BEING HONEST 12/12/2017

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Amber's life is hard y'all. She's depressed and doesn't feel like doing anything. Everyone is pissed about her content and asking for vlogs, so that's damn well what they're gonna get, and don't expect it to be making cookies and having fun, it's gonna be boring vlogs, because that's what you assholes asked for, so that's what you're gonna get. Damn viewers will never be happy because of who Amberlynn is.

A whole video devoted to complaining about the viewers who complain about your Vlogmas, how meta.
 
Did I see pats of butter floating in the pasta water? Then Becky adds meat tenderizer to give her sauce a little “kick”. Baffling.
 
Is that dog scratch on her arm ever going to heal? It’s been around so long it should have its own thread by now.
 
She feels overwhelmed by You Now and YouTube? She doesn't have a real job, she doesn't have any adult responsibilities at all. She is seriously bitching about her subscribers, when they're the ones generating the youtubey checks that keep her full of Cheesecake Factory and tacky garbage from Walmart.
 
"So you did get the one with less fat?"

That's what she's worried about? Not the 20 nuggets, not the huge bowl of pasta, and not even the sodium chili she showed on Snapchat today.
 
QueenOfModeration said:
"So you did get the one with less fat?"

That's what she's worried about? Not the 20 nuggets, not the huge bowl of pasta, and not even the sodium chili she showed on Snapchat today.
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You know the two of them plowed through those cookies within the first 10 minutes of the movie too.
 
Why is she so annoyed that YouTube, her “job”, requires effort? Sitting there, acting like she worked like a slave to think up “madlibs” and “ornament hauls”. I usually try to understand whatever (often flawed) viewpoint she has, but I don’t get this one. What else did she have to do that she had to sacrifice to look up “Christmas desserts”? If you declare something your job, be prepared to work at it. If you want people to be interested in watching your life, make your life interesting to watch. My goodness. She’s a trip.
 
She was in heavy snark mode tonight. If vlogs are what you want, then that's what you're gonna get. I'm just gonna sit here and do nothing. Then Becky adds to Amber's crippling depression by saying "you can all just sit around and watch us breathe". Hey Becky, give us the scoop on why you don't work anymore -- if you are both being honest and all.
 
It's ridiculous to me how she thinks just filming herself while she goes about her day and does everyday things, and talking to people in a chatroom for an hour while she lays around is "draining" and "overwhelming."
 
Amber claims her life is just sooooo busy guys... then why not just take the camera (correction, iPhone) with you if that's the case? What is so hard about that? I seriously want someone to make a clip video of how many times she said "we did this this thing, but I never filmed it"... and cut to the finished product (food, shopping haul, decorating, etc.)....why? That is what people want to see. Not you sitting on your fatass talking about stupid shit with Becky. That Amberlynn show video... oof... what? But we all know she is having a harder time getting up and moving around so... I know I am expecting too much.
 
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Finally watched the rest after the shock of Ghost in A Shell.

First. She can't say any of these movies right. "The classic A Christmas Card" "Rudolph Cold"

Also that isn't spaghetti. :autism:

I enjoy that she tries to make people feel guilty for not liking her content. "I SPENT MONEY ON..." I just don't get it. If you are unhappy doing this shit, don't. If you think your life is boring, don't make a commitment to do new content for people when you know all you are going to be doing is the same thing over and over.
Jesus...
 
Rotogravure said:
First. She can't say any of these movies right. "The classic A Christmas Card" "Rudolph Cold"

Also that isn't spaghetti. :autism:
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Her misreading those two movie names shocked me. And you just know she had no idea what "Rudolph (old)" was. Damn this girl is deprived.

Also yeah, definitely not spaghetti.
 
If she really wanted to be honest, she should have admitted to eating all the pudding pops in one day that made those popsicle sticks.
 
Good lord. Those bottled sauces are full of sugar and salt. And premade toast? That stuff is sure to make anyone feel overfed and logy. She might feel better if she ate better.
As for her scolding...Whatever, Gorl. That cross you've nailed yourself to makes your ass look fat(ter.)
 
The way AL was talking to Becky really makes me think Becks quit her job. AL has been grooming her to do YouTube this whole time.

Also excuses, excuses, excuses, I'm not making excuses for my excuses but excuses.

Bashful Bunny said:
She feels overwhelmed by You Now and YouTube? She doesn't have a real job, she doesn't have any adult responsibilities at all. She is seriously bitching about her subscribers, when they're the ones generating the youtubey checks that keep her full of Cheesecake Factory and tacky garbage from Walmart.
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Meanwhile she was throwing shade at Rafe for having 2 jobs and bragging about how much money she makes. Baffling. Maybe she's just a comedic genius.
 
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“I’m depressed but I don’t need meds or a therapist.... it’s not even that, it’s more than that.”

Wut? Are we in some sort of alternate reality? She’s sooooo smart she can self diagnose so she should be smart enough to cure herself. Right?

Come on AL, I wanna see you perform laparoscopic lap band surgery (for dat body) with a side of electro shock therapy (for dat mind). I’d give that a thumbs up.
 
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