Bad Tattoos - No regerts

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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
I would like to know if there's a correlation between really bad tattoos and death by certain diseases(like cirrhosis or getting shot by the cops). Someone should a study like that and compare the data it with people that have better and more tasteful tattoos.
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Gonna go out on a limb here, but I'm going to say shaky prison tattoo = more likely to get shanked, but I might be off
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
I would like to know if there's a correlation between really bad tattoos and death by certain diseases(like cirrhosis or getting shot by the cops). Someone should make a study like that and compare the data with (dead) people that have better and more tasteful tattoos.
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I’d love to see the delicate phrasing in the paper that tattoo badness is a proxy measure for stupid life choices.

The paper does have another correlation which is the size of the tattoo. Risk rises significantly past hand-sized inkings.
 
Otterly said:
I’d love to see the delicate phrasing in the paper that tattoo badness is a proxy measure for stupid life choices.

The paper does have another correlation which is the size of the tattoo. Risk rises significantly past hand-sized inkings.
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And placement, will it be a constant public embarrassment through life and will that life be shorter than usual?
 
Otterly said:
I’m afraid I’m going to need a clinically valid scale to document this. Preferably with a bad pun acronym as a name.
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I'm thinking the tattoo rating would start as a matrix of some kind. 'No regerts' guy probably has a source of income that is different from someone with an explicit anime dick-girl tattoo on their calf.
 
Orange Rhymer said:
It makes sense.
The ink is an irritant that your immune system tries to chew at.
The perpetual irritant eventually becomes cancerous.
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Possibly cancer, also possibly auto-immune diseases. A relative-in-law started getting shit tattoos, then was whining and going on about their mysterious inflammatory symptoms that “dah doctahs can’t figgure out”. Well... maybe injecting - even subcutaneously - foreign substances into your body might cause it to try to fight back? Nah, go on and get the next phase of your sleeve tattoo done.
 
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