Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

I still don't want to draw to conclusions, but that he's avoided any felony indictment, let alone conviction, is extremely bizarre considering the insane prosecution many other defendants have had to deal with. The only chance people will have until his case is resolved at definitively proving that he snitched would be, at this point, at his sentencing hearing; it is also possible that part of a hypothetical backroom agreement he made with the Government would include a guarantee that they never mention his cooperation, so that may never happen even if such a thing occurred.

The really intriguing thing about Baked's legal situation when compared to the other J6ers is that he had made physical contact with an officer, something which has universally been prosecuted as assault/obstruction in connection with J6, regardless of how minor it is. At ~42:15 in his J6 livestream (https://archive.org/details/baked-alaskas-dc-capitol-livestream), he yells at and flips off an officer as he's shoved out of the building and re-enters despite being told to leave - verbally abusive activity like this has been used to indict other J6ers on felony obstruction and/or civil disorder (see: Pauline Bauer: https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1395396/download, Geoffrey Shough: https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1479016/download, and many others).

The one single person I can think of that has avoided a civil discorder/assault/obstruction charge despite acting violently whatsoever was Brad Rukstales (https://extremism.gwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs2191/f/Bradley Rukstales Government Sentencing Memorandum.pdf), a literal who boomer that was arrested the day of. The fact that he tossed a chair aside was brought up in his sentencing hearing, the judge asked the prosecutor why they didn't pursue felony charges for that, and the prosecutor basically told him that "it's too late, just consider it when calculating a fair sentence for his misdemeanor" - Rukstales was sentenced to 30 days in prison (the Government asked for 45). Considering he was, again, a nobody boomer with no criminal history whatsoever, it makes zero sense for the Government to ask the Court for barely more than that for Baked, who streams himself assaulting civilians and screaming about "kikes," marched at Cville, has at least two other criminal cases against him, is best friends with someone that the Government has repeatedly called a White supremacist (see: Chirstian Secor's sentencing memo... I can't find it at the moment, but I'll edit this if I can), celebrated his judge getting swatted, has publicly berated the FBI for its treatment of J6ers, and has a long history of participating in the online far-right, which the DOJ/DHS have been calling the #1 threat to the homeland for years now.

That being said, I'd like to play devil's advocate with regards to the deal that people seem to insinuate that he's reached behind the scenes: what is it that people think he's giving up in exchange for such a light treatment? It doesn't make sense that it would be "permitting the Government to use his livestream for other prosecutions," because they had already started doing that literally on January 7th. It doesn't make sense that it's a list of individuals' names that he knows were in the Capitol, because the only person directly connected to Baked in any sort of official capacity was Zykotik (https://www.justice.gov/opa/case-multi-defendant/file/1407626/download), who likewise livestreamed himself on the 6th. The only answer, to me, would be providing insight into Nick's organization's inner-workings, which, considering it's a retarded online pseudo-political movement operated by autistic teenagers, probably wouldn't be too interesting to federal law enforcement. I also don't buy that he's "turning in" these other loosely-AF-related nobodies that were arrested over the past 6 months; that would require him to have knowledge of who they are (beyond just usernames), how the Government could conceivably get them without mentioning cooperation in charging documents, and their specific activities on the 6th - all things that I have a hard time believing Baked is capable of knowing, but I could be wrong.

We don't have a definitive explanation for these inconsistencies yet; the only thing that I can imagine happened was that he had some sort of extremely juicy information on Nick that he was willing to give up, but I can't imagine what the information could possibly be (I sincerely doubt that Nick has actually broken the law). I don't think it's productive to hem and haw about how he "sold other J6ers out" without articulating how that would have actually occurred, because jumping to a conclusion like that detracts from the very real possibility that he's done some exceptionally slimy shit in order to get out of this unscathed, things that people he's close to should be seriously concerned about.

I still believe that he probably made a backroom agreement to provide information in exchange for leniency, and there's really no other way I can justify how the Government has decided to prosecute him. I hope that information regarding this may be made public one day, but I won't hold my breath. Slippery Tim!
 
The feds are recommending a sentence of 75 days in prison, along with three years of probation and a nominal fine. The amount of groypers he'll rat out in exchange is not listed:
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Unpopular opinion: I don’t believe he’s a fed. Someone whose a fed wouldn’t have fucked up their plea deal the first time around and then toyed with the idea of taking it to trial.

EDIT: that and what Tard Whisperer posted above makes me think even more that he’s not fed, his sentence is actually longer than most with similar charges.
 
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Unpopular opinion: I don’t believe he’s a fed. Someone whose a fed wouldn’t have fucked up their plea deal the first time around and then toyed with the idea of taking it to trial.

EDIT: that and what Tard Whisperer posted above makes me think even more that he’s not fed, his sentence is actually longer than most with similar charges.
He didnt even get sentenced yet. Its just a recommendation which will likey not be met...

Im guessing he gets probation at the most
 
He didnt even get sentenced yet. Its just a recommendation which will likey not be met...

Im guessing he gets probation at the most
I’m looking at the above list and it seems like a handful of others with similar charges also got probation. I think he’ll do some time. I think the judge will likely follow the recommended sentence, unless he has a history of not doing so.

So, correct me if I’m wrong, but from what I know, it seems like all of his legal cases involve his antics on his IP2 livestreams. You’d think someone involved in that would be doing this because they need the money. But that’s clearly not the case for Baked Alaska, as he he clearly comes from money, lots of money. Why does he do this? Attention? Did his parents not show him enough attention as a child or something? Lol.
 
So, correct me if I’m wrong, but from what I know, it seems like all of his legal cases involve his antics on his IP2 livestreams. You’d think someone involved in that would be doing this because they need the money. But that’s clearly not the case for Baked Alaska, as he he clearly comes from money, lots of money. Why does he do this? Attention? Did his parents not show him enough attention as a child or something? Lol.
I couldn't even guess as to his financial situation, though the way he begs for donos makes me think that not everything is paid for by mummy and daddy. What I can confidently say is that he is definitely an attention whore. Why? That's anyone's guess.
 
Unpopular opinion: I don’t believe he’s a fed. Someone whose a fed wouldn’t have fucked up their plea deal the first time around and then toyed with the idea of taking it to trial.

EDIT: that and what Tard Whisperer posted above makes me think even more that he’s not fed, his sentence is actually longer than most with similar charges.
Pretty much everyone that got fucked hard were idiots that refused to cooperate or while under investigation, were doing stupid, illegal shit. Like the cop from Virginia who not only photographed himself and his buddy breaking into the capital, but was also illegally modifying and selling firearms through the mail without a license, while the FBI was investigating him.

I feel no pity for these boomers and grifters, especially since probably half of these fuckers didn't even bother to vote.
 
so much for my assessment of Baked's new judge:
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According to federal guidelines, Christian should’ve only been sentenced to 12 to 18 months in prison for his obstruction charge.

Despite all of the legal and mitigating circumstances, Judge McFadden made a sudden reversal on his belief that nonviolent Capitol offenders should be spared serious prison sentences. The judge erupted into a rant at Secor’s hearing about making an “example” of the college student. McFadden went on to state that he was planning to give him 3 and a half years in federal prison the whole time, regardless of the circumstances.

Observers, including Christian’s probation officer who had recommended leniency after watching his good behavior, were taken aback by McFadden’s viciousness.

The judge that spent multiple hearings telling Department of Justice prosecutors that Secor’s criticisms of Zionism, his work as an America First campus activist, or his hobbyist interest in firearms were not relevant to the case was now pointing to these very things as aggravating circumstances meriting his decision to more than double the maximum sentence under established guidelines.
 
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so much for my assessment of Baked's new judge:
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Wow. I had thought it was because Christian Secor was involved in pushing the doors open that ended up pinning Capitol police officers between the wall and the doors. Not that I think he intended to hurt anyone, but I thought maybe the judge gave him that sentence because of how reckless that situation was/somebody could have gotten very hurt. I still think 3 and a half years is excessive, but I thought maybe that’s why he was harsh.
 
He didnt even get sentenced yet. Its just a recommendation which will likey not be met...

Im guessing he gets probation at the most
If I had to make a wild guess, the most likely outcome is his sentence is reduced, perhaps to something like 14 days. If he just gets probation he's getting off really easy.

This could obviously change if he somehow fucks up between now and then.

If he's provided anything particularly useful to the feds he'll probably claim it in his own response to the government's sentencing memorandum. Depending on how sensitive it is, it might be redacted. If that happens you can be more or less sure he snitched even more than previously thought.

So far, though, the government's request really doesn't cry out that they're super happy with him. He either didn't give them enough to really wow them or subsequently queered things with his asshole behavior.
 
If I had to make a wild guess, the most likely outcome is his sentence is reduced, perhaps to something like 14 days. If he just gets probation he's getting off really easy.

This could obviously change if he somehow fucks up between now and then.

If he's provided anything particularly useful to the feds he'll probably claim it in his own response to the government's sentencing memorandum. Depending on how sensitive it is, it might be redacted. If that happens you can be more or less sure he snitched even more than previously thought.

So far, though, the government's request really doesn't cry out that they're super happy with him. He either didn't give them enough to really wow them or subsequently queered things with his asshole behavior.
I still think Baked has it in him to completely torpedo himself in some way at the sentencing hearing.
 
Baked Alaska's lesbian sister's interview on the Kino Casino:



18:00 Baked Alaska and sister tied up Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and Down Syndrome sister. Let her fall down the stairs.
19:40 Sister: Baked is "closet gay"
20:15 Hand job proof?
21:20 Milo and Baked apparently have a sex tape
25:15 Baked Alaska asking sister for meth

Sister has twitter: https://twitter.com/GionetJaala/status/1593930816920461312 (a) (more info from previous KW post)
 
Oh Baked…what exactly did you do to piss off your sister so bad she is willing to drop a gay sex tape of you?

This is way better than any prison sentence if she comes through with this.
I hope more pans out. The interview was entertaining, but she kinda just sounded really bitter about some family shit and doesnt like his performative racism/homophobia.

"What kind of crazy evil abusive degenerate shit did he do when he was younger?"

"Oh he like had a girlfriend climb through my window once."

She didnt really put out much we didnt already know (clout chasing poseur? :pikachuface: ) She didnt sound all that confident about the alleged handjob video; hoping she can come through with some receipts.
 
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The feds are recommending a sentence of 75 days in prison, along with three years of probation and a nominal fine. The amount of groypers he'll rat out in exchange is not listed:
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If we want to be charitable to his sister, one way to get the "tape" is to simply browse Baked's phone or PC while he's away, it's really common for siblings.
As for the fed/sentencing thing, I have question.
What would Baked give feds? List of donors? List of anime avis that called for annuda shoah on his paypig streams and said nigger?
Is this valuable information for feds? I am willing to bet they already know every single one of the cozytv people that linked their TG to that crap, and are surveilling Fuentes.
I just can't see what Baked can give them. Dude's literally a retard, I have never seen in my entire life a more accurate representation of the redneck inbred stereotype.
 
If we want to be charitable to his sister, one way to get the "tape" is to simply browse Baked's phone or PC while he's away, it's really common for siblings.
As for the fed/sentencing thing, I have question.
What would Baked give feds? List of donors? List of anime avis that called for annuda shoah on his paypig streams and said nigger?
Is this valuable information for feds? I am willing to bet they already know every single one of the cozytv people that linked their TG to that crap, and are surveilling Fuentes.
I just can't see what Baked can give them. Dude's literally a retard, I have never seen in my entire life a more accurate representation of the redneck inbred stereotype.
As was mentioned in the KC, even if he just "describes his day" in enough detail, he could put names to faces they didnt have before. Could also ID people he was interacting with when he wasnt livestreaming.
 
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I just can't see what Baked can give them. Dude's literally a retard, I have never seen in my entire life a more accurate representation of the redneck inbred stereotype.
Probably the most useful thing he got for them is his footage but he gave that away for free. The prosecution isn't asking for the kind of sentence you'd expect if they were really happy with him, especially compared to the other defendants on the same type of charges he's facing.

It wouldn't even be that suspicious if he ends up getting less than that since the new judge is apparently a Trump appointee who has shown at least some signs of sympathy with the protesters.
 
>I have a sex tape of my brother blowing another dude
>Oh. How do you own this tape?
>*complete silence* I have my ways

Yeah no fuck off with that.
It just seems too fucking good to be true especially when this purported sister says it is with Milo like what the fuck. What? Sorry this seems like an elaborate troll from an a-logger
 
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