Barb's Birthday!

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4Macie said:
Remember the whole, "Bob's Bday" incident where Chris got him nothing and Vivian and other trolls got him nice things? It wasn't until the girlfriend at the time was like "well that was very nice of her" that Chris was like "oh, well I'm planning to go out and get him a card later" that he admitted that he hadn't even considered getting something for his dad. I'm kinda worried that he didn't even considered getting Barb anything...
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I think at this point Chris and Barb don't exchange birthday gifts at all. I don't think they do Christmas either.
 
SONICHU NEWS DASH
In local news, one-time winner of the prestigious Mother of the Year award, Barbara Chandler, celebrated her 73rd year with her son, noted Male to Female transgender lesbian and comic book artist, Christian Weston Chandler, and his girlfriend, Lovely Weather, at McDonalds. No comment regarding Mrs. Chandler's allegedly holey buttocks.
 
Happy b-day Barb! At least Clover and Snoopy still love y- wait, whatever happened to all the animals they had??? Chris hasn't bitched about having to let them out to shit or anything since the fire.
 
Spaghetti_Eater said:
Happy b-day Barb! At least Clover and Snoopy still love y- wait, whatever happened to all the animals they had??? Chris hasn't bitched about having to let them out to shit or anything since the fire.
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The Great Keurig Coffee god, Hephaestus, required an animal snack-rifice to let the Chandlers live.
 
If she's anything like I am, she stopped celebrating a long time ago. (I stopped around age 25.) But the only reason why older people have birthdays is because their children. So if she didn't get anything for her birthday (like a cake or the very least a pie or cookies), it's shows volumes on how Chris feels about her.
 
4Macie said:
Remember the whole, "Bob's Bday" incident where Chris got him nothing and Vivian and other trolls got him nice things? It wasn't until the girlfriend at the time was like "well that was very nice of her" that Chris was like "oh, well I'm planning to go out and get him a card later" that he admitted that he hadn't even considered getting something for his dad. I'm kinda worried that he didn't even considered getting Barb anything...
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I don't remember that, but I do remember when Chris got Bob a bag of cheap candy from the closest pharmacy as an obvious afterthought. Or is that the same incident?
 
MysticMisty said:
I don't remember that, but I do remember when Chris got Bob a bag of cheap candy from the closest pharmacy as an obvious afterthought. Or is that the same incident?
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CHRISTORICAL ARCHIVIST BOLDYSPICY! ON THE CASE (from Kacey Call 10)

Kacey: Well I mean I’ve just checked my e-mail too, and, um, Kim said it was your dad's birthday today, so did you guys do anything else besides getting the smoothie?
Chris: Yeah my mom- yeah I was going to get my father- I remembered it was my father's birthday yesterday, and a couple of days before that as well, but unfortunately when I was running, I mean I had the money in my bank and, uh, I spaced out and I forgot to buy my father a present, but you know it’s all good. My father doesn’t usually, like he doesn’t usually care a lot much, so I can just, 'cause it is as simple as, you know, go up to Walgreen's and get a bag of Maple Nut Goodies for him, he likes those Maple Nut Goodies.
Kacey: Ok, ok, well, um, did he get any other presents?
Chris: Uhh, yeah after we got back home from lunch apparently there was a box on our front porch from a, uhh, Cherry Grove Tree company, uhh, it was like a little birthday box and then it was-
Kacey: [interrupting] I heard of them they do online orders
Chris: I’m sorry what?
Kacey: I've heard of them they do online orders, you know like-
Chris: Yeah.
Kacey: Edible Arrangements and 1-800-Flowers. So what, what, uh, did he get?
Chris: Yeah there was a little teddy bear, small bag
Kacey: Awwww
Chris: of cookies, a couple of pieces of fancy chocolate and some hard- and some spheres [pronounced spears by Chris] of hard candy
Kacey: Oh my gosh, so who was nice enough to send that to him? That sounds amazing!
Chris: Mmm, yeah, but says like get this. On the- on the message note it says it was from, 'Vivian and friends.' The only Vivian I know is Vivian Gee, who was that witch-
Kacey: [interrupting] Oh my gosh that was so nice of her!
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& mentioned in this video, where he thanks Vivian right before threatening her & her family:
 
Spaghetti_Eater said:
Happy b-day Barb! At least Clover and Snoopy still love y- wait, whatever happened to all the animals they had??? Chris hasn't bitched about having to let them out to shit or anything since the fire.
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It's likely the cats have become feral; they were already only part of casa de Chandler for shelter and food rather than as pets (evidenced by their avoidance of chris in one of those house your videos).

As for the dogs, chris did say they escaped, but I doubt the rental owner would let them keep them. I hope chris would feel at least a little sad if he had to give them up.

They could possibly be outside dogs only now, too - some landlords demand that. It would explain why chris doesn't interact with them much, they're not in his immediate vicinity.
 
Geo said:
It's likely the cats have become feral; they were already only part of casa de Chandler for shelter and food rather than as pets (evidenced by their avoidance of chris in one of those house your videos).
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Well, assuming the cats escaped unharmed.
Geo said:
As for the dogs, chris did say they escaped, but I doubt the rental owner would let them keep them. I hope chris would feel at least a little sad if he had to give them up.

They could possibly be outside dogs only now, too - some landlords demand that. It would explain why chris doesn't interact with them much, they're not in his immediate vicinity.
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It's pretty likely the rental owner would let them keep the dogs.

Chris can avoid interacting with the dogs by just going upstairs.
 
Geo said:
They could possibly be outside dogs only now, too - some landlords demand that. It would explain why chris doesn't interact with them much, they're not in his immediate vicinity.
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Chris didn't interact with them even when they lived in in the Hoard Palace. To Chris they were nothing more than things that would comfort him when he wanted attention and nuisances when they needed to be taken care of.

They were a novelty to Chris, nothing more.
 
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Yeah, cats can go "feral" even indoors. I've known a few people who had cats like that. They come when they want food but actively avoid human contact otherwise. And of course once they get outside they might never come back. Cats can survive pretty well, whether in suburbs, wilderness or cities, because there's always something edible, be it birds, mice or anything else they can kill. They're one of the world's most invasive species.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Totally read that as Skyraiders. Skyraiders give us presents.
. . .maybe he could bring some the charred remnants of the Hoard to Barb for her birthday next time he {or a field agent) is at 14BLC?
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Goddamnit, now I imagine some Santa Skyraider who brings charred presents retrieved from the hoard to all the good christorians on 24th of february while the a-logs receive a jar of pickles.

It's the Christian Weston Chandler Love Day, regarded by many as a secondary Christmas...


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Concerning the pets, I'd assume they escaped, cats have a talent for getting out of situations unscathed against all odds. It's very likely some of them already had been gone missing, either by being run over or being consumed by the hoard (that's actually part of what makes me shudder the most, to think about some pile of barbage on top of some poor cat's remains)

It's kinda weird, we never really heard Chris say anything about the cats after the fire. I also wonder if he'd miss the new dogs as he would miss Patti, but it just doesn't look like he's actually that fond of them...
 
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