Becky left me - 7/24/2019

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Rumpled Foreskin

Rumpled Foreskin

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becky left me

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prob left her at the cheescake factory or some shit

fuck this clickbait wheres the weigh in?

EDIT: Great shot of a dog taking a shit and walking at the same time at 5:46.
 
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God I wish this wasn't clickbait.

Apparently Becky is going away to her family for a while. Wonder what infection Amber will get this time with nobody there to clean her crevices and rolls.
 
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Did the Richter Scale get a measurement in Bumfuck, KY when this video was filmed? Listen to our gorl stomp at the start of the vid. I'm amazed her lags still hold her up...
 
Saw the title and rolled my eyes again, they talked about her going on a trip in the last video.

She's pathetic. I ain't clicking on this shit.
 
All I get from this video is “how DARE Becky have the audacity to leave me alone without a butler to bring me take out and drive me to food places! And to hang out with her FAMILY of all people who was obviously talking shit about me on Facebook but I can’t have anyone thinking they feel nothing but love towards me so I won’t mention it....but still.....no McDonald’s for three whole days”
 
Says a lot that she literally fucking cries that a person who spends 24/7 around her anyway leaves for 3 days.
 
If Al’s lucky, maybe her future infection from Becky going away for a while will cause her to lose 30 elbees?
 
Basically all that's happening in this is Amber whining about how Becky isgoing to be gone for 2 whole nights, everyone. She's so sad and going to cry. Apparently, crying means screwing up your face and making pig squeals to our gorl here.

My favorite bit is when Becky says "goodbye youtube!" and Amber says that made it sound like they were breaking up, and you can actually see Becky thinking about it from her facial expression.

Edit: Amber, when you talk about having to have someone around all the time, that's codependency, not a cute quirk.
 
"I just don't feel comfortable staying at someone's house when there's not gonna be enough room for me anyway...so haters, you're gonna have fun with that, aren't ya"

Lol no we'll have fun going out and enjoying our lives, because we didn't eat our way to our graves (and we listen to our fucking doctors)

Also how is Amber going to wipe or shower without Becky? :biggrin: Not that she does anyways.
 
Vlassov said:
"I just don't feel comfortable staying at someone's house when there's not gonna be enough room for me anyway...so haters, you're gonna have fun with that, aren't ya"

Lol no we'll have fun going out and enjoying our lives, because we didn't eat our way to our graves (and we listen to our fucking doctors)

Also how is Amber going to wipe or shower without Becky? :biggrin: Not that she does anyways.
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Even if we stay in and act like miserable cunts, we'll have fun being able to fit inside normal houses. "Not enough room", indeed. They'd need a barn.
 
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