Reformed soyjak is way too boring to actually make a thread and a log. Of course except if one day he manages to do something completely exceptional. For now though he is not entertaining enough to fuck with.
Its unclear, yesterday they said that they were going to take the rv to the million maga march
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Lmao dope districts name is Shawn Michael Guthrie? Can we start calling him the heartbreak kid?Dope District news article and mugshot:
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Well he might catch a bullet one of these days, watch this clip:
He’s going to get stabbed or shot at some point.
Baked pulled an Anthony Cumia coming out so publicly and aggressively in favor of all cops. Any cop familiar with him or his gay song will go easier on him.I know it doesn't seem like it, but that bitchmade little flamer is only about a cunthair off of finally landing himself a night or two in some random municipality's clink with all this fuckery.
This pile of absolute dogshit is not smart; he has just been paranormal levels of lucky so far. And most of that luck is because he's coasting on the wave of this bizarre national climate right now that has cops being the least inclined (like, fucking ever) to do much of fuckall about anything.
And he is just barely sentient enough to know that the fact he has managed to bitch out of/run away with a trail of his piss behind him/mouth his way out of/evade all manner of consequences for what he's mincing around doing to people, is a fuckin unicorn almost every single time.. But since he's a fuckin mongoloid, this lucky streak is just empowering him to keep sticking his microcock in the piranha tank instead of reeling it the fuck in. Dude has been on a momentum bender since that first throwdown with the cop in AZ before the Retard World Tour started. By now he thinks his McNuggies are laced with Super Mario stars.
Can't stop won't stop.
He'll keep stepping it up with the violence with increasing reckless abandon & pretty fuckin soon.. he's going to unleash his next surge of virgin blind fury on the wrong motherfucker & land himself his own unpaid holiday to the ICU &/or some little jailhouse in EastJesus, USA. If not both. And friend/foe alike, every person following this thread knows that dude better pray that all he catches is the crippling asswhoopin. If he winds up in jail, that's it for him. He's already a coward & a turboprag; he'll be The Passaround Girl before sunrise if he even just winds up in county for a night. He'll come out catatonic. And not one guy in that 18-wheeled circle jerk will be there to dry his read & piece him back together, loliiol.
All of those jizztraps on that shortbus are varying degrees of horrible & I'll laugh my tits off if any of them wind up in jail/getting the teeth knocked out they heads, but Baked Fuckboi is the one will just fucking savor. Not one of those shitstains is more ire-inspiring than him, & it will be infinitely satisfying to watch the shit just rain down on his stupid fuckin peroxide head.
Baked is a literally who to 99.9999% of the population. The odds of him encountering a cop who’s familiar with his oeuvre are almost zero.
But it's not zero, that's the point. Cops spend a lot of time talking about and consuming cop-related internet content. It's like military guys and their entire weird memeosphere. Unless I guess we are all to believe in the paranormal, magic, random reasons he keeps getting away with all this shit when confronted by police.
Cops being bad at their job isn’t “paranormal” lol it’s their default setting.
No he's not known for it. At all. The faggot isn't known for anything other than being a retard who says stupid shit then cries when he gets pushback for being an obtuse faggot.
Yet they arrested the dude who committed the assault. If you want to spend your time scratching your head at all these wild coincidences like everyone else here go ahead. By the way I used the word "paranormal" because it was used in this thread as everyone wonders why this walking dumpsterfire is able to chart a line of public chaos across America while others around him get arrested.
I'm saying cops love anything that is pro-cop, if you don't think that was shared amongst themselves you don't know the community, and people repeatedly asking "how does he keep getting away with it?" while there are several pieces of documented evidence of him physically assaulting and pepper spraying people and instigating fights, well there's one possible answer.
