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I have buffalo wing popcorn at the ready.
 
Brothers, the mighty Lord of Musphelheim will be at ringside to make sure there are no shenanigans man.
 
hal9000 said:
Oh and we have a surprise referee for you Hulk!
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Brother, it will not matter. With the power of Hulkamania, the referee will still be impartial. When he sees the 24 inch pythons, when he sees the effect of training, the prayers and the vitamins, he will have no choice but to call an impartial match up.

hal9000 said:
The teams have been established.
NWO - Hal and Floss
Hulkamaniacs - Hulk Hogan, Catparty, Exball and Compy
The only way you spergs can hope to win is to make it 2 vs 4 and even then the probabilities of you guys beating the NWO are close to none!
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Brother, the Hulkamaniacs could defeat the NWO if the NWO had 500 members. What you don't realize, brother, is that the Hulkamaniacs are battle tested. We don't take any short cuts, we play it straight. When Hulkamania rules, when Hulkamania puts you down for the three count, you will realize the grave mistake you made, brother. WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE HULKAMANIACS, THE TRAINING, THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, RUN WILD ON YOU?!
 
It may be a limited edition flavor, but Ok-E-Doke makes it.
 
Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, the Hulkamaniacs could defeat the NWO if the NWO had 500 members. What you don't realize, brother, is that the Hulkamaniacs are battle tested. We don't take any short cuts, we play it straight. When Hulkamania rules, when Hulkamania puts you down for the three count, you will realize the grave mistake you made, brother. WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE HULKAMANIACS, THE TRAINING, THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, RUN WILD ON YOU?!
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The NWO would only need one member, brother, because we train, we say our prayers, we take our vitamins, and we keep it street.
 
flossman said:
The NWO would only need one member, brother, because we train, we say our prayers, we take our vitamins, and we keep it street.
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Brother, after you see the power of Hulkamania up close, you will realize the error of your ways. Hopefully for your sake, after the atomic leg drop, it won't be too late to start training like the Hulkster.
 
I'm not one to take sides, but I've noticed that the Hulkster has some respect for his opponents, while the NWO have been really quite rude. Maybe that's their 'thing', but I prefer faces, so I'll put my support behind Hulkamania.
 
The NWO are the villains. The villains never win these things!
 
Brothers, the NWO may be powerful but Hulkamania is the strongest force on earth and as long as we work together it can never be defeated or demoralized.
 
Brother, there is no way to defeat the awesome power of Hulkamania. When Team Hulkamaniac is down and out, and we need energy, we know we can draw energy and strength from the millions of little Hulksters out there. You see, what we have to do is easy. We only have to defeat the entire nWo. However, the nWo has to defeat every single Hulkamaniac. Everyone that plays it straight. Everyone that doesn't take any short cuts. There is no way you can defeat Hulkamania, brother.
 
but... HOW MUCH DID HE PAY FOR THE PLASTIC SURGERY??? :'( :'(
 
Well as much as I respect the Hulkster, Flossman is a good friend of mine and I stand by my friends. I also feel that Hulkamania's four gives them an unfair advantage. So I extend to the NWO my services in the ring.
 
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