Ghost ain't no goddamn fruitbowl ess-jay-dubya.
I know but the Bestiary could apply to almost any political cow, including Ghost.
Alright, for listing the most to least common types of SJWs/Political Cows, here's my take on it:
This will be from most common to least common:
Type 6/Cannon Fodder:
These are the common ones, even though they are probably the least likely to actually end up on here. They are just here to fit in and/or are perhaps misguided, nothing more. An example of a Type 6 would actually be Chris-chan (though his SJW politics are the least significant reasons as to why he is a massive lolcow in the first place).
Type 8/Harridian:
These guys are the ones that you will likely see on college campuses or in protests, or even on certain parts of the internet *cough*tumblr*cough*. Examples of Type 8s are Trigglypuff and Smugglypuff.
Type 4/Profiteer:
Believe it or not, Type 4s are more common than you would think: many SJWs are only in it for either the money, attention, fame, or to just further their careers. You will often see them in social media, such as twitter, tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and other sites. Type 4s can range from obscure bloggers that most people don't give a shit about to well known celebrities (though many celebrities and/or famous internet people are Type 1s as well). Cecily Kellogg, Randi Harper, Sophie Labelle, and Greta of Trans Life Line are some examples of Type 4s.
Type 7/Token Male:
Most of the time, male SJWs are not inherently Type 7s, but Type 6s, Type 9s, or Type 4s. Type 7s are the ones who are SJWs just to get laid. These are the ones that many call 'cucks' or 'beta males' and often for good reason. Examples of this breed of SJW are Anthony Burch, Dan Olson, David Gallant, and Jake Alley.
Type 9/Self-Redemptionist:
Self-Redemptionists (AKA Type 9s), are more common than you would think they are. Many people that you would think would be Type 7 (or any other Type), would actually be Type 9. This type can come in two breeds: the first breed of Type 9 is one trying to redeem themself from past sins, whether they be real or imaginary, the second breed is the ones that try to use Social Justice/politics to cover up their more reprehensible actions or personalities, be it pedophilia, sexual deviancy, abusive nature and treatment of other people, or other horrible things. Andrew Dobson and HBomberGuy are examples of the first breed of Type 9 and Jerry Peet, Springtrapp, DragonDicks/Cuteosphere, and Sarah Nyberg are examples of the second breed of Type 9.
Type 2/Cult Leader:
Type 2s are very, VERY common on sites like tumblr and twitter. This type is easily some of the more abusive and reprehensible breeds of SJWs, and this type THRIVES on tumblr and twitter in particular, as it is very easy for them to gain power, influence, and control of other people through echo-chambers and circlejerks. You don't see them often outside of tumblr and twitter, but these guys are a huge factor as to why tumblr and twitter are widely considered to be a fucking
cancer to other people. Notorious Type 2s include Nora Reed, Vade, Purple Kecleon, ThatIckyThing, TundranVoltaire, IDislikeCisPeople, and Takashi0, whose primary domain is either tumblr or twitter. Hell, perhaps a good portion of tumblr/twitter cows featured here could fall into Type 2 or at the very least have shades of Type 2.
Type 3/Extremist:
Believe it or not, true Type 3s are not as common as you would think, their counterpart the Type 8, is much more common. These guys are loners and are easily the most violent and vitrolic members of the Social Justice/Political Sphere, but in terms of numbers, the other types mentioned above are more likely to be seen. However, Type 3s are a lot more common than the other three types below it, hence why they are not seen as rare as they are. Phillip Vincent Haskins-Delici/Ahuviya Harel/Isabel Rosa Arujo, Vordrak, Chloe Sagal, and Zarna Joshi are examples of Type 3s.
Type 1/Cultural Hegemonist:
This type is often reserved for older, more wealthy people, whether they be internet famous or even well-known celebrities (celebrities can also be Type 4s), and as such, they will have a lot of influence on the discourse that goes on in the world of Social Justice/Politics. Examples of Type 1s include MovieBob, Brianna Wu, Anita Sarkeesian, Jonathan MacIntosh, and Zoe Quinn.
Type 10/Movement Egomaniac:
This type is found mainly in certain circles of Social Justice/Politics, mainly in certain parts of the Black Lives Matter movement, and as a result, are actually very rare, especially in comparison to almost all of the other Types of SJW/Political Cow. Still, they are quite a pain in the ass regardless of how common they actually are though, and Jerelyn Luther is a good example of a Type 10 in action.
Type 5/Utopian:
This cow is perhaps by far, the rarest breed of SJW, and it is very hard to spot a true Type 5. These are the rare ones who actually give a shit about Social Justice/Politics/Activism and for an example, Erick Kolacek is Type 5.
Do you guys agree with this?
