Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Candidae said:
Lindsay Lohan is nearly unrecognizable in the new Freaky Friday movie. Thought I was looking at the original poster at first glance (forgot how young she was at the time). But she's the only person in this thread with a real improvement I can think of.

Honestly, good for her. Few child or Disney stars are able to look normal again after they go through their crisis. Macaulay Culkin for example. You can tell she's had surgery, but you'd never guess her former face if you didn't already know
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I'll probably see the movie for the nostalgia. Congrats Disney, you finally got me. Partially to see Lindsay looking good and doing a normal movie too
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Lindsay's work looks great. 2000s tanning madness, her drug and alcohol addiction, and the stress caused by the life she had back in the day made her age really badly.

The leaked fuck list that was posted also proved how all the men in Hollywood are basic fuckboys, most of them were in long term relationships at the time the list was from. Hollywood seems like hell, a bunch of narcissists and sociopaths climbing over a throbbing mass of people fucking, scheming, and backstabbing each other. A pit of literal vipers would be preferable.
 
Bongistan's most astroturfed cumdump had a nice interview with The Times Newspaper and the publicity shots are... something; collapsed in cheeks, mutated fish lips, some freaky shit going on with the hairline she's got it all.
She gets worse every time she's posted, bear in mind, this is the "best" they could make her look;
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Not that far gone for a 40 something you might think... she's 26 :suffering:
 
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CertifiedFedBot said:
Hollywood seems like hell, a bunch of narcissists and sociopaths climbing over a throbbing mass of people fucking, scheming, and backstabbing each other.
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So like a GRR Martin book.

Mound Dweller said:
Not that far gone for a 40 something you might think... she's 26
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The blue whore is NOT 26! This is another one of her lies. Allegedly she worked as a consultant in 2016. She is def 40+. She even sounds like a 40+ year old woman. If it walks like a duck...
 
Otterly said:
This is interesting. I have a theory that troonism is partly triggered, or more prevalent in, people with this kind of mentality. It’s like troons see bits, not the whole. For them, woman is when tits and spinny dress. So a pair of bolt o a or a spinny dress makes them a girl. I have wondered if something like prosopagnosia (face blindness) is far more common in its mild form than we realise. People with face blindness don’t see faces as wholes, only as collections of parts. They also have other cognitive defects, like poor navigation.
What you say here about collections of parts really echoes that
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face blindness is strongly correlated with autism and autism is strongly correlated with troonery
so yeah you are definitely on to something real here

Susan-O said:
"Bad Plastic Surgery"
"Bad"

Please show me a woman who doesn't look way more hideous after the surgery. Bad plastic surgery sounds like a pleonasm to me.
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i suspect that if the surgery is good then people dont notice that there was surgery in the first place
 
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TeaBaggins said:
I know it's a trend in Hollywood to not age gracefully,
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But how would they know when they fuck themselves up before finding out.
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I do think that's a big reason it happens. You get less roles when you're older and if they think you have less sex appeal.
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Michelle Pfeiffer would like a word.
 
Mound Dweller said:
Bongistan's most astroturfed cumdump had a nice interview with The Times Newspaper and the publicity shots are... something; collapsed in cheeks, mutated fish lips, some freaky shit going on with the hairline she's got it all.
She gets worse every time she's posted, bear in mind, this is the "best" they could make her look;
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Not that far gone for a 40 something you might think... she's 26 :suffering:
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I swear the cumdump and the actress in the Fantastic Four movie playing Sue Storm went to the same surgeon.
 
Hopefully this is sufficiently on-topic. The underestimated 2013 film "Behind the Candelabra" gives us Rob Lowe as a doctor who performed plastic surgery on a lot of big-name actors and celebrities. The filmmakers didn't have any photos of the actual person Lowe was portraying (the author of the book on which the film is based described the doctor's face as "a mass of silicone implants") so they had license to be a bit creative with his appearance. During the shoot, Lowe's upper face was pulled back with an elastic appliance concealed under his wig. Throughout the film, his eyes and forehead appear nearly immobile, and his eyelids seem to sit at slightly different levels. It's one of the more compelling depictions of overdone cosmetic surgery I've seen in a film. Usually, filmmakers go in the opposite direction, with silicone appliances to show the effects of fillers and botox, but I think this more striking.

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The film also gives us Matt Damon as Scott Thorson, including the latter's rhinoplasty and embarrassing chin implant.

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Raging Capybara said:
Jenna Ortega is apparently 22 old

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She looks fucking awful in those pictures.

There are pictures from this where she looks more like herself. If she is 22, god forbid what she'll look like in another decade.

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To me she's just got that quirkiness and youth look. With the youth being drained from her to just not being attractive enough for an actress.

Over on her Instagram there's videos of her doing press. Wearing chest bare tops. Licking Ice-creams. Posing with Tim Burton. Where she looks absolutely fucking dead inside and miserable. Not in a cute Wednesday way. In the way where if you were watching it in a documentary about a victim of sexual trafficking you'd go, "I can see it." Combination of the outfits, her looking young and just dead inside.
 
Screamer_2 said:
She looks fucking awful in those pictures.

There are pictures from this where she looks more like herself. If she is 22, god forbid what she'll look like in another decade.

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To me she's just got that quirkiness and youth look. With the youth being drained from her to just not being attractive enough for an actress.

Over on her Instagram there's videos of her doing press. Wearing chest bare tops. Licking Ice-creams. Posing with Tim Burton. Where she looks absolutely fucking dead inside and miserable. Not in a cute Wednesday way. In the way where if you were watching it in a documentary about a victim of sexual trafficking you'd go, "I can see it." Combination of the outfits, her looking young and just dead inside.
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Wtf is she wearing? She looks like she's about to shed her skin like a lizard.
 
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