Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[ConsoleWarVet]

May I introduce everyone to Teddy Boy Greg

Greg here is an ex heroin addict turned greaser who is a shockingly competent barber despite how stupid his own hair is.

He has tons of good to great tattoos but anyone looks like an idiot with a face sleeve (is that a term?) especially with a barbers pole on their nose.


The funniest thing is Greg hates niggos so much (pictured here wearing a white power band shirt and Nazi saluting) he actually moved from California to Russia back in 2018 where he's a minor celeb due to his freak show tattoos and bizarre 60s white power barber gimmick.

 

[dayone]

Anyone else has of those images that aren't allllll that bad of tattoos, but can be used as memes? I'd like to expand this collection.

Also sorry for format, first post.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Don't knock it 'till you try it, imagine how unattractive this guy would be without face and neck tattoos.
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Dude looks like an edgy Dr Greene from ER

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

May I introduce everyone to Teddy Boy Greg
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Greg here is an ex heroin addict turned greaser who is a shockingly competent barber despite how stupid his own hair is.

He has tons of good to great tattoos but anyone looks like an idiot with a face sleeve (is that a term?) especially with a barbers pole on their nose.
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The funniest thing is Greg hates niggos so much (pictured here wearing a white power band shirt and Nazi saluting) he actually moved from California to Russia back in 2018 where he's a minor celeb due to his freak show tattoos and bizarre 60s white power barber gimmick.
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Is... is that his hair or a hat in the last picture?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Is... is that his hair or a hat in the last picture?

Hair. You find some real weird hairstyles in greaser, rockabilly and psychobilly circles.

 

[Marche]

May I introduce everyone to Teddy Boy Greg
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Greg here is an ex heroin addict turned greaser who is a shockingly competent barber despite how stupid his own hair is.

He has tons of good to great tattoos but anyone looks like an idiot with a face sleeve (is that a term?) especially with a barbers pole on their nose.
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The funniest thing is Greg hates niggos so much (pictured here wearing a white power band shirt and Nazi saluting) he actually moved from California to Russia back in 2018 where he's a minor celeb due to his freak show tattoos and bizarre 60s white power barber gimmick.
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Oh shit I've seen stuff by this dude before. In like 2014 my friend must have stumbled onto him being an idiot on youtube and then kept sending me every video he would upload saying "this will be you one day".
Thankfully I did not end up like him.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

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Surprised Moby's dumb tattoos haven't been posted yet.

How bland of a personality do you have to have to essentially get the same tattoo three times in highly visible spots?

Bonus points for putting a giant L on his right hand.

If he gets it three times in three spots that means nobody can walk by him and potentially not notice. except it doesn't matter if someone glances at his tattoos because

 

[NoFeline]

How?!

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[Big Nasty]

What does "Jonquière" mean? Druggie?

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Whats worse? A gangster with shitty tattoos?


Or a shitty tattoo of a comedian with shitty drawn on tattoos impersonating a gangster with shitty tattoos?

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Whats worse? A gangster with shitty tattoos?
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Or a shitty tattoo of a comedian with shitty drawn on tattoos impersonating a gangster with shitty tattoos?
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Choppers tattoos were kind of endearing because the quality of them was kind of a reflection of how he lived his entire life. Even though he basically just had a broke stripper body suit.

Who's the comedian the second picture is a tattoo of?

 

[Spunt]

Eric Bana, who played him in the film "Chopper". Great film.

 

[shitavious jenkems]

Choppers tattoos were kind of endearing because the quality of them was kind of a reflection of how he lived his entire life. Even though he basically just had a broke stripper body suit.

Who's the comedian the second picture is a tattoo of?

Eric Bana, who played him in the film "Chopper". Great film.

Ackshually, it's Heath Franklin - a comedian who does a Chopper impersonation.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

What does "Jonquière" mean? Druggie?

It’s a place in Quebec.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Choppers tattoos were kind of endearing because the quality of them was kind of a reflection of how he lived his entire life. Even though he basically just had a broke stripper body suit.

Who's the comedian the second picture is a tattoo of?

Thats a fair point on Chopper, they kinda remind me of doodles rather than 'bad tattoos' Just like he was getting shit stamped on himself to kill time, or something Ted Cruz would send to throw the feds ofd his trail.

 

[Witthel]

 

[lamp shade]

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That last woman is Isobel Varley, she was named World’s Most Tattooed Senior Woman in 2000 by Guinness World Records. She passed away a few years ago, but man she had some gems.

Other views of her head:


And...more

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Witthel]

That last woman is Isobel Varley, she was named World’s Most Tattooed Senior Woman in 2000 by Guinness World Records. She passed away a few years ago, but man she had some gems.

Other views of her head:
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And...more

Spoiler: nsfw

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Talk about one hell of a midlife crisis, geez.

 

[NoFeline]

World’s Most Tattooed Senior Woman

You know what? Good for her.

 

[AMHOLIO]

All those balls tattooed on her head were symbolic of the metaphorical balls she had to get all those tattoos in her later years. Semper fi, I still think dick tattoos are dumb but she lived her dream at the end