Bear Simulator dev calls it quits due to drama

Goat Simulator, as many have already mentioned, was literally meant as a joke. It was not made to be taken seriously, the only reason it's creators made as much money as they did is because it became a meme due to PewDiePie and wannabe PewDiePie's playing it and having lolsorandumb reactions to it.

How anybody expected this oddly found success to be somehow replicated is beyond me.
 
Goat Simulator, as many have already mentioned, was literally meant as a joke. It was not made to be taken seriously, the only reason it's creators made as much money as they did is because it became a meme due to PewDiePie and wannabe PewDiePie's playing it and having lolsorandumb reactions to it.

How anybody expected this oddly found success to be somehow replicated is beyond me.
Also Goat Simulator was not programmed by a monkey but rather people who could actually make games
I think a lot of these games are like, baby's first game
 
Goat Simulator, as many have already mentioned, was literally meant as a joke. It was not made to be taken seriously, the only reason it's creators made as much money as they did is because it became a meme due to PewDiePie and wannabe PewDiePie's playing it and having lolsorandumb reactions to it.

How anybody expected this oddly found success to be somehow replicated is beyond me.
goat sim is when someone looks at a video of game glitches and goes.. hey, that would be an interesting game.

no one fucking got the joke
like i said before, these idiot devs either saw the name and went PEOPELE WANT TO PLAY AS GOAT? WELL U PLAY AS BAER!
or they saw the fact that it was popular and went LOL I MEAK EPIK MAYMAYS THAT FUNNAH!!!

why is the indie game scene filling up with dumb asses?
 
We need to go back to the days when "Simulator" meant "shoddy german shovelware that attempts to faithfully recreate mundane utility service jobs like airport refuling". The kind that occasionally craps out gems like Truck Simulator.
I want to play Bridge Simulator, Crane Simulator, Bus Simulator, Driving Simulator, and Road Repair Simulator.

Oh, and Streetsweeper Simulator.
 
why is the indie game scene filling up with dumb asses?

Morons with just enough brain power to know how to quickly whip up shit that follows the current bandwagon that's selling like mad, but not enough brain power to make it actually viable beyond use of the same suffix.

Kind of like the .com crash.
 
why is the indie game scene filling up with dumb asses?

Because Unity is the new Adobe Flash. A powerful tool in the right hands that also makes it really easy for complete bellends to shit work out in an afternoon.

It's frankly amazing the gambit Unity can run, from shit like Bear Simulator to this.


Namely the thing is that Unity is really cheap to license compared to other similar quality devkits like Unreal.
 
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Because Unity is the new Adobe Flash. A powerful tool in the right hands that also makes it really easy for complete bellends to shit work out in an afternoon.

It's frankly amazing the gambit Unity can run, from shit like Bear Simulator to this.


Namely the thing is that Unity is really cheap to license compared to other similar quality devkits like Unreal.

There is no cost to license Unreal tho, they just take part of the profits.
 
Lolcow Simulator.

Chris-Chan is an excellent selling point to the white knights, the users of Kiwi Farms, stupid let's players and April 1st buyers.

I'm being completely serious in saying this, that could actually make money.
 
Chris-Chan is an excellent selling point to the white knights, the users of Kiwi Farms, stupid let's players and April 1st buyers.

I'm being completely serious in saying this, that could actually make money.

The gameplay would consist solely of "press X to shit your pants and do nothing".

IGN would still give it an 8/10.
 
Wasn't there an actual, honest to GodBear Chris Chan simulator being made awhile back in that jrpg engine?
 
why is the indie game scene filling up with dumb asses?

A number of things.

1. Game development has been democratized like never before. You have free engines like Unity, Unreal, a number of HTML5-based ones, and that's just scratching the surface.

2. Part of the democratization is seen in how one can self-publish games now. Used to be you need to suck up to a publisher to even have a chance at distribution. Not anymore. $100 over at Steam, $99 per year on iTunes, $25 at Google Play can get your own stuff published.

3. There are tons of assets that can easily be procured (either cheaply or flat-out piracy). It's not just from Unity aasset store, but other sources like Open Game Art and such.

4. The internet also made it possible to let other people code for you. Either from asking full solutions via Stackexchange to just finding someone in Upwork (formerly Odesk) who'd sell their whole game for relative peanuts (some offers are as low as $25).

5. Creating a new concept is fucking hard. Or even taking an existing concept and adding a new wrinkle to it is hard. Also, game designs are not patent-protected so any lazy bum can just take any one and copy it wholesale.

6. The premise of quick cash from riding the coattails of other successful indie titles is hard to resist for many.

Morons with just enough brain power to know how to quickly whip up shit that follows the current bandwagon that's selling like mad, but not enough brain power to make it actually viable beyond use of the same suffix.

Kind of like the .com crash.

Agreed.

There is no cost to license Unreal tho, they just take part of the profits.

I believe Unity has a leg up in that you can code for it using Javascript, so any web developer can easily dabble with Unity without having to learn new stuff syntax-wise.

Unreal, I believe, uses LUA (I've been told it's easy, but I don't dig the syntax, myself) then C++ if you need more control, a sharp dive from other high-level languages. Could be wrong on this, though.
 
Lolcow Simulator.

YES YOU TOO CAN NOW BE A LOLCOW

Become classic lolcow characters like Chris, or Len Shaner Jr and go on crazy adventures!

Steal things, lie endlessly to cops and other authorities, dodge court obligations! Threaten and trespass and even stalk objects of your affection.

Go on an epic love quest to find your sweetheart, now with Love Sign Crafting!

COMING SOON:

Nick Bate DLC - Horrow33n special content

Nick Bate DLC - Prisonor Survival Edition.
 
Back in the early 2000s we had flight Sims with leatherback manuals with 2000 pages that you had to read before playing,photorealistic cockpits,amazing phisics and certified by the FAA.
Now we got this (:_(:heart-empty:
I would gladly sacrifice this bear sim dude to bring ace studios back to life.
 
so what i'm taking from this is that some dork's lame, unfunny game got panned so now he's crying about it?

am i getting this right?
 
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