Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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NoFeline said:
Christ, how old is this guy?

When you see the live performances it's clear the look they were going for with him was "12 year old shota yaoi boy" or a weird sexualized version of the boys from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody,
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...and in some promotional pics it looks like they're using a baby filter to make him look like a child.
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But in his own photos he's...something else entirely. Seriously someone explain what the fuck he's trying to do here! The only thing I can think of is maybe he's trying to look like those emo BJDs from the early 2010s.
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His eyes are so bloodshot..they probably damaged the tear ducts with all those widening surgeries. Some angles you can see his chin is botched, too.
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This bloke is 33 btw. Imagine him in 20 years. :O
 
Sinners Sandwich said:
This bloke is 33 btw. Imagine him in 20 years. :O
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NoFeline said:
...and in some promotional pics it looks like they're using a baby filter to make him look like a child.
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Those aren't promotional pics, those are fansite pics (usually one rich fan who's got money to travel to where the idol is and has a camera). They edit according to their own taste which shows a lot about kpop fans. Usually they just settle with making the skin paper white though.
 
Aaa0aaa0 said:
I'm worried: what's going on with Alves' feet? Are the heels she picked too tight or are they bloated for different reasons?
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Poor guy.

And poor Phil Collins & his partner. He looks like death, but miles more human and natural than his partner. She could have aged gracefully but she looks like cement now :(
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The inability to age gracefully is a real tragedy of the modern era. It used to be that a gracefully aged woman of 70 or 80 was an product of elite aristocracy. Mainly because their bodies were not worked to death like the filthy peasants. Consider queen Elizabeth's grandmother.

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Now though people really have no excuse. You just have to work at it. Go for walks in the morning, eat right, dont drink too much or use drugs and so on. Alot of the aging horror shows come from partying too hard when you are young and healthy. Diabetes, a weakened liver, kidneys, etc, will absolutely wreck you going into your 40s. And if your bones and muscle are trash due to poor diet they wont last the decades. Your young ages are for building those up so that when they inevitably breakdown they are doing so from a higher plateau.

The real freak shows come from people who dont do any of this and then try and halt the aging with plastic surgery.
 
Mao Hao Hao said:
They look like those creepy, uncanny valley anime girl suits that can get, with the dead eyed stares.
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the anime suits look better
Ciscoipphone said:
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"Can u just like, shove a couple cantaloupes in there? Like the literal melons? Somebody once said I got no melons and I--and I think I wanna fix that, yes I'm sure he didn't mean something else"
But seriously someone explain what the shit is going on here, those can't be silicone implants, can they?
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I googled craftmatic and I see pictures of elderly people in their elderly sped-beds. Is that a cool rap-brand?
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I don't know but joggers rich and poor like to waste money on all sorts of stupid shit so probably. It's likely that since the bed has motors to change its shape that it has a further sexual connotation of moving a girl into all sorts of sexual positions.
 
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Updates on our lovely human barbie, kiwis!
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Also a supposed "facial feminization", but idk why you'd want the double chin with that nor how that makes a face more feminine

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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I googled craftmatic and I see pictures of elderly people in their elderly sped-beds. Is that a cool rap-brand?
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The first time only time I have heard anyone say that is 2 chains on the song "I'm different" and its part of a stupid rhyme scheme.

then I put a phat rabbit on a craftmatic
I'm so high addict
I'm so high like a attic

 
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