Battletech - Also known as Trannytech

Trooncrab comes with a hatchet in place of AC20 so it can give itself it's own hatchet gash.
 
All the pilots helmet and cooling vest sensors are instead attached to a single dilator.
 
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Trooncrab's EW suite broadcasts its pronouns in an annoying but obviously male falsetto across all bands, on a loop, in lieu of jamming.
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Trooncrab pilots are often fragged mere moments after activating their EWF suite. About 59% of the time by someone rigging an explosive to the switch. The rest they just eject out when they face the smallest inconvenience.
 
So I skimmed through the old Northwind Highlanders scenario book and saw there's one about the last stand of the Royal Black Watch and what mechs fought that iconic battle.

There are a lot of mechs that canonically didn't even exist, such as the Atlas S7, which was first build in 3050, also a couple other post Helm Memory Core designs. I guess they are supposed to be stand-ins to long-lost pre-succession wars variants.

Only thing that sorta annoys me, I put together a lance for the last remaining defenders of the RBW myself to play in that setting and I went with what info I could find on Sarna at the time, and there was only mention of 2 Highlanders and a Black Knight and one more, albeit unnamed, mech. I added a Warhammer to fill in the last spot and now I have a full list of "canonical" mechs and there is no Warhammer on the RBW side. It's just a small detail, but it still kinda annoys me.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
So I skimmed through the old Northwind Highlanders scenario book and saw there's one about the last stand of the Royal Black Watch and what mechs fought that iconic battle.

There are a lot of mechs that canonically didn't even exist, such as the Atlas S7, which was first build in 3050, also a couple other post Helm Memory Core designs. I guess they are supposed to be stand-ins to long-lost pre-succession wars variants.

Only thing that sorta annoys me, I put together a one lance for the last remaining defenders of the RBW myself to play in that setting and I went with what info I could find on Sarna at the time, and there was only mention of 2 Highlanders and a Black Knight and one more, albeit unnamed, mech. I added a Warhammer to fill in the last spot and now I have a full list of "canonical" mechs and there is no Warhammer on the RBW side. It's just a small detail, but it still kinda annoys me.
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Why didn't you use a Trooncrab, bigot?
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
So I skimmed through the old Northwind Highlanders scenario book and saw there's one about the last stand of the Royal Black Watch and what mechs fought that iconic battle.

There are a lot of mechs that canonically didn't even exist, such as the Atlas S7, which was first build in 3050, also a couple other post Helm Memory Core designs. I guess they are supposed to be stand-ins to long-lost pre-succession wars variants.

Only thing that sorta annoys me, I put together a one lance for the last remaining defenders of the RBW myself to play in that setting and I went with what info I could find on Sarna at the time, and there was only mention of 2 Highlanders and a Black Knight and one more, albeit unnamed, mech. I added a Warhammer to fill in the last spot and now I have a full list of "canonical" mechs and there is no Warhammer on the RBW side. It's just a small detail, but it still kinda annoys me.
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Oh yeah the Scenario book is complete flawed and garbage. They completely murked that book.
 
I kind of want to make a Tenacious Unicorn merc unit now just for the parody of it.
 
Doublepost but whatever. I threw a couple bucks at my usual shitpost artist. Behold:

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(I hate double posting but Ima do it anyways)
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Oh that’s funny. I just straight up obliterated a guy in an alpha strike game and his King Crab was the last thing to get wiped. C3 ain’t shit if your spotters go down in the first 2-ish turns to massed fire from a Dire Wolf Black Widow and a Regent. Also, Shadow Hawk IIC B is a great value. That and a locust in his backline made things really fun when you have strong jump 1 for 18” and OV2.

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Medium pulses = not worth it on the Dakka Dragon


Also, with the Dakka Dragon, master the Dragon Dab. You use freelook to shoot across your front with the cannon arm without turning to completely face your enemy and expose said cannon arm fully. You are not a tank. You are there to shoot the everloving bejesus out of people and run like hell when they start looking at you funny.
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I find most massed ac2 builds terribly boring to play. Much prefer the hilarity of my Dire Wolf UV with an UAC20, 2 uac10s, and 4 srm6s. Need to find a good Medium, some kind of ballistic heavy, and a good gauss mech.

I’m considering the warhammer 6r or black widow, the builds seem pretty much identical for the most part, and I can also put the credits from the steam pack from that towards a grinner or some kind of good medium with the sale going on.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
In honor of our new home in the kiwifarms.ru domain, I would like to issue the following statement:

Nicholas Kerensky was a fucking furry dweeb.

Thank you for your attention.
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Nicolai Malthus is just a batchall issuing chad who died taking down even bigger furries.
 
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