Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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Okay now we have an actual lawyer. I wish we had this report even though I would expect it to be at a very low literacy level considering his testimony.

Zach is definitely getting the better of this. I could see the judge being unimpressed enough by Baked's behavior to grant the prosecution's motion but they've done a piss poor job of presenting it.

The prosecution did a reasonable job cleaning up their argument on rebuttal.
 
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HE NOW HAS A LISCENCE TO PROVOKE RETARDS
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the fix was in when they had the affirmative action lawyer from DC
That wasn't a lawyer. That was a Pretrial Services guy.

Also as much as he's a motherfucker, Baked didn't do anything that justified doing much more to him than the judge did, and Zachary Thornley mopped the floor with the feds.
 
That wasn't a lawyer. That was a Pretrial Services guy.

Also as much as he's a motherfucker, Baked didn't do anything that justified doing much more to him than the judge did, and Zachary Thornley mopped the floor with the feds.
Do you think Baked would actually be screwed at this point if he had another incident like when he maced the bouncer?
 
Do you think Baked would actually be screwed at this point if he had another incident like when he maced the bouncer?
Yes because that would be undeniably a new offense. And for modifying or revoking his release conditions because of a new offense, the standard of proof is probable cause. So if he was charged with it, probable cause was already found to be met by another court, which would be taken into consideration.

If he did that shit again, he'd be cooling his heels behind bars while awaiting trial.
 
The prosecutor over reached and baked's lawyer was successful in calling it out to the judge, but the judge is now fully aware of what a shit baked is.

A reasonable outcome.
I liked when the judge commented on how a smart person wouldn't be recording shit like this and putting it on the Internet.
 
Baked has to stop being a retard in public or he's going to greatly hurt his federal case. Its a win. Soon he will be trying to stream GOP events like Trump rallies. What happens if security is called on him and he gets kicked out of Republican events?
 
Baked has to stop being a retard in public or he's going to greatly hurt his federal case. Its a win. Soon he will be trying to stream GOP events like Trump rallies. What happens if security is called on him and he gets kicked out of Republican events?
You can bet any interested ayy lawgs will now know it's a great time to swat him any time he tries to do any irl streaming.
 
This man is close to making think that white privilege exists. All it takes is vocally respecting America, giving lip service to Christianity and I can have shit run off my shoulders like that?
Try it and find out... unless you're brown

The legal system is it's own world. It's full of jewish tricks and black magic. It's also theatrical to the point of being cringe - watch 10 DUI cases go in front of a judge and suddenly you learn that every single one is a remorseful recovering addict who AA's regularly and gettin dey act together n' sheeit.

You can go in front of one judge and he'll try to throw the book at you, decline to plead out after learning the sentence (apparently you can do this once in a certain situation), then go in front of another judge that will grant a much more lenient sentence for the same exact crimes. A good lawyer will schedule you with an easy judge on purpose.

You might go in front of a judge with your expensive lawyer, and fancy that... your lawyer plays golf with the judge, and believe it or not the prosecutor hag is actually an old friend of his, so your lawyer tells the prosecutor to softball her questions por favor and the judge pretends to be very stern and serious and all that shit but really you know you're gonna walk.

Jury trials select literal retards to decide on your fate. Imagine having your fate in the hands of a cross-section of the general population, and on top of that selected for people who have nothing better to do and no imagination to make an excuse (this usually means they're not very capable and don't earn much money or produce anything).

Anyways there's basically a kind of grace period for most people who get involved with the criminal justice system. Someone might bounce in and out of court a dozen times for petty bullshit and idiocy, catching fines and probations. Sometimes they'll slide on things you might consider shocking, for a million different reasons including plain ol' bureaucratic incompetence. This is one of the reasons it seems like rich people and white collars always get off, because they're (technically) first offenders and believe it or not, most people get a break the first time around.

But for recidivists, the lucky sauce runs out. Careerists sometimes prefer not to take probation or suspended sentence, because probation is considered a trap, and they can serve a year in jail and be free n' clear instead of 3 on probation or 2 suspended, where they're gonna violate because they won't stop fucking up. Arrest sheets build up until reaching comical proportions. The police stop and search you because they know you're a piece of shit. The DA sends his best ADA to prosecute because you make him sick. The judge lost any doubts about you after seeing you 4 times in a year. You have prior convictions. Suddenly, probation isn't being offered anymore. Prosecution is seeking 3-5 and they have a damn good case.
 
Try it and find out... unless you're brown

The legal system is it's own world. It's full of jewish tricks and black magic. It's also theatrical to the point of being cringe - watch 10 DUI cases go in front of a judge and suddenly you learn that every single one is a remorseful recovering addict who AA's regularly and gettin dey act together n' sheeit.

You can go in front of one judge and he'll try to throw the book at you, decline to plead out after learning the sentence (apparently you can do this once in a certain situation), then go in front of another judge that will grant a much more lenient sentence for the same exact crimes. A good lawyer will schedule you with an easy judge on purpose.

You might go in front of a judge with your expensive lawyer, and fancy that... your lawyer plays golf with the judge, and believe it or not the prosecutor hag is actually an old friend of his, so your lawyer tells the prosecutor to softball her questions por favor and the judge pretends to be very stern and serious and all that shit but really you know you're gonna walk.

Jury trials select literal retards to decide on your fate. Imagine having your fate in the hands of a cross-section of the general population, and on top of that selected for people who have nothing better to do and no imagination to make an excuse (this usually means they're not very capable and don't earn much money or produce anything).

Anyways there's basically a kind of grace period for most people who get involved with the criminal justice system. Someone might bounce in and out of court a dozen times for petty bullshit and idiocy, catching fines and probations. Sometimes they'll slide on things you might consider shocking, for a million different reasons including plain ol' bureaucratic incompetence. This is one of the reasons it seems like rich people and white collars always get off, because they're (technically) first offenders and believe it or not, most people get a break the first time around.

But for recidivists, the lucky sauce runs out. Careerists sometimes prefer not to take probation or suspended sentence, because probation is considered a trap, and they can serve a year in jail and be free n' clear instead of 3 on probation or 2 suspended, where they're gonna violate because they won't stop fucking up. Arrest sheets build up until reaching comical proportions. The police stop and search you because they know you're a piece of shit. The DA sends his best ADA to prosecute because you make him sick. The judge lost any doubts about you after seeing you 4 times in a year. You have prior convictions. Suddenly, probation isn't being offered anymore. Prosecution is seeking 3-5 and they have a damn good case.
When I go to AA it's about half people trying to get leniency for a DUI. We know they're fake, but we still try to help em.
 
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