Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Another atrocious lip job.View attachment 1981276

"First word comes to mind"

Baboon.

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Just looking at this makes my mammaries hurt. What was the thought process here? Breast inflation fetish à la Deviantart?
The procedure used to obtain those insane things is illegal in pretty much all of the world.

Two ways you can do it and the freakiest one to me is where they leave a port on the side of the boob and you just inject the substance yourself so you don't have to keep going back to the doctor.

(Until the inevitable time where you have complications. Then you're just fucked)
 
The procedure used to obtain those insane things is illegal in pretty much all of the world.

Two ways you can do it and the freakiest one to me is where they leave a port on the side of the boob and you just inject the substance yourself so you don't have to keep going back to the doctor.

(Until the inevitable time where you have complications. Then you're just fucked)
The polypropylene string breast implants are the worst, I think. The strings continually irritate the tissue and absorb the liquid produced. They never stop growing, and they can't be removed because the strings tangle and embed within the breast tissue. The only way to manage size after that is to manually suck out fluid with a syringe. There's a reason they've been banned for 20 years in the US and EU.
 
The polypropylene string breast implants are the worst, I think. The strings continually irritate the tissue and absorb the liquid produced. They never stop growing, and they can't be removed because the strings tangle and embed within the breast tissue. The only way to manage size after that is to manually suck out fluid with a syringe. There's a reason they've been banned for 20 years in the US and EU.
A mastectomy removes them.

Huh, getting string implants only cost £3000 for this lady. I thought weird unapproved procedures would be more expensive.
 
A mastectomy removes them.

Huh, getting string implants only cost £3000 for this lady. I thought weird unapproved procedures would be more expensive.
'I was lied to and told the operation had been approved by the medical authority, but it hadn't.'
They might have given her a discount to preform the procedure in the first place.
 
'I was lied to and told the operation had been approved by the medical authority, but it hadn't.'
They might have given her a discount to preform the procedure in the first place.
Maybe they gave her a discount because they had all this yarn gathering dust and it was 1999. She was already doing the big boob porn and must have met the other women that got the string implants, talked to them and so on. How many people in the world even have or have heard of those implants? Getting them meant that she could compete with the few women in the beachball tit niche.

I think her story sounds more like "I didn't know east german ultra-steroids would be bad for my health because a doctor gave them to me in an alley!". The health part would be true in an optimistic way, just like with steroid abusers fixating on the gains, but I'm sure she knew it was shady as hell.
 
A mastectomy removes them.

Huh, getting string implants only cost £3000 for this lady. I thought weird unapproved procedures would be more expensive.

Lol, she looks 70 but is only 43 years old (by the time the article was written).

What a dumb bitch. Says her basketball breasts are going to kill her but still refuses to get a mastectomy. The reason? It would end her career as a whore. But who wants to see this granny looking abomination doing porn? What kind of "career" is this shit?

Just save your life, cunt. You are too ugly.

So I googled the discussed implants and found this horror.


This image is featured in the Wikipedia article about this procedure. A nice thread crossover.
 
I have seen before/after photos from Hermann Sailer, who is a orthognathic (jaw) and plastic surgeon in Switzerland. Most of the before photos look like people who could really use surgery, both for aesthetic and functional reasons, but Sailer instead recommends people go over the top, changing numerous parts of their face, resulting in an uncanny, alien appearance. The block-like jaws really stick out to me. This is one of the "better" ones that he showcases.

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"Fox Eyes" or "Designer Eyes" is a non-surgical procedure which lifts the brow and outer corner of the eye with dissolvable threads. It costs around £500, it takes only 30 minutes to do, it lasts up to a year and it makes these women look like they're standing at the end of a supersonic wind tunnel.

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This is such a weird look. This MCR Aesthetics place (source of screenshots) offers package deals where they inject filler as well as doing the fox eye thing. It makes women go from looking normal to uncanny valley in just one appointment.

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This is Miss England 2004 Danielle Lloyd, she has ruined her face and is now totally unrecognisable.

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Good luck hiding that, lol.

Here's a video of them performing the fox eye procedure and a close up pic that gives you a better idea of how this works... This is such a stupid fucking procedure, holy shit.

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Bonus pic, apparently Bella Hadid also had this done:
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Bella Hadid looks so creepy and uncanny valley, I cannot fathom why she's considered good-looking
 
My favorite thing with these two after-shots is not that they have "fox eyes" but that they end up having that short "dog forehead" and if you ever look at your dog and it has that expression on its face you know that it's been eating cat turds or found a diaper. edit: they end up looking like Null's avatar.

This one is great because it's like someone took one of the dolls from the caveman exhibit and thotted it up.
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