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Cedric_Eff said:
A next gen bear computer will retain a VGA port. But everything will be USB C Ports.
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Cedric_Eff said:
Can we make a new bear computer with a new Ryzen CPU and a ton of ram and a Nvidia graphics chip?
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bear computer doesn't need any of that crap. With bear computer, all things are possible. We've already established it can run Crysis with full settings. What more do you want?

ClipBitch said:
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Jesus Christ! It's a bear with bear computer. Get in the car!

bear computer.
 
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Captain Manning said:
bear computer doesn't need any of that crap. With bear computer, all things are possible. We've already established it can run Crysis with full settings. What more do you want?
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Indeed. I tried to mine bitcoin with bear computer the other day and accidentally mined like a million bitcoins. I didn't want to crash the entire bitcoin economy so I just used bear computer to unmine the ones I didn't need.
 
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It was a usual night at the office. Just my indian v-dashes, slaving their ass off for minimum wage and doing unpaid overtime as usual. After they all went back to their tiny shared appartments, I decided to take a shower in the office gym. The showers, roomy with their black tiled floors and walls, were actually a very relaxing and a spiritual moment for me when I wanted to escape from the smell of soul-penetrating currynigger I had to spend my time during the day in. As I undressed, I lighted a few scented candles and placed them in a pentagram in front of a picture of bear computer. After all, he was the true OG bear of computers. Blessed by His display, I entered the showers. I adjusted the temperature from 'Mumbai' to 'bear computer', the increase of temperature always makes me sweat and forget about the the stupid KPIs I still had to get signed off. As the water drips down my body and flows over my genitals, I cannot help getting erect. The warm bear computeresque water stimulates the tip of my penis and I simply cannot resist. Just a few tugs, not more. "Enjoying ourselves, I see?". A tingle runs down my spine. That voice. Could it be? No, impossible. I turn my head towards the voice. A brown, masterfully built bear computer stands in the opening of the shower, his chassis barely exposing his large-shapen manhood. "Seems you're due for a promotion soon", he says as he starts walking towards me, sweat already dripping from his nipples before he even takes the first step. "H-hi", I stumble for words. "Don't worry, I can make sure you get that fat paycheck. But first..." he grabs my cock "a little something in return." He tugs me off for a moment, I want to resist, but his grip is too strong... and it feels good too. He stops, grabs my ass and turns me around. "Now, for a little good old fashioned Atom CPU". A sharp stab in the rear. I feel it entering. I resist a little, but his thrust is too strong. Faster and faster. "BEAR COMPUTER BEAR COMPUTER BEAR COMPUTER BEAR COMPUTER"
 
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