Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[believe all women]

LOL paying $$$ and going under the knife in order to come out looking like you need to see an ortho to fix a very unfortunate underbite before you grind all of your teeth down... lemme guess the anons are all jealous of him and rate him a "chadlite" now?

I've browsed that forum for a moment out of a sheer fascination with the trainwreck (mostly since these types started popping up on my native-language web too). The way they shoop their selfies into the "ideal" versions makes you think they must be heavily on the spectrum or have face blindness. Like you got an artist to draw caricatures of attractive people.

No, they actually responded maturely. It seemed to shatter the illusion for a lot of people that jaw surgery "ascends" everyone, and that everyone could look good after a surgery or two. Everyone I saw agreed that he looked a lot worse after.

 

[Vingle]

I’ve had a (medically necessary, not plastic) facial surgery before. They gave me bags of ice to slap on my face.

Not exactly surgery, but when I had my cosmetic laser treatments. Both the weaker one for erythema (red splotches), and CO2 where they literally burn the skin off. They tried giving me ice packs, but I think its more uncomfy to have those on the face. Rather than just ride it out.
Like, geez. They make my hands cold

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Like, geez. They make my hands cold

Hairy palm laser treatment?

 

[Vingle]

Hairy palm laser treatment?

I just have to hold up the bags to my face on my own, talk about bad service. When it costs several hundred bucks to for one treatment.

 

[DontDoxThanks]

I think veneers are terrible plastic surgery. In my opinion, they should be reserved for someone with terrible teeth due to some sort of strange disorder.
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I don't know what Katie's problem is. She used to be very pretty.

You can't post a picture of Jordan without including her face mask staples cmon

Spoiler

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Cyndi Lauper embraced the LGBT community long before it was cool or even socially acceptable, and as such, she’s a gay icon. That’s also part of why she faded out (or got silently pushed out) of the mainstream so fast too, I think.

She can fucking sing, though. Of the 3 “80s” girls, I’d put Cyndi Lauper miles above Madonna or Tiffany as far as talent goes. “True Colors“ is a hell of a song.

Sabrina Salerno though, that was a... I don't actually remember her voice.

Hoping to find something to make a post about, she sold entirely on sex in the 80's. Her thing was popping out of her low-cut top while bouncing around. She made Samantha Fox and Madonna look bush league.

So how does this woman that started out in 1986 look today?

30-35 years later.

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That is surprising, when making my crappy joke up top I assumed googling someone like her would be a goldmine. That's not too bad, she's still recognizable and it doesn't look like she's fucked with the nose.

I also wrote this post in the Madonna thread and thought it was the bad plastic surgery thread so I'm posting it here instead, I apologize for the confusion to everyone clicking the post to see what I quoted and to @proteus4994

 

[Little Dark Age]

You can't post a picture of Jordan without including her face mask staples cmon

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There's way grosser stuff going on in this photo but sorry this is driving me crazy

Like I get that she's going for "phony LA bitch" and embracing it or whatever, but come on. Get an eyebrow pencil that matches, or microblading, or something, and sort out those silly ass black spider leg lashes that aren't at all blended into the short brown ones.

 

[proteus4994]

Sabrina Salerno though, that was a... I don't actually remember her voice.

Hoping to find something to make a post about, she sold entirely on sex in the 80's. Her thing was popping out of her low-cut top while bouncing around. She made Samantha Fox and Madonna look bush league.

So how does this woman that started out in 1986 look today?
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30-35 years later.

Spoiler

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That is surprising, when making my crappy joke up top I assumed googling someone like her would be a goldmine. That's not too bad, she's still recognizable and it doesn't look like she's fucked with the nose.

I also wrote this post in the Madonna thread and thought it was the bad plastic surgery thread so I'm posting it here instead, I apologize for the confusion to everyone clicking the post to see what I quoted and to @proteus4994

Seemed to fit right into that thread, so no big deal. I didn’t even notice.

 

[Least Concern]

Sabrina Salerno though, that was a... I don't actually remember her voice.

Oh, yeah, I remember her. Prototypical Italodisco star. If you need a reminder of her voice and/or wish to masturbate:

Spoiler: No joke, I'm surprised they still allow this on YouTube

Yeah, her "after" pic looks all right. Definitely one of the saner pics in this thread.

 

[Trusty Patches]

Meet Criss from Chihuahua, Mexico. At the age of just 28 has already had around 30 procedures done to his face alone. He started his transformation when he was only 18 years old



Since he hails from the land of budget plastic surgery, so far he has only had to dish out a pittance of 5k to achieve this incredibly unnerving look.
This meager sum somehow covered not one but 2 rhinoplasties! For reference, for a single high quality nose job in a first world country, you'd be looking to pay around 5k.
However two cheap nose jobs is not enough for our new #1 Ken doll. He says that his next planned procedure will be yet another rhinoplasty. Mark my words this guy will end up looking the Voldemort when he's done. Watch this space.





Obligatory before pic:

 

[Vingle]

Meet Criss from Chihuahua, Mexico. At the age of just 28 has already had around 30 procedures done to his face alone. He started his transformation when he was only 18 years old

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Since he hails from the land of budget plastic surgery, so far he has only had to dish out a pittance of 5k to achieve this incredibly unnerving look.
This meager sum somehow covered not one but 2 rhinoplasties! For reference, for a single high quality nose job in a first world country, you'd be looking to pay around 5k.
However two cheap nose jobs is not enough for our new #1 Ken doll. He says that his next planned procedure will be yet another rhinoplasty. Mark my words this guy will end up looking the Voldemort when he's done. Watch this space.

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Obligatory before pic:
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I'm confused on what his end goal is. Because no male doll look like this, even Barbie Ken doesn't look this feminine. He even reminds of an old lady.

 

[Charles.Broccoli]

Meet Criss from Chihuahua, Mexico. At the age of just 28 has already had around 30 procedures done to his face alone. He started his transformation when he was only 18 years old

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lol Ken doll, more like Miley Cyrus

 

[Least Concern]

Maybe we're cherry-picking in this thread, but I find it odd how in so many of the "before" pictures of this thread, the person is perfectly acceptable looking if not downright attractive, but for whatever reason they think they look better as uncanny ghouls and bimbos. Case in point, this dude, with the popped collar and a girl on each arm… but he still had to get that home plate-shaped chin and Halloween waxed lips for some reason. (Remember Halloween waxed lips? What a shitty "treat" to find in your bag.)



Learn to love yourselves, people!

 

[Meiwaku]

Rate me late, but here is how he looks like now. View attachment 2313793

Also one of his "pronouns" is the name of the Korean guy he is obsessed with and wants to chain to his basement emulate. I wonder if he'll get the Rachel Dolezal treatment or if his coming out as transracial will be seen as "stunning and brave" by the trans community.

There was someone who they claimed was a troll who did the korean trans thing. But this guy? No hes not. They can't refute this. Also looking at people arguing trans ethnic vs transgender and hearing them fumble is so fucking funny

Oli is to the point where idk what he has had done to him

All I can say is at least it's not Japan

 

[Trusty Patches]

Case in point, this dude, with the popped collar and a girl on each arm…

This gentleman is a homosexual.

Bonus before after picz:

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Maybe we're cherry-picking in this thread, but I find it odd how in so many of the "before" pictures of this thread, the person is perfectly acceptable looking if not downright attractive, but for whatever reason they think they look better as uncanny ghouls and bimbos. Case in point, this dude, with the popped collar and a girl on each arm… but he still had to get that home plate-shaped chin and Halloween waxed lips for some reason. (Remember Halloween waxed lips? What a shitty "treat" to find in your bag.)

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Learn to love yourselves, people!

Well, people who just get a surgery to fix a disfigurement or a birth defect wouldn't end up in here, and the vain and delusional ones will inevitably go way overboard and show up.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Meet Criss from Chihuahua, Mexico. At the age of just 28 has already had around 30 procedures done to his face alone. He started his transformation when he was only 18 years old

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Since he hails from the land of budget plastic surgery, so far he has only had to dish out a pittance of 5k to achieve this incredibly unnerving look.
This meager sum somehow covered not one but 2 rhinoplasties! For reference, for a single high quality nose job in a first world country, you'd be looking to pay around 5k.
However two cheap nose jobs is not enough for our new #1 Ken doll. He says that his next planned procedure will be yet another rhinoplasty. Mark my words this guy will end up looking the Voldemort when he's done. Watch this space.

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Obligatory before pic:
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He’s trying to look like a yaoi character.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Maybe we're cherry-picking in this thread, but I find it odd how in so many of the "before" pictures of this thread, the person is perfectly acceptable looking if not downright attractive, but for whatever reason they think they look better as uncanny ghouls and bimbos. Case in point, this dude, with the popped collar and a girl on each arm… but he still had to get that home plate-shaped chin and Halloween waxed lips for some reason. (Remember Halloween waxed lips? What a shitty "treat" to find in your bag.)

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Learn to love yourselves, people!

If I recall correctly, it isn't about what we objectively see in the before (a man who could get decent dick) but what they see and more importantly, how they feel. It's body dysmorphia that comes from a number of places and comes with anxiety (heavy fear on how others see you), depression (low self confidence), and OCD (obsessing over their "flaws", no matter if they qualify). It is a hard thing to change without self awareness and therapy, and those with too much money or too little drive or support to fix themselves on the inside leads to this basically. They say there's an end goal, but there isn't one really.


There's also just body moders fascinated with reshaping the human body, tards who think surgery is playing with legos, and narcs/attention whores. It isn't too far of a stretch to assume this guy falls into say the dysmorphia box and the attention whore box if his goal is to have a following of people based around his looks. Now that one of the previous "Kens" has turned into a "Barbie", it is a great time for the bored and vain to become the next one. But that's assumption.

 

[Exuvia]

This gentleman is a homosexual.

Bonus before after picz:
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It looks like someone just grabbed the lower half of his face and stretched it forward like in a character customization screen.

 

[Least Concern]

In case you didn’t see it, Oli London, the stunning and brave trans-Korean, now has his own thread in the Proving Grounds: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oli-london.94486/