Barbie - A More Successful Movie than You'd Think

[Scarlett Johansson]

God. Greta Gerwig is making a Barbie film.

Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling star. Also there's going to be at least 25 cameos. Why? I don't know.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Legally Blonde was probably a better Barbie movie than whatever vapid nonsense this is going to be.

Especially because that was made back during a time when everyone wasn't so insecure about letting female characters be ditzy in movies.

 

[Idiotron]

Nothing says "teenage heartthrob Ken" like a 42 year old Ryan Gosling.
Do they not have young actors in Hollywood anymore?

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Do they not have young actors in Hollywood anymore?

They're all probably getting molested or otherwise abused by the greasy old fucks that run the place.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Everything You Need to Know About Barbie Movie (2023): Apr. 13, 2023 - added a poster to the photo gallery - Movie Insider

Barbie in US theaters July 21, 2023 starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon. A Barbie doll living in Barbieland is expelled from the world for not being perfect enough, too eccentric and not fitting the usual mold. S

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Is this for kids or mentally stunted adults? Yikes.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You're better off watching one of those DTV ones.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Literally me?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Everything You Need to Know About Barbie Movie (2023): Apr. 13, 2023 - added a poster to the photo gallery - Movie Insider

Barbie in US theaters July 21, 2023 starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon. A Barbie doll living in Barbieland is expelled from the world for not being perfect enough, too eccentric and not fitting the usual mold. S

www.movieinsider.com

Is this for kids or mentally stunted adults? Yikes.

This sounds so retarded it might jump all the way into kino territory.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Everything You Need to Know About Barbie Movie (2023): Apr. 13, 2023 - added a poster to the photo gallery - Movie Insider

Barbie in US theaters July 21, 2023 starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon. A Barbie doll living in Barbieland is expelled from the world for not being perfect enough, too eccentric and not fitting the usual mold. S

www.movieinsider.com

Is this for kids or mentally stunted adults? Yikes.

So it’s the same script from back when Amy Schumer was gonna be Barbie.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I am so sick of seeing Margot Robbie. She has zero range and even when cast in her range she isn't great at all.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

You're better off watching one of those DTV ones.

iirc the pseudo-reality show they did on that Hasbro channel was generally amusing

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Saw the trailer. Unless sleep deprivation is fucking me up this has the director of Lady Bird and the writer of Marriage Story. What the fuck is going on?

 

[AskeDead]

is it true ryan gosling becomes a tranny in this

 

[UnKillFill]

Yeah, that looks stupid as fuck.
I would almost partially respect them for not just doing the laziest/most obvious thing and using "Barbie Girl" for the teaser, but we all know it's coming in one of the full trailers.

 

[tehpope]

Sweet 2001 reference bro.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Literally me?
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Was one eye always lower than the other?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

iirc the pseudo-reality show they did on that Hasbro channel was generally amusing

I miss that show so much.

 

[NoonmanR]

So it’s the same script from back when Amy Schumer was gonna be Barbie.

god i wish we could've seen that. I don't give a single fuck about this movie but i would've paid to see schumer embarrass herself.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

I'm disappointed that Amy Schumer will not be in it

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I can't wait for mentally stunted 30 year olds to be insufferable about this film on social media.