Baneposting vs Sneedposting, which is better? - "You're a big guy" "It would be extremely painful" - Chuck

Sneed or Bane

  • Baneposting

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Sneedposting

    Votes: 17 29.3%

  • Total voters
    58
"Sneed" is funny as a sort of casual shibboleth - it warrants a chuckle in terms of sneaking it into words as infixes or replacement nouns but I've never had a genuine guffaw of laughter from it. But Baneposting? Baneposting takes effort to segue into conversation, and when land it just right or realize what you're being suckerpunched by, it's a riot.
 
Bane's voice literally made me tear up, it was so bloody hilarious. Bane truly lived in a society. Baneposting is so goddamn funny. Bane couldn't breathe. Then again, it might be the mask. For you. It's been 8 years. I miss all of you, baneposters. It feels like this was all just yesterday. The fire rises. Don't frown that it's gone. Smile that it happened. Some of us are still around. Perhaps the real Wreckage Brothers were the friends we made along the way.

I really think about Baneposting every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions they want to be a doctor, every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of its plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.
 
I have to say, it's made me very happy to see such a warm response towards Baneposting - I felt sure it was an old meme that nobody remembered any more, and had since been eclipsed by the young and vital Sneed.

I expected to see the big guy get absolutely steamrollered (Sneedrollered, if you will), but the fire just rises and rises.
 
Was starting a Sneed vs Baneposting Civil War a part of your plan?

No war! Stop the war! Yee come on!
 
So, obviously, we all know The Plane Scene very well, some of us can quote it, line for line, from memory, but something I think not enough people really appreciate about The Plane Scene us how utterly fucking nonsensical it is, to the point of almost being absurdist.

Like, not wanting to get all CinemaSins style 'zomg plot hole!!1' spergic over it, but it's genuinely quite amazing how nobody in that scene has any reason to act the way that they act or to do the things that they do. It's completely inexplicable.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.jpg

You see, you might think the whole point of The Plane Scene was to kidnap Dr. Leonid Pavel, so Bane and his men can take him to Gotham City and have him arm the nuclear device that he uses to hold that city hostage.

Masketta Man.jpg

Except that Masketta Man, who we later learn is explicitly working for Bane, because he shows up again in Gotham with Bane's men, already has Dr. Pavel in his custody at the beginning of the film, then willingly hands over one of the most important figures in their master plan over to CIA. So they're kidnapping someone they had already successfully kidnapped, then gave away.

They work for the mercenary.jpg

Bane and his henchmen, their identities hidden beneath black bags on their heads, are loaded aboard the plane only after Masketta Man mentions to CIA that they work for the mercenary, the masked man (Bane), when CIA suddenly becomes interested.

CIA says the name of the villain in an unusual way.jpg

What if CIA had not been impressed by this revelation? What if he had enough information on Bane and his operations in the region and didn't need Dr. Pavel to bring friends? Masketta Man, Bane and his brothers would have been left standing there like a bunch of knobbers, watching the person they needed to carry out their plan literally fly away, because THEY gave him up. Their whole plan hinges on the assumption that CIA will react this way, and luckily for them, he just does and it's fine!

Also, did CIA or any of his men not think to unmask the prisoners before loading them onto the plane? This seems a shocking oversight from a seemingly professional espionage outfit.

Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.jpg

After being interrogated at gunpoint (meaning that at any point CIA could shoot a man, then throw him out of the plane), Bane then announces that getting himself caught was indeed part of his master plan and that the next step is to crash the plane with no survivors. To this end, he stages an elaborate mid-flight re-kidnapping of the person they had already kidnapped, which very well could have gotten Bane, Dr. Pavel and everyone else involved killed.

Mid-air blood transfusion with a corpse.jpg

Whilst all this is going on, there's also this bizarre preoccupation with taking a sample of Dr. Pavel's blood and transplanting it into a cadaver, presumably so anyone who finds the wreckage will assume Dr. Pavel is dead. Now, I'm no expert, admittedly, but I would assume that any blood-based evidence would be destroyed by the ignition of the jet fuel in the crash anyway, making this step a completely unneccesary complication to an already completely unneccesarily complicated plan.

Whoops!.gif

Also, shoutout to this guy who completely bungles his landing and bangs his head on the side of the plane, in full view of the camera, and they just kept it in.

The completely unneccesary and dangerous re-kidnapping of a man they had already kidnapped results in the destruction of CIA's plane and the death of this poor fucker, let's call him Brother, who basically just has to die in a planecrash for no reason, because Bane told him to.

Based Brother, RIP.jpg

R.I.P., Based Brother.

The whole sequence makes no fucking sense at all and serves no purpose, other than presumably, allowing Bane to meet CIA, who he was a big guy for. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Gay lovers.jpeg

It is the apex of cinema. The essence of kino. Bravo Nolan, what a great human bean.
 
Last edited:
Back