Been gone for a while. Back now.

[Vodka's My BFF]

So, my loves, been out of the loop for a minute. Got married and all of the shit that it entails. What have I missed? The new Mr. Vodka's My Bff says hello, btw.

 

[Ido]

Who?

Also welcome back, probably. We eat our own here now so watch your step. Also, how do you feel about reptilians?

And movie night's are Friday's on discord, if you wanna join.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

So, my loves, been out of the loop for a minute. Got married and all of the shit that it entails. What have I missed? The new Mr. Vodka's My Bff says hello, btw.

We all have AIDS now.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Well aware we eat our own. And it's about goddamn time we all got AIDS. Y'know, tick tock.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So, my loves, been out of the loop for a minute. Got married and all of the shit that it entails. What have I missed? The new Mr. Vodka's My Bff says hello, btw.

Did you end up marrying vodka or are you still friendzoning it?

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Vodka was the best man, unfortunately. It didn't put out as much as I'd like.

 

[WW 635]

No one cares

 

[Draza]

Kebab is taking over the West. You need me

 

[gh0stzero]

Dynastia asked why someones clitoris was so big which led to the uncovering of a decade long catfishing legacy and doxing by vagina photos.

Y'know usual kiwi farms stuff.

 

[CWCchange]

Barb is still alive and Phil hasn't killed himself.

 

[AnOminous]

So, my loves, been out of the loop for a minute. Got married and all of the shit that it entails. What have I missed? The new Mr. Vodka's My Bff says hello, btw.

If you are still a white male you better get out of here, bitch. The price of admission is your balls. Plus you need to buy some Jheri curl cause we all be transblack here nigga!

 

[Black Waltz]

I have no idea who you are, but welcome back! Congrats on your wedding!

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Can you really call it a comeback when the account was never active?

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Hopefully someday we'll see one these threads started by the legendary @Internet War Criminal .

Nobody's offered me a ticket for a one way helicopter ride on Air Pinochet since he left.

 

[polonium]

I bet your marriage lasts under 24 months

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

Amberlynn is still fat.

 

[ES 148]

Merry Christmas.