Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Mr. Manchester]

This is like something out of a sitcom. If he really is dead, I look forward to all the retarded memorial and/or in fighting over it. If he's not I, as usual, hope he gets arrested.

 

[FearsReality]

Imagine making such terrible life decisions that you attempt to fake your own death (provided he did) in a way to escape your past

Just make good choices, don’t be a fucking faggot

 

[AnOminous]

Does this retard seriously think this is going to fool the government? He will be sucking cock in the slammer.

 

[Banworld]

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a CI, and I wouldn't be surprised if he faked his death. The dude has a history of flip-flopping, and considering the fact the feds could bust him for any number of things, he would squeal in an instant and take whatever plea was on the table: up to and including being a snitch. If he did indeed fake his death, we'll know in a month or two and it'll be great to see the fallout from that.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Does this retard seriously think this is going to fool the government? He will be sucking cock in the slammer.

maybe his handlers will sneak him in some pepper spray lol

 

[Pepper Jack]

Does this retard seriously think this is going to fool the government? He will be sucking DopeDistrict's cock in the slammer.

FYP

 

[Spectre_06]

Reminder to never bring up military , law or anything related because spek tree will jump on it to write a story that no one cares about.

You cared enough to respond to it and cry, faggot. Do more of that.

 

[bussarin555]

If anyone was unsure - he is NOT dead.

He is basking in the attention he can still garner even while he hides out at home. He is retweeting and liking all of the death tributes. His dumbass fanboys are trying to get it to trend and confuse people and somehow think the death stuff is funny. The memorial page was funny until taken down, but like the autists that they are, his followers are compelled to continue to meme it into the ground.

 

[Telecom]

Is baked the dumbest person on the Farms without a clear mental handicap or sexual degeneracy? Hard to beat storm the capitol live on stream while under parole.

Faking your death and having your friends spread it is what primary students do. Baked better be a Fed or half way to Russia by now. He had days to come up with a strategy and is currently retweeting posts about his own death.

they seemed to like @Telecom 's post

Thank you russkies. Please take care of america's special needs golden boy.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Galaxy brain conspiracy theory:

He hasn't been arrested yet because his parents scam charity has been used to human traffik sex slaves under the guise of their weirdo Christian camps or whatever and they want them to try and smuggle Baked Alaska out of the country so the FBI can get two birds with one stone. Baked Alaska being an unintentional informant his entire life would be perfect, topped only by his dumb shenanigans toppling his parents Russian mob sex slave ring.

Plot twist: They disown him and call the cops

At least Styx got something right.
Also,
TradCaths always have the hottest GFs with the coolest tattoos...

Right?

Traditional Catholic? Tattoos?

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Baked is officially a government asset. If you see and hear a glowing aurora with an automated tone saying "nigger nigger nigger" get in your car immediately and do not look back!

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

Forgive me for not dilligently keeping up on this, I had kind of lost interest in the whole situation before the riot, but does anyone know where the fuck Blade and the rest of the crew are at in all this? Are they still driving around in the RV?

 

[Terrorist]

https://twitter.com/Abbitt4Pres/status/1349527969467752450
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lol at this nigga, who made fucking Baked Alaska the godfather of his kids. “You press me on this, the day my Catboy is to be married, and ask me to mace 711 employees - for superchats? LETS GOOOO”

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Baked is definitely a Fed. All of the Charlottesville guys are - Richard Spencer, Mike Enoch, etc.

 

[Mr.Downer]

realistically, if baked were to actually be dead, there would have been footage of it cause he would have been livestreaming. He would have likely finally found the one random person on the street to get so mad at his harassment and general faggotry that they pull out a weapon and kill him on stream.

 

[draggs]

Baked Alaska

Disease expert of High-Tech Special Forces Unit IP2.win

MIA during a mission to infiltrate the US Capitol subsubsubsubbasement and stop Metal Gear Biden

Baked? Baked?! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKED!

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Don’t worry guys Baked ain’t dead the NSA just reassigned him.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Don’t worry guys Baked ain’t dead the NSA just reassigned him.

The NSA don't have field grunts that I know of. Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[bussarin555]

Forgive me for not dilligently keeping up on this, I had kind of lost interest in the whole situation before the riot, but where the fuck is Blade and the rest of the crew in all this? Are they still driving around in the RV?

RV ended a few months ago when Dope District (Shawn Guthrie) assaulted Aldy1k. Blade has decided to quit streaming for a while and apparently is doing Door Dash from sources on IP2. Blade is expecting a child with Becky with the big hands. He said he will come back sometime, but nothing is firm. Everyone else went back to their lives of drugs and unemployment - except Johnny Boston, who died suddenly on 1/2.

 

[High Tea]

No way is he going to be able to keep this death stuff up very long. He loves the spotlight WAY too much. He needs that dopamine. Even if he's 'reassigned', he's not just going to be working at a McDonald's. He'll want to be visible.

Maybe we need a poll about how long Baked Alaska is going to pretend to be dead (or if he is). Or if he's going to actually get picked up and charged.