before they were lolcows

[InLivingTuna]

So something I always find interesting in these threads are the pics of famous lolcows before they started doing the kinds of things they were known for. Not only baby pictures but just pictures of them when they were young/before they discovered YouTube. Here's all the ones I have;

Spoiler

Onision, age 19

Keemstar in high school

Moleman and his older brother

Shmorky

Elliot Rodger with his dad and sister

and of course, OPL

 

[Postal Dude]

These people were lolcows their entire lives.

 

[Caesare]

I like how Keemstar grew a beard to cover up his pubescent acne scars and how strapping and boyishly handsome Elliot Roger's father is.

 

[AA 102]

Chris was never not a lolcow, Schmorkey never changed, he was wearing diapers then and he's still wearing diaper now.

 

[MetallicTunes]

Spoiler: Dylan Klebold -- age 5

He was a a lolcow IRL and sort of one on the internet.

Someone please find a child pic of Fatman.

 

[Innocuous]

I spend time thinking about how forums and lolcows will be remembered in a century from now

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

The family photos always make me feel bad. They were so normal looking at one point

 

[cypocryphy]

Someone please find a child pic of Fatman.

He always looked exactly how he does now.

 

[Alice - ScarletBlood]

So something I always find interesting in these threads are the pics of famous lolcows before they started doing the kinds of things they were known for. Not only baby pictures but just pictures of them when they were young/before they discovered YouTube. Here's all the ones I have;

Spoiler

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Onision, age 19

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Keemstar in high school

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Moleman and his older brother

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Shmorky

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Elliot Rodger with his dad and sister

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and of course, OPL

Gosh, Keem was...kinda hot, Onion just got married to his (first) wife (see wedding ring) and looks...normal-ish, and Chris looks...pretty cute, almost normal here.

As for Elliot Roger: (still new here) we cover dead lolcows too?

 

[clowney]

Chris looks...pretty cute, almost normal here.

I don't know, kinda still has that stare off his. The most normal I've seen him is in a picture when he was three

I want to go "aww how cute!" but then I remember he turns into this

 

[StarvingAutist]

Holy shit, Onision was in the military?

Weird how he looked much older back then. Some Benjamin Button shit must have happened there.

 

[hellomysociopaths]

Yikes. It's a shame what happened to Chris. If I were his parents I would be very salty. lol @ Benjamin Button shit. Onision is such a loser - does the military claim him?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Kent before he started ranting about women and dressing as a lawn jockey

 

[blastoiseplushie]

Kent before he started ranting about women and dressing as a lawn jockey

Awww. Come on, someone mate with Kent to make a cute little boy like this!
And that 3 year old Chris photo makes me want to go back in time, kidnap him and raise him every time I see it.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The weird part is looking at the ones where they're children and wonder how the parents felt watching a small sweet child degenerate into crushing disapointment.

 

[Stress Sigh]

The weird part is looking at the ones where they're children and wonder how the parents felt watching a small sweet child degenerate into crushing disapointment.

I imagine it follows the usual stages of grief.

 

[Army Burger]

Locria Courtright, aged 7, with his older brother.

 

[女鬼]

Locria Courtright, aged 7, with his older brother.

Welp, looks like this one was doomed from the start.

 

[Army Burger]

Welp, looks like this one was doomed from the start.

He doomed himself more than anyone in his life did.

 

[Alice - ScarletBlood]

I don't know, kinda still has that stare off his. The most normal I've seen him is in a picture when he was three

I want to go "aww how cute!" but then I remember he turns into this

OMG...