Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

Dude, it's an intentionally ludicrous situation in a video game made by a def with a strange and quirky sense of humor. Have you seen their dev update videos? It's just a ridiculous situation they put into the game because they're Belgians with a weird sense of humor. Swen himself said this bear situation is "hilarious." And it is.


An earlier quote from him:

“They're all horny, I can tell you that,” laughs Swen Vincke, founder of Baldur’s Gate 3 developer Larian Studios. “I think we have one percent [of players] that's not interested [in romances], so we've put a lot of effort into making sure the parts are there. So anybody who tells you the opposite, I can tell you that's not true.”
Larian has a "give players what they want" mindset and romance options were (for some reason, fucking nerds) one of the most requested features to Divinity Original Sin 2.

Some of you guys are so hyperviligant about virtue signalling anything "degenerate" you need to fixate on what is obviously an absurd joke. Larian is playing it off as a joke, and it's obviously a joke. Just about everyone who plays a druid in D&D ends up making animal form fucking jokes, this is just that in a video game, sheesh.
 
berating players for creating "Straight white human warriors" or some other retarded shit
That was because humans got something ridiculous like a +1 to all their attributes, and since it was a beta early access, people just went with the default human Larian picked for character creation, which was a white man.

And now there's been how many pages of faggotry about goddamn homo bear sex?
 
but praise bear sex.
whose praising or glorifying bear sex? if you're going to quote a journalist i will take a leak in your mouth.

So you admit that you didn't bother to read what else I have problems with with this game.
you don't have problems with the game, you just want to posture about "woke degeneracy" like everyone else and then get hold up on non-issues like "they added pronouns to the game.. i'm being GENOCIDED" and other irrelevant shit that people that play video games don't get in the way of their enjoyment.

i see it like this, i can either ignore aspects of the game that irk me and focus on the stuff that i do enjoy; OR i dismiss the game entirely based on these peeves and spend my time sperging about that game instead.

companies who pander to the woke crowd.
God that female character design is hideous. I originally thought the character in the thumbnail is a tranny. You just know that the most popular mods for this game are going to be beauty mods.
god, even the "ugly woman? TRANNY!!!!"? you're an absolute bingo card, bless you.
 
whose praising or glorifying bear sex? if you're going to quote a journalist i will take a leak in your mouth.


you don't have problems with the game, you just want to posture about "woke degeneracy" like everyone else and then get hold up on non-issues like "they added pronouns to the game.. i'm being GENOCIDED" and other irrelevant shit that people that play video games don't get in the way of their enjoyment.

i see it like this, i can either ignore aspects of the game that irk me and focus on the stuff that i do enjoy; OR i dismiss the game entirely based on these peeves and spend my time sperging about that game instead.



you're a fucking bingo card, bless you.
LMAO! Mad. You seem to be getting really butthurt at people not wanting to spend money on this game for numerous reasons. Stay mad and salty coomsumer. You and @Mega Black enjoy your little circle jerk like faggots.
 
It just looks to me like the devs making a joke about how every D&D campaign turns into weird sex shit.
That is because the D&D community are well known to be degenerates. I can't tell you of how many channels there are on YouTube that go over players horror stories about the weird sex shit they dealt with in TTRPG's.
Also, watch as salty fags @Mega Black and @gay down vote this comment because they are salty fags that are MATI over people not liking a piece of goyslop from WotC.
Edit: LMAO! Right on target.
 
Its amazing the types of fags who are really adamant on defending degeneracy in a video game for some reason. What are you guys hiding? Funny how people foam at the mouth to defend their favorite goyslop.
Could you be any more cliche? 'goyslop', 'tranny', everyone who disagrees with me is a heckin 'consoomer'.

You are so worked up over this it's genuinely giving me second hand embarrassment.
LMAO! Mad. You seem to be getting really butthurt at people not wanting to spend money on this game for numerous reasons. Stay mad and salty coomsumer. You and @Mega Black enjoy your little circle jerk like faggots.
The irony of calling people consumers when you were the one who actually had the game preordered until you got bear Broken is really palpable.
That is because the D&D community are well known to be degenerates. I can't tell you of how many channels there are on YouTube that go over players horror stories about the weird sex shit they dealt with in TTRPG's.
Also, watch as salty fags @Mega Black and @gay down vote this comment because they are salty fags that are MATI over people not liking a piece of goyslop from WotC.
Lol, lmao even.
 
1. Find Shadowheart trapped in a coom-tube-9000
2. Deliberate on letting her out, relent and let her out
3. She dies facetanking the fiend so I can get the cool sword from him
4. Find her body after prologue, steal her Tamagotchi then res her
5. She starts crying about her Tamagotchi and attacks the PC
6. Kill her again, remove her gear, then repeat.

Total wemon death. Astarion hit on me at camp, realise he's gay, hooked horror bats him into a never ending chasm in the Underdark, disengage and let the hooked horror live.

Fucking forty keks, worth £50
 
The irony of calling people consumers when you were the one who actually had the game preordered until you got bear Broken is really palpable.
I didn't pre-order the game the game dipshit. I told you in a previous post that I had a "wait and see" approach with the game as did @Fighting Type Pokemon. You would know that if you bothered to read instead of seeing red and foaming at the mouth retard.
 
God that female character design is hideous. I originally thought the character in the thumbnail was a tranny. You just know that the most popular mods for this game are going to be beauty mods.
Seriously I think it should be an option to let you just tweak the NPC companion models to your liking. Like before you do anything a prompt should appear saying "Hey if you change the Race/Sex of the character the Voice Over lines will not work properly. And I don't know maybe for these core characters the lipsyncing and character emotions could also get messed up but judging by the dialogue I think they're all running under a very generic lip syncing system nothing too grandiose in nature.

Now sure the whole point of Baldur's Gate is that you can happily ditch the premade companions and roll with a band of mercenaries. So when the full game releases I'm sure there will be memes of parties being references to Anime and what have you. But I also do want to roll with the premade since they'll actually be reacting to the story in a way custom characters simply cannot. I just want Lae'zel to look like Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy instead of a hideous swamp monsters. And I wanna make all the titties big of course.
 
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God that female character design is hideous. I originally thought the character in the thumbnail was a tranny. You just know that the most popular mods for this game are going to be beauty mods.
I feel like looking to a bad Daz3D render half of the time, the other half i'm cringing myself to death because the weird physics. That drow's hair look like photoshopped to her/his/it head and the skin just got a really bad hue layer.
 
LMAO! Mad. You seem to be getting really butthurt
this is rich coming from someone whose entirely recent post history consists of calling people degenerate fags for not agreeing with you. :story:

Stay mad and salty coomsumer.
whose talking about buying?

Also, watch as salty fags @Mega Black and @gay down vote this comment because they are salty fags
how mad do you have to be to preemptively get angry about the prospect of getting a sticker on your post? couldn't be me.
 
I feel like looking to a bad Daz3D render half of the time, the other half i'm cringing myself to death because the weird physics. That drow's hair look like photoshopped to her/his/it head and the skin just got a really bad hue layer.
Wait! That is suppose to be a drow? I thought it was an unfortunate looking aasimar. Were the developers so lazy that they couldn't be arsed to make the races look like the races?
 
Could you be any more cliche? 'goyslop', 'tranny', everyone who disagrees with me is a heckin 'consoomer'.

You are so worked up over this it's genuinely giving me second hand embarrassment.

The irony of calling people consumers when you were the one who actually had the game preordered until you got bear Broken is really palpable.

Lol, lmao even.
Okay Kero, keep your hands off the puppies
this is rich coming from someone whose entirely recent post history consists of calling people degenerate fags for not agreeing with you. :story:


whose talking about buying?


how mad do you have to be to preemptively get angry about the prospect of getting a sticker on your post? couldn't be me.
Your username fits you.
 
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