Be A cool kid - post what you've been banned and have gotten in trouble for IRL

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From 7th grade to grad school I would do the math on the first week of school to figure out what assignments I can miss and what days I could ditch and still get a B. Then i would follow my plan to the letter. So I'd get write ups and detention for sipping and not doing homework.

I accidentally violated Mexico's airspace in a Cessna 172 (this was pre-GPS days and to be honest I really wasn't paying attention to the ADF) the guy on the radio for Albuquerque Center was exploding at me but I couldn't hear him either because I was using the radio to see if I could get some Mexican AM stations on it. When they finally did get ahold of me I just pretended there was a radio malfunction and had to talk to an FAA rep the next day about it. I was quietly (ie undocumented by the FAA) grounded for a week and then went right back to flight status
 
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I nearly had the cops called on me because I posted the address to a local pizza place (for a High School club fundraiser) in a social media post. How? I'm not fluent in schizophrenia but apparently "Eat at California Pizza Kitchen to support our club!" translated to "Internet assasins, go to this location to kill [crazy friend's name] with witchcraft to glory the Infernal Lord Satan". You see, he also decided he lived there. I wanted him to go through with his police action thread so bad. I'm sure "Yes hello, I live under a booth at California Pizza Kitchen and my friend is communicating with Satan to send assasins after me".

And then sometime in college I got into trouble for telling my friends that story as the reason I didn't want the guy anywhere near me. You see, he has autism so that's "bullying". My school is exceptionally bad at managing all the nutbars they let in so they like to pretend that nothing is wrong and discourage people from speaking up. Oh well, crazy people make life more interesting anyway.
 
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In highschool my friends and I installed a trojan called sub 7 onto all the computer lab computers, then used it to fuck with people we didn't like. We'd make the speakers start beeping during a class, or bring porn up and lock it on someones computer. This one guy was a dick so I waited until he was done with an essay then froze his computer and deleted the file. Only one of us got caught and he was man enough to take the fall and not rat us out. Of course he was only suspended for the week and banned from school computers.
 
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Lost my driver's license due to speeding and had to wait 3 months before I could apply for a new one.

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In kindergarten, I was infatuated with The Little Mermaid so much that when a classmate showed to everyone she had on Little Mermaid underwear, I wanted to see it more because I wanted a pair like that too. Because of it, the principal wanted to put me down as a sex offender for my permanent record. Didn't happen, but it was quite a hassle for my parents to keep it off.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
In kindergarten, I was infatuated with The Little Mermaid so much that when a classmate showed to everyone she had on Little Mermaid underwear, I wanted to see it more because I wanted a pair like that too. Because of it, the principal wanted to put me down as a sex offender for my permanent record. Didn't happen, but it was quite a hassle for my parents to keep it off.
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>female
>written down as a sex offender

I don't get it.
 
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One time in elementary school, I got in trouble for having a journal specifically for talking shit about my classmates.

I got escorted out of the mall by police when I was like 13 because my friends were getting rowdy and I was guilty by association.
 
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Got arrested once because a friend and I matched the description of a couple of thieves in the area. Nothing happened but I got dragged at gunpoint and my friend got beat up a bit. Spent a few hours on a cell. Not a very good night.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
In kindergarten, I was infatuated with The Little Mermaid so much that when a classmate showed to everyone she had on Little Mermaid underwear, I wanted to see it more because I wanted a pair like that too. Because of it, the principal wanted to put me down as a sex offender for my permanent record. Didn't happen, but it was quite a hassle for my parents to keep it off.
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You should have told your parents he molested you. See him try to get that off his permanent record.
 
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I almost got expelled because a kid wrote "that's gay" on his own notebook and told the teacher I was the bully who did it. Teacher yelled and sobbed as she told me I was defacing someone's private property with hate speech and would be at minimum suspended.

I did not get in trouble, however, when I choked a kid out. Different kid unfortunately.
 
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I got in trouble at school for bringing in a book called How Babies Are Made. The school was Catholic and the head (principal) was a nun. I also asked a teacher what a blowjob is, thought a '69' was hugging each other's feet and a condom was a computer because it sounded like Commodore to my naive child mind. So I got in trouble a lot for just being a curious dumb kid.
 
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I got in trouble a lot for fighting in school, so much that my dad was like "it's too bad the school doesn't have an ice hockey team. Or a roller derby team."
Online, I got banned from a chat room for digging up some inconsistencies in the room admin's hard luck life story, screenshotting them all and posting them one by one. Waste of time, sure, but I was getting sick of her sob story bullshit.
ETA: she was a typical Tumblrina who used her sad special snowflake story as a shield against people criticizing her chimpouts and shitty behavior.
 
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Worst thing I ever did in high school: Elbowed some bitch into her locker for starting a rumor about me being a slut. Ended up having to take anger management courses for two months and it really pissed me off.

Worst thing I ever did outside of high school: Was hang out with a couple friends having a few drinks, and this same bitch that got me put into anger management shows up. She says some shit and I'm all like "wtf ever hoe". I ignored her. Dumb bitch just kept on going through out the night. Finally I get sick of her shit, walk right past her and blow a kiss to her husband. I tell him "Btw you were amazing in high school", and this crazy bitch goes ape shit on me. We end up getting into a scrap and sure as shit she ended up having to goto anger management. Showed that bitch. :p
 
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