Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[kcbbq]

Hmmm...

That poor Picasso triggerfish, being used as a comparison to that.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Womens obsessions with making themselves look like the gay beauty troons they deem as pretty is retarded. Why would you masculinize your body this intensely?

I wouldn't. Here's my boomeresque opinion: With the exception of repairing actual deformities or injuries, forget cosmetic surgery. If you can't fix it with exercise or cosmetics, make peace with it and let it go. Save your money, your sanity and your circulation.

 

[tiggles]

I wouldn't. Here's my boomeresque opinion: With the exception of repairing actual deformities or injuries, forget cosmetic surgery. If you can't fix it with exercise or cosmetics, make peace with it and let it go. Save your money, your sanity and your circulation.

True; that said, in many cases it isn’t about fixing anything - like designer handbags, they are flexing they have money to blow. Plastic surgery is being used as a status symbol; Beauty has historically been intrinsically linked to an individuals ability to present themselves and their relative wealth. It may not seem beautiful to many, particularly when the surgery is botched. However, arguably the intent is to signal to other wealthy socialites, not to the masses.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Perhaps I’m missing what you are alluding to here but wealthy women showing off wouldn’t be caught dead in a mall brand like VS and I don’t think that changes based on region. If they aren’t wearing couture or designer, the well-off women I know purchase lingerie from agent provocateur (250-600/set) la Perla (400-1600+/set), or similar. I don’t know what the filthy rich women wear but I presume it is at minimum on par with those brands.

can somebody verify/source the claim that most of VS sales are in the Middle East? My curiosity is piqued. AFAIK they didn’t even start opening stores in that region until within the last decade. Maybe it’s only because the brand is growing there whilst shuttering its doors in the west, they aren’t doing well.

Victoria’s Secret was created by a man for men to be able to buy lingerie for their wives without feeling weird. In the Middle East, Saudi Arabia especially, they are staffed by men and of course women wouldn’t be able to get fitted for bras. In fact most lingerie stores are staffed by men. Men would be the ones buying lingerie not women.

Women buying lingerie would do so from online boutiques as Victoria’s Secret has shit collection of bras anyway.

 

[murgatroid]

She is living off of the fact that she got internet famous for having fat injected into her vulva during a discount BBL (in Mexico I think) in an effort to have the worlds fattest vagina. To the surprise of absolutely no one she had some major surgical complications, but that was about 6 procedures ago so I guess it didn’t slow her down.

Some men think the ideal vagina is a "fat rabbit" where the labia majora are "fat" enough that they mostly or completely hide the labia minora and everything else. I guess so it's looks somewhat like a rabbits paw. Now you know what "put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic" means.

I don't think what this lady has counts.

Spoiler: Simon Cowell's continually tightening face-lift and horrid veneers

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Looking like the ice age baby, 2020
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These are 2018-2019 I think

How do people see this and not burst out laughing? He probably avoids being around children.

 

[Monolith]

Some men think the ideal vagina is a "fat rabbit" where the labia majora are "fat" enough that they mostly or completely hide the labia minora and everything else. I guess so it's looks somewhat like a rabbits paw.

I don't think what this lady has counts.

Spoiler: Objectively the best pussy

 

[tiggles]

Victoria’s Secret was created by a man for men to be able to buy lingerie for their wives without feeling weird. In the Middle East, Saudi Arabia especially, they are staffed by men and of course women wouldn’t be able to get fitted for bras. In fact most lingerie stores are staffed by men. Men would be the ones buying lingerie not women.

Women buying lingerie would do so from online boutiques as Victoria’s Secret has shit collection of bras anyway.

Ok thanks for the trivia. Anyways if anybody can source the stuff about VS profit in the Middle East let me know, until then Im gonna go ahead and call bullshit.

 

[{o}P II]

Speaking of bimbofication, here's a horrible bimbo with an equally horrible boob job:

Spoiler: NSFW

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Her reddit username is bambiistired.

edit: spoiler added for NSFW.

Spoiler: Another pic of her

 

[ditto]

For a second there I thought I was looking at the suicide soup girl

 

[exhausted]

For a second there I thought I was looking at the suicide soup girl

the what girl

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm sorry, I'm years late on this but I can't help but make this comparison:

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I do wonder were this guy is now, do you think he got sensei to start praying?

He is still a member of the korean boyband N.Tic. His name is Kim Jion.

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Most of his photoshopped pictures look horrendous. Koreans love shopping their heads tiny, their eyes huge & their nose narrow. This leads to the rest of the body being oversized. Fucking ugly.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I wouldn't. Here's my boomeresque opinion: With the exception of repairing actual deformities or injuries, forget cosmetic surgery. If you can't fix it with exercise or cosmetics, make peace with it and let it go. Save your money, your sanity and your circulation.

Yeah. I remember one of those reality shows with the bunch of kids- where the mom had 6-8 at once. She ended up getting a free tummy tuck. It didn't look "great", I mean there was still a lot of discoloration and scar tissue. But it was a hell of a lot better than the accordion sack she had on her midsection beforehand.

 

[Iron Hamster]

For a second there I thought I was looking at the suicide soup girl

the what girl

 

[ditto]

the what girl

Live happy never seeing those photos.

 

[Pizza Time]

the what girl

It's a series of gore images of a young woman who killed herself by slitting her wrists in the bathtub and went for so long without being found that her body heavily decomposed to the point that one of her legs was nothing but bone and viscera. You can find it by googling "soup suicide girl" though the image set was originally called "Soup Girl."

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

the what girl

First Google result is a reddit thread about a gory photo of a suicide victim who was really badly decayed in a tub. I'm assuming "soup" means how badly putrified she was. Water does weird, aesthetically unappealing shit to corpses too. Her flesh kind of looks like melted chocolate ice cream.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jessicamshannon/comments/6z9pln/i_dont_normally_post_just_gore_but_i_found/

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BestGore kind of shock stuff. (I don't know if that site is still around.)

 

[Sperghetti]

Most of his photoshopped pictures look horrendous. Koreans love shopping their heads tiny, their eyes huge & their nose narrow. This leads to the rest of the body being oversized. Fucking ugly.

Holy hell, you just reminded me of how some of the Korean (and maybe some Chinese?) Sims 2 players used to make their Sims with the chins and jawlines moved waaaay up, so it made the head look tiny and gave them a giraffe neck. I had no idea that it was a widespread aesthetic.

 

[{o}P II]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OOIGCyAR-0w

arguably more well known from this

"I told him how much i liked his work"

 

[Trusty Patches]

I was looking for cringey plastic surgery addicts on Instagram when I found this incredibly cursed image:



I was already familiar with Allegra Cole (founder of a site where women can get their excessively large breast implants funded), but I had yet to see the monstrosity on the right.

Her name is Haley Layne. I guess she's some kinda porn star? She has an onlyfans anyway. Unfortunately the pic above was basically the only candid one I could find on my brief dive down this nightmarish rabbit hole.
While I'm sure many of the pics below will be shooped, I feel like you can still get a good idea of how fucked this person is.



She has posted a couple of transformation posts so you can see what she looked like before. She used to be quite beautiful too, what a shame.



'MURICA:

Spoiler: nsfw - dat silhouette

 

[NoFeline]

Most of his photoshopped pictures look horrendous.

Christ, how old is this guy?

When you see the live performances it's clear the look they were going for with him was "12 year old shota yaoi boy" or a weird sexualized version of the boys from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody,

...and in some promotional pics it looks like they're using a baby filter to make him look like a child.

But in his own photos he's...something else entirely. Seriously someone explain what the fuck he's trying to do here! The only thing I can think of is maybe he's trying to look like those emo BJDs from the early 2010s.

His eyes are so bloodshot..they probably damaged the tear ducts with all those widening surgeries. Some angles you can see his chin is botched, too.