Bad Tattoos - No regerts

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I used to have a tattoo so bad and so distinct it was locally famous. I dated a girl who saw it, began laughing hysterically as she pulled out her tablet, then showed me where she had saved it a year before when the artist posted it because it was so laughably awful.
Don’t do cocaine, kids. And don’t make decisions that are permanent when you do. And don’t go to cheap “artists” at 9 am when you inevitably do that, too.
 
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curbside said:
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I read on Facebook comments that she eventually cheated on Dean with the tattoo artist and left Dean for him. Which sounds too good to be true but this is clearly someone who makes well thought out long and short term decisions. Never found a name for her because I’d love to do a deep dive update.
 
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Visible Belly Outline said:
I read on Facebook comments that she eventually cheated on Dean with the tattoo artist and left Dean for him. Which sounds too good to be true but this is clearly someone who makes well thought out long and short term decisions. Never found a name for her because I’d love to do a deep dive update.
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Old (and I'm pretty sure already in this thread) but She broke up with Dean and/or cheated on him, not with the tattoo artist afaik. She has like 3 kids by 3 different dads. Dean also has like 3 exes that he made all get similar tattoos. Here's a reddit thread about it.
Edit: yeah, @curbside's post is super late. Here's a much better post from earlier in this thread with way more info, more pics, and backstory.
 
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Rotter said:
The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

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It’s a shame you only got one angle here. This tattoo has floated around the internet a long time and the other cheek says “butt,” aka “butt slut.”
 
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Rotter said:
The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

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I don't see the problem here. What's classier than a brightly colored grafitti tattoo that screams "HEY EVERYONE COME SLAM MY SHITTER!!" ?
 
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Rotter said:
The three rules any prudent lady should live by:

1. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
2. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.
3. If you must have a backside tattoo, let it be small.

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"Yes I'd like Butt Slut! on my ass, but we need something that makes it pop... maybe a Trolli gummy worms font/aesthetic?"
 
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Welp. after pricing out tattoo removal in my area (fuck you I ain't paying a grand to get two black smudges barely a centimeter square on my finger removed) I have purchased a laser off of amazon lol. It was my birthday present from my roommate so no financial risk. If anyone is interested in my progress (it arrives today and I'll do my first treatment if it comes soon enough) lmk and I can post pics showing progression. They're just literally smudges after 25 years so no dox, just an old bitch's finger.

Pretty excited ngl, I know it takes multiple sessions so I can post intermittently when visible changes start to emerge.
 
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General Disarray said:
Welp. after pricing out tattoo removal in my area (fuck you I ain't paying a grand to get two black smudges barely a centimeter square on my finger removed) I have purchased a laser off of amazon lol. It was my birthday present from my roommate so no financial risk. If anyone is interested in my progress (it arrives today and I'll do my first treatment if it comes soon enough) lmk and I can post pics showing progression. They're just literally smudges after 25 years so no dox, just an old bitch's finger.

Pretty excited ngl, I know it takes multiple sessions so I can post intermittently when visible changes start to emerge.
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It may or may not work, because the machines at clinics are stronger. Because otherwise retards hurt themselves and sue the companies.
So expect it to take longer than at the clinic, if it actually does something.
 
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Vingle said:
It may or may not work, because the machines at clinics are stronger. Because otherwise retards hurt themselves and sue the companies.
So expect it to take longer than at the clinic, if it actually does something.
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Thanks for the heads up, I figured as much. Can't hurt to try, the time element isn't important to me seeing as how I waited over two decades to consider removing it.

! I'll probably put up a thread here in Off Topic tomorrow showing the offending smudge and update as I progress.
 
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