Based religions

Syaoran Li said:
Maltheism is super-based and spiritually blackpilled.
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You are a redditor. This sentence alone has equal value to the buzzwords that you call 'advocacy' but I will elaborate. Redditors hate life and they blame their hatred on external things like Christianity, women, testosterone, and of course life itself, all well documented here on the farms. Maltheism fits into this pattern and is therefore truly the most reddit of all religious positions.
 
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Kabuki Actor said:
You are a redditor. This sentence alone has equal value to the buzzwords that you call 'advocacy' but I will elaborate. Redditors hate life and they blame their hatred on external things like Christianity, women, testosterone, and of course life itself, all well documented here on the farms. Maltheism fits into this pattern and is therefore truly the most reddit of all religious positions.
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The fact you actually fell for a rather obvious edgy bait post means you're more of a redditor than you're willing to admit.
 
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This is the gayest and most retarded way to pick a religion, OP.

What do you believe about God? And all the other things religions talk about other than "you can't change your sex"?

Do you believe or suspect that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, the second person of the Trinity? Or are you more of a "just God, no Jesus" type?

We gotta start somewhere figuring this out and "lol troons" isn't the best place because you don't have to be any religion to recognize lol troons.
 
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Chaos Theorist said:
Reject Yaldabaoth
Embrace Monad
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I am a Gnostic.

Troons? Well I think 90% of them are ridiculous but they may be on to something when they say gender isn't purely biological because material existence is flawed anyways due to the incompetent Worldbuilder and his malevolent Archons.
 
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June said:
I am a Gnostic.
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Gnosticism is descriptive term used by Biblical scholars to group concepts, theological movements within the Early Church. It's not a religion/sect, and no true Gnostics have called themselves Gnostic.

You are not Gnostic, because if you were Gnostic, you would have never called yourself Gnostic, preferring another title which reflects your beliefs; which is less demeaning.

I do not suppose that you are a Heretic, because I doubt that you even have genuine spirituality to begin with.
 
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Uriah said:
Gnosticism is descriptive term used by Biblical scholars to group concepts, theological movements within the Early Church. It's not a religion/sect, and no true Gnostics have called themselves Gnostic.

You are not Gnostic, because if you were Gnostic, you would have never called yourself Gnostic, preferring another title which reflects your beliefs; which is less demeaning.

I do not suppose that you are a Heretic, because I doubt that you even have genuine spirituality to begin with.
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Wouldn't've mattered what he went around calling himself because the last movement that could be called Gnostic was eradicated in the year of our Lord 1350. Any modern person going about posting on autistic man gossip forums, or otherwise, and calling himself Gnostic is just too attached to a larp he picked up from /x/.
 
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June said:
I am a Gnostic.

Troons? Well I think 90% of them are ridiculous but they may be on to something when they say gender isn't purely biological because material existence is flawed anyways due to the incompetent Worldbuilder and his malevolent Archons.
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you must be perfect
 
ToroidalBoat said:
"New Church" could be "based" as it holds monogamous marriage as holy and views adultery and promiscuity as evil.

Also teaches marriage can go on forever after death.

(Marriage in Heaven – What the Bible Says…)
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Sure, but their teachings (from what I have briefly read) blatantly contradict orthodox Christology.

There cannot be salvation outside of the Invisible Church; for we are justified by Faith through Grace. We are completely dead to our sin; God predetermines us to lie before his Holy Throne, we simply cannot, through ourselves, be righteous.. If our works could save us, and there truly are fruits among the unbelievers: Christ's sacrifice was meaningless.

Although it may seem insubstantial, Universalist doctrine undermines the essence of the Gospel.

If our merits could save us, merits would never be enough: we'd all be condemned. Sin cannot lie with God, the primeval and eternal good: therefore sins not daily drowned and forgiven by his anointed Office, reap condemnation. It's only by God, through his Son, that we can be liberated from our sin.
 
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Either Islam or Orthodox Catholic. Not sure about any other Asian faiths cause I'm not familiar with it. Protestants, Latin Catholic Church, "Atheism or rather believe in le science" its all pozzed and set on promoting the message. Personally I know quite few Orthodox Catholics and I never knew more based and good people then them. Very traditional and very against the "values" west promotes.
 
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The fact that THIS is how someone handles their spirituality is truly fucking sad.
 
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Russian Orthodox Christians don't pander to the gender thing, I'm fairy certain.
 
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