Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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I really hope he isn't dead. The first time I set eyes on this specimen, so many KF-years ago, I thought, "He has the perfect posture for a prison bitch." And his lumbar lordosis has just gotten worse since then.

His destiny is clearly to make Thor and Tyrone happy as they serve their long stints in prison, and no man should fight his destiny.

But mostly I'm waiting to see if Buzzfeed jumps the gun and announces his death.
 
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Zelos Wilder said:
Isn't this like a felony?
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It isnt a crime in itself, but forging a death certificate is, also any attempts to establish a new identity. Missing his court date tomorrow at 2pm.

As well as losing SSI, medicare, ability to use a bank or take out a loan, drive car etc... Anything that requires a government ID, will be crimes.Also will face punishments for evading taxes.

If he isnt a fed, but faking it he will be in deep shit. All he currently is facing is 6 months in jail from AZ. FEDS havent pressed charges yet probably because he turned in info about people that stormed the capitol
 
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UnimportantFarmer said:
Yes, hee could be someone who is cultivated and manipulated. He mightn't necessarily be knowingly acting the snitch bitch, but that might be overthinking it.

Yet he could be one of those with the devil's luck, like DSP and his flat fee lawyer getting a good bankruptcy, a blunderer who is unaccountably lucky.
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I think the term is Judas Goat:

Goats tracking feral goats​

The phrase has also been used to describe a goat that is used to find feral goats that are targeted for eradication. The Judas goat is usually sterilised, outfitted with a transmitter, painted in red and then released. The goat then finds the remaining herds of feral goats, allowing hunters to exterminate them.[8] The popular podcast Radiolab dedicated a portion of its episode on the Galápagos Islands to how feral goats affected the environment on the islands and how Judas goats were used to help return the islands to nature.[9][10] This technique is now used to target other invasive species, such as camels in Australia, pigs in America, rats in Mexico and raccoon dogs in Europe.[11]
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anuscabbage12 said:
All he currently is facing is 6 months in jail from AZ. FEDS havent pressed charges yet probably because he turned in info about people that stormed the capitol
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Can't say I blame him for going the snitch n9ne route. He looks like a counterfeit Joe Exotic who caught charges because he was running around pepper spraying people like a little bitch. And that's before some inmate pulls his jacket and finds out he's a suspected rat.
 
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thismanlies said:
Can't say I blame him for going the snitch n9ne route. He looks like a counterfeit Joe Exotic who caught charges because he was running around pepper spraying people like a little bitch. And that's before some inmate pulls his jacket and finds out he's a suspected rat.
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Snitches get...
...Federal REWARDS
 
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SPERGSTROM said:
So they want to revoke Bakeds bail tomorrow and lock the fucker up, that's if he shows for his court appearance.

Scottsdale Prosecutors Seek to Revoke Baked Alaska's Release Due to Capitol Riots | Phoenix New Times

If he's a CI would we not potentially get a inkling at tomorrows court hearing? Potentially 6 months locked up getting endless black dick for Baked.
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I'm going to make a wild guess he's a no-show.
Mr E. Grifter said:
It does make it less likely that he's a CI, but don't rule it out entirely. Those are state charges, and for the feds to intervene to have these dropped or mitigated would probably look suspicious.
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It is a feature and not a bug of our system that state and federal authorities are often hostile to each other. This is a pain in the ass when they're trying to do something like catch an interstate serial killer but it does make it tough for feds to shield their favored retards from state authorities when they fuck up. At least I hope so. I want this motherfucker getting ass rammed with AIDS dicks for the rest of his short life.
aiqe00135 said:
I don't even know what to make of this. Did his fans decide that if they act like he's dead they'll leave him alone? Is that what's going on here?
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All him being dead would mean is that we need to dig up his corpse and have it fucked by dogs.
Arm Pit Cream said:
We love our feds, our federal informants, we love our glowniggers, they're important
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I don't. Fuck snitches. Snitches get stink ditches.
 
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I like these types of cows. If you just laugh at/ignore the politics, they provide actual stories that go beyond the classic mold of "Autistic/Fat moron sits in room and puts stupid video on the internet for clout".
I mean, that's part of it, but they also make genuinely outrageously bad life decisions, get themselves charged with easily avoidable felonies and go on adventures.
It's like lolcow meets true crime meets America's funniest home video. And it's not even pay-per-view!
 
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Bloitzhole said:
I like these types of cows. If you just laugh at/ignore the politics, they provide actual stories that go beyond the classic mold of "Autistic/Fat moron sits in room and puts stupid video on the internet for clout".
I mean, that's part of it, but they also make genuinely outrageously bad life decisions, get themselves charged with easily avoidable felonies and go on adventures.
It's like lolcow meets true crime meets America's funniest home video. And it's not even pay-per-view!
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It's true. Baked is definitely living a much more interesting life than somebody like Moviebob, who can only sit and brood about how the pandemic is making him have to wait for the next Marvel movie.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
People still think he isn't a fed? How much more obvious and fishy shit needs to happen for you to believe he is a fed?
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I think the people who still don't think he's a fed are just incredulous at the concept feds would not recruit someone as obviously retarded as Blacked Alaska.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
@anuscabbage12 is all over this shit so I'm probably late & gay (I sorries if so) but re this cruel clit-tease of a rumor that this gigatard might have grown some manners by being dead, I hope none of you really felt the twitch of a boner over that. Nothing is that awesome, karma is blind fiction, if a god does exist, it ain't no force of benevolence, & here's the 2nd hit in the Googlurz right now under a search for "Tim Gionet":

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Here's what it links to (this is total eyerape, I know, I'm sorry, mobilefagging in dark mode yields some really weird shit for me sometimes):

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Anyway, yeah. Abandon all hope & shit. People like Gionet have a way of living comfortably, & also fucking forever*.

*I will not stop repeating myself, though: this is only applicable for as long as he manages to stay out of prison. If he is incarcerated, he will die under that roof. No matter how protective the custody is that mommy & daddy can buy him.
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That's probably just a trolling attempt Or rather another genius PR stunt from MCdonald Alaska.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think the people who still don't think he's a fed are just incredulous at the concept feds would not recruit someone as obviously retarded as Blacked Alaska.
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The feds have a history of getting involved with all sorts of weirdos, just look at Lee Harvey Oswald. In Canada recently the guy that went on that killing spree in Nova Scotia was working with the RCMP. Not saying this proves Baked is a fed, but his retardedness also doesn't disprove he is working with them given previous instances of these agencies collaborating with deranged lunatics.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
@anuscabbage12 is all over this shit so I'm probably late & gay (I sorries if so) but re this cruel clit-tease of a rumor that this gigatard might have grown some manners by being dead, I hope none of you really felt the twitch of a boner over that. Nothing is that awesome, karma is blind fiction, if a god does exist, it ain't no force of benevolence, & here's the 2nd hit in the Googlurz right now under a search for "Tim Gionet":

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Here's what it links to (this is total eyerape, I know, I'm sorry, mobilefagging in dark mode yields some really weird shit for me sometimes):

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Anyway, yeah. Abandon all hope & shit. People like Gionet have a way of living comfortably, & also fucking forever*.

*I will not stop repeating myself, though: this is only applicable for as long as he manages to stay out of prison. If he is incarcerated, he will die under that roof. No matter how protective the custody is that mommy & daddy can buy him.
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"Tim was a friend, lover, brother..."

I didn't know baked was one of the people from the hills have eyes.
 
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