Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Mr E. Grifter]

So they want to revoke Bakeds bail tomorrow and lock the fucker up even he even shows for his court appearance.

Scottsdale Prosecutors Seek to Revoke Baked Alaska's Release Due to Capitol Riots | Phoenix New Times

If he's a CI would we not potentially get a inkling at tomorrows court hearing?

It does make it less likely that he's a CI, but don't rule it out entirely. Those are state charges, and for the feds to intervene to have these dropped or mitigated would probably look suspicious. At the very least to the local prosecutor, and the local PD. The risk of the blowback of having such a scheme exposed means they would likely not even risk it. Whereas on the federal level all they need to do is to not press charges.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Can someone check Alice's dog cage?

She was in DC for the protest/capitol riot, but ended up vandalizing a store with the word "YOBA":

And Alice vandalized a worker's shop
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Looks like both may be going to jail. LOL
Y O B A

And then crying about Goocheese (IP2 streamer) being arrested, video is in the ip2 thread:

Gooch getting arrested LMFAO:

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and yes @Absurdity she did leave her dog alone again

 

[Absurdity]

You're going to have to be more specific than that, I'm afraid..

Can someone check to see if Timothy is being humped by Alice's dog in the cage she keeps him in while he tries to evade capture and she plays the Divinyls?

 

[Jump]

So they want to revoke Bakeds bail tomorrow and lock the fucker up, that's if he shows for his court appearance.

Scottsdale Prosecutors Seek to Revoke Baked Alaska's Release Due to Capitol Riots | Phoenix New Times

If he's a CI would we not potentially get a inkling at tomorrows court hearing? Potentially 6 months locked up getting endless black dick for Baked.

It does make it less likely that he's a CI, but don't rule it out entirely. Those are state charges, and for the feds to intervene to have these dropped or mitigated would probably look suspicious. At the very least to the local prosecutor, and the local PD. The risk of the blowback of having such a scheme exposed means they would likely not even risk it. Whereas on the federal level all they need to do is to not press charges.

Well if he just skips out then I think its a good bet he isn't a CI.
Or maybe he is and the FED's just let him get to Russia so they woulnd't have to explain why their boy was calling the Based Dept on Palosi's deskphone.

 

[JustStopDude]

I would not be surprised if he skips out. Stupid people do this all the time. I would not be surprised if once he eventually gets picked up, he tries to argue that since cops were not at the border of Arizona to tell him not to go to DC, it's their fault and not his that he violated probation.

I once had an idiot in my military division make the same sort of argument to try and get out of a desertion charge.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

The feds have no problem leaving BA twisting in the wind, in fact, it is advantageous to do so. If he is not a CI, they can make him look like one to discredit him with his motley crew. This effectively neutralizes him and makes people not trust him, or even sometimes exact some street justice on him. Then he might very well come to them with info.
You gotta think dirty, like a spook.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

She was in DC for the protest/capitol riot, but ended up vandalizing a store with the word "YOBA":

And/or a swastika on something too, right? I swear I saw a video or she posted a picture of this somewhere, but my brain is perilously close to combusting under all this defcon 12 level retardation I've been abusing it with by paying active attention to all of these dumb, vile fucking cunts..so.. ??

And also, come the fuck on, Gionet is not showing up for that hearing tomorrow. I'll fucking prolapse from the sheer shock to my nervous system if it even gets confirmed that he's still stumbling around somewhere on the North American continent as I type this.

I agree w/ @anuscabbage12, & I hope we're both wrong, but that little bitch hopped a canoe & got the fuck outta dodge before he even shoved his phone in his back pocket.

 

[metroid_fetish]

So they want to revoke Bakeds bail tomorrow and lock the fucker up, that's if he shows for his court appearance.

Scottsdale Prosecutors Seek to Revoke Baked Alaska's Release Due to Capitol Riots | Phoenix New Times

If he's a CI would we not potentially get a inkling at tomorrows court hearing? Potentially 6 months locked up getting endless black dick for Baked.

RIP Baked Alaska.

Long live Blackened Asshole.

 

[Jump]

The Russians are watching us.

What is the deal with Russians and Saunas? Barrel or otherwise?
Everything I know about Russia comes from Garage54 youtube. And they twice made a mobile sauna. Are barrel sauna's some sort of status symbol?

 

[anuscabbage12]

What is the deal with Russia's and Saunas? Barrel or otherwise?
All I know about Russia is from Garage54 youtube. And they twice made a mobile sauna. Are barrel sauna's some sort of status symbol?

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see the post here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/baked...onet-anthime-joseph-gionet.28182/post-8128002
baked's parents have property in russia/know russian govt officals/do tours of russia/Christian orphanages/know russian christian bands. I checked american than russia social media and then found a post about his location.
The Russian text translated to something like he is hiding out in a "bath barrel" or "barrel can" which is actually a barrel sauna, a thing in Russia.
edit: tbf it was a russian meme page

And/or a swastika on something too, right? I swear I saw a video or she posted a picture of this somewhere, but my brain is perilously close to combusting under all this defcon 12 level retardation I've been abusing it with by paying active attention to all of these dumb, vile fucking cunts..so.. ??

And also, come the fuck on, Gionet is not showing up for that hearing tomorrow. I'll fucking prolapse from the sheer shock to my nervous system if it even gets confirmed that he's still stumbling around somewhere on the North American continent as I type this.

I agree w/ @anuscabbage12, & I hope we're both wrong, but that little bitch hopped a canoe & got the fuck outta dodge before he even shoved his phone in his back pocket.

Baked is unironically trying to get out of it by memeing his own death, by having all of his friends post about it on twitter.
He is such a retard that he is currently retweeting and liking the posts.
He unironically thinks this will work:

https://twitter.com/cozypond/status/1349500378019221505

https://twitter.com/Abbitt4Pres/status/1349527969467752450

He even got reddit to talk about it:

 

[Spectre_06]

I once had an idiot in my military division make the same sort of argument to try and get out of a desertion charge.

I once had a guy in my platoon try the, "Well, since my command didn't watch me hard enough knowing I was a world-class fuck-up it's really their fault I was out of liberty bounds with a broken car." Ignore that every car during a 72 or 96 was checked prior to anyone taking off (we were Motor Tuh, so mechanics and shit) this bitch didn't even file the paperwork to go out of bounds. Guy was over 1,000 miles away when libo ended.

Anyways platoon was fucked with because of him. They had to move him out of it because he mysteriously kept ending up with new bruises every day. Man those doors just move so fast in the barracks...!

 

[Jump]

He unironically thinks this will work:

It is so exceptional it might just work. All you need is a few twitter retards to pick it up and it will be trending tomorrow from them all dancing on his grave.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Since Baked is a Fed, then is likely the whole dead thing sounds like some deep Witness Protection Program shit lmao

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Oh wow, yeah, so consensus is now that this piece of shit himself is behind the obvious death hoax (which is already too fucking gay to process even if he isn't) but..

Where can he go from here? How could he top this?

If there is any merit to this shit, here's the latest answer to your self-renewing cosmic question.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

Baked is unironically trying to get out of it by memeing his own death, by having all of his friends post about it on twitter.
He is such a retard that he is currently retweeting and liking the posts.
He unironically thinks this will work

This is legitimately hilarious. I think I'd enjoy this becoming a trend where jackasses escape the twitter mob by shitposting their death. I can't say I think it'll work on the feds, but he's also not worth the trouble so who knows. It'll be funny either way.

 

[Sammich]

I would not be surprised if he skips out. Stupid people do this all the time. I would not be surprised if once he eventually gets picked up, he tries to argue that since cops were not at the border of Arizona to tell him not to go to DC, it's their fault and not his that he violated probation.

I once had an idiot in my military division make the same sort of argument to try and get out of a desertion charge.

I mean, let's be honest.. If you don't tell em to not buy a mustang with a 35 percent apr loan, and to not marry the 30 year old stripper with 3 kids.. they will!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Baked is unironically trying to get out of it by memeing his own death, by having all of his friends post about it on twitter.
He is such a retard that he is currently retweeting and liking the posts.
He unironically thinks this will work:
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https://twitter.com/cozypond/status/1349500378019221505
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https://twitter.com/Abbitt4Pres/status/1349527969467752450
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He even got reddit to talk about it:
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It’d be funny if he accidentally memed himself to death.

It is so exceptional it might just work. All you need is a few twitter retards to pick it up and it will be trending tomorrow from them all dancing on his grave.

I look forward to some spineless sperg dancing on his grave to then immediately walk it back once they’ve found out they were duped.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

HE'S DEAD!!! HE SAID SO ON HIS TWITTER!!!

Mossad would be proud. Recruit this man!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

HE'S DEAD!!! HE SAID SO ON HIS TWITTER!!!

Mossad would be proud. Recruit this man!

Who said they didn’t already recruit him?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Isn't this like a felony?