#BecauseofAmber - How has Amber inspired you?

[Fag Goat]

#BecauseOfAmber I have decided I don't want to be like Amber

Honestly what other conclusion can one make?

 

[PittyKitty]

#becouseofAmber
i can be dainty while monstrously fat,
i can be smart while being dumb as a brick ,
i can be pretentious but call it quirky,
i can be sophisticated while basic af,
I can pretend to be expert without a shred of knowledge about the subject.

Also i can write poetry and call myself a writer while being almost illiterate.

Edit:also i now know a girl just needs one bra. And that bra can last eternity!

 

[Fleasburger]

I have offered to check pussies- y'know, for health reasons- #becauseofamber. I'm not a doctor but I can still take a look for free.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

#becauseofamber I'm glad I don't piss blood.

 

[Arcadia]

#becauseofamber
i eat sushi with a fork

 

[Wonky Eye]

#BecauseofAmber I have experienced peak schadenfreude
Also, #BecauseofAmber I've limited my vocabulary to "scary", "nervous" and "embarassing"

 

[phoenixrrt762]

#becauseofamber we are planning to take care of our burial plots and (my) cremation, she best do the same....

 

[Snusmumriken]

#becauseofamber I can never eat fried chicken again

 

[Confederate Fag]

#becauseofamber my fat phobia has increased

 

[Smoovy Jay]

#becauseofamber I now know I can put a water in the freezer, then take it out, smash it on my counter and then have ice water. There has been no other way

 

[Borbie Dahl]

I don’t often take ‘Selfies’, but when I do, that camera is twenty feet high
#becauseofamber

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I wasn't sure what I wanted for breakfast this morning, but then I saw Amber's tits and suddenly I wanted two floppy silver dollar pancakes.
#becauseofamber

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

#BecauseofHamber, I now stress the importance of fat bitches checking their gunts for cancer. #BecauseofAmber, a cancer doctor died after falling into her gunt.