second time was cartilage. I had to let that close and now it has a bump.
 
Meh. I got my nose pierced with a gun twice back in the 90s and I survived. Wouldn’t recommend it, but it’s whatever.
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