Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Whatthefuck]

Coloured contacts have come a long way, I wear them frequently and they’re fine.

Plus you can remove them when you like, unlike the hardened beach balls full of silicone that insta models are apparently getting shoved into both their backsides and chests.

I knew a young lady in college. Very image obsessed. Obsessed. She would wake up at 5AM for her 8AM classes, not to go to the gym, that was later in the day, but it took her that long to do her hair and make-up. EVERY. DAY. She had worn colored contacts for so long (even as young as she was at the time) she said that her original color had faded a bit. It was really weird because she had blue eyes naturally, she just wanted a more turquoise shade. She was a nice girl, but I just couldn't understand that level of self-absorption. Maybe she was deeply insecure? I don't know why, she was a naturally pretty girl, well, from what I could make out beneath all the make-up and hair.

 

[tuscangarder]

Yeah, well, people want to be seen as pretty. At any price. That rapper wife, Tiny (I think) has her eyes made grey as well. It is becoming a thing now just like eyeball tattoos. The procedure is extremely risky. So are ass shots, just ask Andressa Urach. That is PMMA not silicon. Silicon is riskier but also used sometimes.

I would never recommend PMMA or silicon injections or eyecolor surgery. So much risk involved.

The procedure isn't "risky". It has a 99.9% chance of damaging your eyes, often to the extent of becoming blind. To call it a risk would imply there is a chance the procedure won't severely damage your sight. No one that gets these keep them in their eyes long term because they start going blind. The longest seems to be a few years. The silicone implants are uniform and not even custom shaped for the individuals eye.

If you look at photos from people who get these their eyes are always semi bloodshot. The pressure of their eye is too high. These idiots give themselves glaucoma.

The doctors in these third world shit holes performing these surgeries need to be thrown in jail. They know the outcome. They are willingly blinding and maiming people. The people getting these need some goddamn self esteem.

 

[The Weasel]

The procedure isn't "risky". It has a 99.9% chance of damaging your eyes, often to the extent of becoming blind. To call it a risk would imply there is a chance the procedure won't severely damage your sight. No one that gets these keep them in their eyes long term because they start going blind. The longest seems to be a few years. The silicone implants are uniform and not even custom shaped for the individuals eye.

If you look at photos from people who get these their eyes are always semi bloodshot. The pressure of their eye is too high. These idiots give themselves glaucoma.

The doctors in these third world shit holes performing these surgeries need to be thrown in jail. They know the outcome. They are willingly blinding and maiming people. The people getting these need some goddamn self esteem.

God, all I can say is that I’m astounded by these patients’ STUPIDNESS, & the doctors’ apathy.
Seriously, wtf??
This is a very weird, twisted world we’re all living in, jfc.

 

[tuscangarder]

God, all I can say is that I’m astounded by these patients’ STUPIDNESS, & the doctors’ apathy.
Seriously, wtf??
This is a very weird, twisted world we’re all living in, jfc.

The doctors tell the patients that they are safe as long as they get "normal check ups". The patients believe this and will repeat it. This is a complete lie told to them. The doctors are in it for the money. The implant physically damages the eye and causes glaucoma. There is a reason this surgery is illegal in western nations.

 

[polonium]

Of all the things to fuck with, why your eyes

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Of all the things to fuck with, why your eyes

there's also people who get sclera tattoos

 

[sperginity]

there's also people who get sclera tattoos

its weird how few of those go awry really, the successes seem to outweigh the problem cases by quite a bit. two dudes managed to give themselves successful sclera tattoos in prison. I suppose it is because the sclera is actually really tough and doesn't do a lot outside of structural integrity. The iris of the eye is a muscle that is required to focus and adjust to lighting conditions.

I remembered hearing something about experimental lasers that remove melanin from the iris so that it becomes lighter & doesn't damage the muscle. Many lasers can remove melanin from skin, so it isn't a stretch. I know that the drug you can use to grow your eyelashes thicker can darken the iris through some chemical interaction, it is not harmful when that happens. Trying to alter the actual iris makes way more sense than implanting stuff over it, jesus christ.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Of all the things to fuck with, why your eyes

Tattoos on your back are not special anymore, everyone does it. Likewise on the arms, chest, legs, feet, etc. Lately the criminal scum and millionaire rapper tats on the face and hands have gone mainstream and are also kind of accepted. Icecream cone on your face? I love Sosa on your eyelid? No problemo. Now tattoos with BUTT SLUT all over your ass are no longer a one off thing, they even tattood it right on some skanks brown carnation. Then the pornstar with the devil all over her pussy with the mouth being her hole. She is also no longer alone there, vagina tattoos in all shapes and sizes. It was no longer good enough. Now we have to bleach the anus which is borderline mainstream, nobody looks twice at a split tongue any longer.

Then there are piercings. Prince Albert, rectum, perineum, tragus, you can pierce whatever. 122 rings in your ear? We can do that. Earlobe stretched to half a meter? Sure buddy. Now everyone has that. Plastic implants instead of the gym once a week? We can arrange that. Genderless alien? Sure, let me get the scalpel. And now people are imitating Vinnie Ohh.

The ride can go no further. It has to end. Alien without genitals, covered in tattoos, with bleached anus, 1000+ piercings, no more that can be done. Perhaps maybe subdermal implants that allow you to screw stuff onto your head with nice shapes and studs and whatnot. But it is hardly new. And exceptionally painful. And it is not enough. The ride must continue and must reach new lows. No matter the cost. More extreme.

What is left? Well I tell you what is left. The eyes. Nobody fucks with the eyes. So now people have to fuck with the eyes so senpai can notice them. You can have the colour changed. You can have it pierced. You can have it tattood. And there are a lot of risks and many complications, and a rather high chance of blindness. So nobody has it done save for the ones that really do need the attention very badly.

 

[Ido]

Look, I really don't care for my eye color and my pussy ass eyes don't really like contacts so there's fuck all I can do for them. That being said, I think killing myself would be better than getting any cosmetic eye surgery, even if I was super desperate for some reason I can't see a single reason why I would do it. I think my family and friends would kill me when I got back from whatever shit hole third world country I got it done at, and I can't imagine many people being supportive of that procedure even in the body mod community.

I suppose it's poetic justice, someone who's so obsessed with how they look going down the rabbit hole of cosmetic surgery, then finally trying to "fix" their eyes and eventually going blind, unable to see what they look like any longer. I don't think anyone deserves that but damn if it isn't karma.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Eye color really isn’t even that important, the shape and size of your eyes are really what makes eyes beautiful. People with every eye color get told they have beautiful eyes.

Or maybe I’ve just been surrounded by lots of people with squinty blue and green eyes so I find them pretty unremarkable. The color doesn’t do much if the shape and size aren’t flattering.

 

[rabbitgay]

Eye color really isn’t even that important, the shape and size of your eyes are really what makes eyes beautiful. People with every eye color get told they have beautiful eyes.

Or maybe I’ve just been surrounded by lots of people with squinty blue and green eyes so I find them pretty unremarkable. The color doesn’t do much if the shape and size aren’t flattering.

Light-colored eyes are honestly pretty unimpressive unless they have a distinct limbal ring, or are particularly bright in hue. Amber and hazel are the prettiest of light colored eyes IMO

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What is left? Well I tell you what is left. The eyes. Nobody fucks with the eyes. So now people have to fuck with the eyes so senpai can notice them. You can have the colour changed. You can have it pierced. You can have it tattood. And there are a lot of risks and many complications, and a rather high chance of blindness. So nobody has it done save for the ones that really do need the attention very badly.

I can't wait for split penis to go mainstream.

 

[PT 522]

I can't wait for split penis to go mainstream.

I see you are a man of taste as well

 

[AbraCadaver]

Look, I really don't care for my eye color and my pussy ass eyes don't really like contacts so there's fuck all I can do for them. That being said, I think killing myself would be better than getting any cosmetic eye surgery, even if I was super desperate for some reason I can't see a single reason why I would do it. I think my family and friends would kill me when I got back from whatever shit hole third world country I got it done at, and I can't imagine many people being supportive of that procedure even in the body mod community.

I suppose it's poetic justice, someone who's so obsessed with how they look going down the rabbit hole of cosmetic surgery, then finally trying to "fix" their eyes and eventually going blind, unable to see what they look like any longer. I don't think anyone deserves that but damn if it isn't karma.

You know that persistent feeling of having an eyelash stuck in your eye, and how as long as it’s there, it drives you mad and you can’t think of anything but getting it out?

Imagine that, but forever. That’s like the very BEST outcome of this shite.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I can't wait for split penis to go mainstream.

Is a condom mandatory to keep it together when...

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Is a condom mandatory to keep it together when...

Not the idea. The idea behind it is so another gay man can use it as a fuckhole. It works. Don't ask.
There is the issue of pissing standing up. It will go all over so you need to sit down like a dainty lady.

 

[Beluga]

Not the idea. The idea behind it is so another gay man can use it as a fuckhole. It works. Don't ask.
There is the issue of pissing standing up. It will go all over so you need to sit down like a dainty lady.

Excuse me sir but I will ask indeed for some reputable sources. For science, of course.

 

[JaneThough]

Not the idea. The idea behind it is so another gay man can use it as a fuckhole. It works. Don't ask.
There is the issue of pissing standing up. It will go all over so you need to sit down like a dainty lady.

That is among the worst things I have read on this site.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Not the idea. The idea behind it is so another gay man can use it as a fuckhole. It works. Don't ask.
There is the issue of pissing standing up. It will go all over so you need to sit down like a dainty lady.

Is it like when a hotdog bun is a bit too dry and when opened it splits into two halves so you go "fuck it, I'll just have to hold the whole thing together myself". (example not applicable to taco)

 

[UW 411]

Ohhh, it's the 'grow old gracefully' thread!
oh, we're talking hydra penis? I came here for bad lip jobs and implants, not...not this!