Corn_PoP_dat_Puss
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2022
- Highlight
- #1
Ever wonder, "How did journalism become so reviled?" Well, look no further than one of the primary contributors himself:
Family
Ben was born February 17, 1988 to Thomas P. Collins and Laurie A. Collins of Byfield, Massachusetts, and has a brother, Chris Collins.
Dad
Tommy is a 67 year old savvy businessman, co-founding ThreeCore, Inc while acting as its Executive Vice President for nine years, as well as being employed as the Vice President of Operations at Mersen in Newburyport, MA for the past fourteen years. Tommy, like a proper businessman, is really only interested in Linkedin. He doesn’t care much for the rest of the Internet, as he blames it for how his boy turned out.
Original
Mom
Laurie is a lovely 65 years young librarian at the Ipswich Public Library, as well as a children's book author of such classics as ‘The Pajama’s of my Dreams’.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Let’s take a break and hear from Laurie herself.
Original
Original/Archive
Brother
Chris is the favorite.
Original/Archive
S.O.
Ben also has a special someone. I know, I saw the way he sits too and can’t believe it either, but meet Amber Jamieson, Social News Editor at Buzzfeed.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Ben grew up accustomed to a lavish life-style and anything other than that is unacceptable. Only the nicest things for Benjamin.
Career
Benny loved sports, music, and black people. But he couldnt play sports. Or music. And his parents wouldn't let him around black people. What's a boy to do?
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
(credit - Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet))
(credit - Pitbull Victim)
Archive
(credit - HarblMcDavid)
Benjamin would pursue a career in his newfound passion starting at Emerson College (2006-2010)
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Nothing would get in Ben's way. Nothing except his writing.
Boston.com - 2009-2011
Original/Archive
SLAM magazine - 2007-2012
Original/Archive
Esquire - 2013-2014
Original/Archive
Daily Beast - 2014-2018
Original/Archive
NBC - 2018 – Present
Original/Archive
Life is perfect. Spending all day on Twitter while that dumb bitch Brandy does the work. Who’s Brandy? Oh right, she’s so forgettable I forgot to mention her.
Partner in Crime
Brandy Zadrozny - Brandy Lynn Jolly
42 years old
August 30, 1980
Brandy was a co-worker at the Daily Beast and has a face for radio, so spends her time researching. She’s also married with three kids. I’m assuming in-vitro because her husband spent more time at their wedding kissing other men than her.
Original
Husband Gregory Zadrozny - married April 24, 2009 in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
Brandy attended Pratt Institute from 2007-2008 and worked as a librarian at the Burlington Public Library. After working for Fox News (2011-2013) she went on to Daily Beast (2013-2018 ), and then was dragged to NBC news (2018-Present). She's also a pedo-apologist.
Original / Archive
(credit - Meat Target)
The Benjamin Special
This was a golden opportunity. Ben doesn’t want to report the news. He wants to be the news. That’s where Brandy comes in. While Ben practices head positions in the mirror to make his eyes look normal, Brandy can google search everything that Ben stole from Twitter. After at least five excruciatingly long minutes of researching the first page of searches, the dynamic duo channeled their writing prowess honed on years of Tumblr use. Once done writing the article, an email or two later to the subjects involved in said article, and BAM, NBC news award winning journalism.
For clarity, an example:
Ben, future NBC news reporter, wore baggy pants in anticipation of arousal, but neglected
the texas-tuck. His victim, trapped, can only look on in horror as he fumbles with his notes in a
clumsy attempt to hide his erection. When reached out to Ben confesses it is him in the photo.
But what happened to little Ben? What made him lose his way?
Alison Parker
Tilting the head again, they almost look normal
Original/Archive
College friend Chris Hurst’s girlfriend, Alison Parker, is killed on live television while reporting. Normal people would be distraught. But you’re not normal. You’re Ben Collins. Ben Collins, NBC News Reporter. Your journo brain whips into high gear and comes to the only logical conclusion. Make it about you.
Original/Archive
The timeline should be noted: In 2015 Ben saw the video and spilled all his spaghetti. By 2020, he had merely woke up to the news. That’s called foreshadowing. If you already knew that, you’re a nerd.
This is where things changed. Ben developed a hunger for the deaths of others and learned he could use his new appetite for attention. And like any theater boy, Ben needs attention. All of it.
NBC News Reporter, Ben Collins
Of the dead, one dude had a girlfriend and one of the women had a husband
Original
Ben’s scared of zombies
Original
Colorado Shooting? No, no, no. Let me talk about the articles I’ve written
Original
Ben Collins, NBC news reporter, arbiter of truth, is above the pettiness of politics. Just ask him.
Tucker directed the buffalo shooting
Original
Jealous of Brandy
Original
Props
Original
He smirks
Original
Listen, Ben Collins, NBC news reporter understands it’s hard for you to hear this. He’s challenging your world view and you feel threatened. Its ok. Ben forgives you. Trust me, if there where people who thought like Ben committing these acts, he would be the first to call them out.
Dayton Shooter Conner Betts, Ben Collins biggest fan
Archive
You're going in the manifesto as inspiration Benny
Archive
Twitter
Benjamin loves Twitter. Not like. Loves. He created his account on January 7, 2010 and hasn’t missed a day since. Something happened near the end of 2016 that caused Ben some distress, since everything before then was deleted. Even with all those tweets linking to his Tumblr and Furaffinty posts gone, he still has almost 56,000 tweets on his account. 25 tweets a day. Every day. For six years.
Original/Archive
They offer some insight into the brilliance that is Ben Collins, NBC news reporter.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Kiwi Farm’s Jihad
Be me. Ben Collins, NBC news reporter. Relaxing on a day off listening to dead silence for over an hour of my favorite Twitch Streamer, Keffals. But whats this? My Queen is distressed? Not on Patreon Rank: Wiggler Judge Ben Collins's watch.
Color Commentary of Article - by Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)
Unfortunately for Ben, Keffals sticking to the victim narrative wasn't as cut-and-dry as he had hoped.
Original/Archive
Press connections could be anybody.
Original/Archive/Archive
Could be anybody
Original/Archive
KF
Original/Archive
Anybody
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
In case you need it spelled out for you:
>Keffals has claimed numerous times to have press connections, and has even brought them up to threaten Destiny
>Ben Collins, along with Taylor Lorenz (who previously wrote a very favorable article about Keffals for the Washington Post), have both written articles in defense of Keffals back in August/September
>Few months later, Keffals reads out "automatic payment from Ben Collins" on stream, only to IMMEDIATELY regret saying the name
>Ben Collins, when confronted about this on Twitter, immediately denies it and acts like he's above watching Twitch streams, claims with Keffals that the donator's name was totally a coincidence and it just so happened to be of someone's deadname
>At a later point, Ben would ask publicly about how to delete Twitter DMs so that both parties could no longer see them, which is totally not at all suspicious
Conclusion
Ben Collins, NBC news reporter, and his trusty partner Brandy have perfected modern journalism. Objectivity is antiquated.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Ben doesn’t care to know what the truth may be, because he already knows what it should be.
UPDATES:
Ben Collins / Benjamin Thomas Collins / @oneunderscore__
One eye is higher than the other and he knows it
So he’s always tilting his head to try and hide it
(credit - I'm Just A Worm)
Ben Collins, NBC news reporter, is a 34 year old who covers “disinformation, extremism, and the Internet”. Many will likely recognize Benjamin from one of two things: trying to get websites he doesn’t like taken down or appearing on television anytime a shooting occurs to talk about Tucker Carlson.
One eye is higher than the other and he knows it
So he’s always tilting his head to try and hide it
(credit - I'm Just A Worm)
Family
Ben was born February 17, 1988 to Thomas P. Collins and Laurie A. Collins of Byfield, Massachusetts, and has a brother, Chris Collins.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Dad
Tommy is a 67 year old savvy businessman, co-founding ThreeCore, Inc while acting as its Executive Vice President for nine years, as well as being employed as the Vice President of Operations at Mersen in Newburyport, MA for the past fourteen years. Tommy, like a proper businessman, is really only interested in Linkedin. He doesn’t care much for the rest of the Internet, as he blames it for how his boy turned out.
Original
Mom
Laurie is a lovely 65 years young librarian at the Ipswich Public Library, as well as a children's book author of such classics as ‘The Pajama’s of my Dreams’.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Let’s take a break and hear from Laurie herself.
Original
Original/Archive
Brother
Chris is the favorite.
Original/Archive
S.O.
Ben also has a special someone. I know, I saw the way he sits too and can’t believe it either, but meet Amber Jamieson, Social News Editor at Buzzfeed.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Ben grew up accustomed to a lavish life-style and anything other than that is unacceptable. Only the nicest things for Benjamin.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Career
Benny loved sports, music, and black people. But he couldnt play sports. Or music. And his parents wouldn't let him around black people. What's a boy to do?
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
(credit - Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet))
(credit - Pitbull Victim)
Archive
(credit - HarblMcDavid)
Benjamin would pursue a career in his newfound passion starting at Emerson College (2006-2010)
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Nothing would get in Ben's way. Nothing except his writing.
Boston.com - 2009-2011
Original/Archive
SLAM magazine - 2007-2012
Original/Archive
Esquire - 2013-2014
Original/Archive
Daily Beast - 2014-2018
Original/Archive
NBC - 2018 – Present
Original/Archive
Life is perfect. Spending all day on Twitter while that dumb bitch Brandy does the work. Who’s Brandy? Oh right, she’s so forgettable I forgot to mention her.
Partner in Crime
Brandy Zadrozny - Brandy Lynn Jolly
42 years old
August 30, 1980
Brandy was a co-worker at the Daily Beast and has a face for radio, so spends her time researching. She’s also married with three kids. I’m assuming in-vitro because her husband spent more time at their wedding kissing other men than her.
Original
Husband Gregory Zadrozny - married April 24, 2009 in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
Brandy attended Pratt Institute from 2007-2008 and worked as a librarian at the Burlington Public Library. After working for Fox News (2011-2013) she went on to Daily Beast (2013-2018 ), and then was dragged to NBC news (2018-Present). She's also a pedo-apologist.
Original / Archive
(credit - Meat Target)
The Benjamin Special
This was a golden opportunity. Ben doesn’t want to report the news. He wants to be the news. That’s where Brandy comes in. While Ben practices head positions in the mirror to make his eyes look normal, Brandy can google search everything that Ben stole from Twitter. After at least five excruciatingly long minutes of researching the first page of searches, the dynamic duo channeled their writing prowess honed on years of Tumblr use. Once done writing the article, an email or two later to the subjects involved in said article, and BAM, NBC news award winning journalism.
For clarity, an example:
Ben, future NBC news reporter, wore baggy pants in anticipation of arousal, but neglected
the texas-tuck. His victim, trapped, can only look on in horror as he fumbles with his notes in a
clumsy attempt to hide his erection. When reached out to Ben confesses it is him in the photo.
But what happened to little Ben? What made him lose his way?
Alison Parker
Tilting the head again, they almost look normal
Original/Archive
College friend Chris Hurst’s girlfriend, Alison Parker, is killed on live television while reporting. Normal people would be distraught. But you’re not normal. You’re Ben Collins. Ben Collins, NBC News Reporter. Your journo brain whips into high gear and comes to the only logical conclusion. Make it about you.
Original/Archive
The timeline should be noted: In 2015 Ben saw the video and spilled all his spaghetti. By 2020, he had merely woke up to the news. That’s called foreshadowing. If you already knew that, you’re a nerd.
This is where things changed. Ben developed a hunger for the deaths of others and learned he could use his new appetite for attention. And like any theater boy, Ben needs attention. All of it.
NBC News Reporter, Ben Collins
Of the dead, one dude had a girlfriend and one of the women had a husband
Original
Ben’s scared of zombies
Original
Colorado Shooting? No, no, no. Let me talk about the articles I’ve written
Original
Ben Collins, NBC news reporter, arbiter of truth, is above the pettiness of politics. Just ask him.
Tucker directed the buffalo shooting
Original
Jealous of Brandy
Original
Props
Original
He smirks
Original
Listen, Ben Collins, NBC news reporter understands it’s hard for you to hear this. He’s challenging your world view and you feel threatened. Its ok. Ben forgives you. Trust me, if there where people who thought like Ben committing these acts, he would be the first to call them out.
Dayton Shooter Conner Betts, Ben Collins biggest fan
Archive
You're going in the manifesto as inspiration Benny
Archive
Benjamin loves Twitter. Not like. Loves. He created his account on January 7, 2010 and hasn’t missed a day since. Something happened near the end of 2016 that caused Ben some distress, since everything before then was deleted. Even with all those tweets linking to his Tumblr and Furaffinty posts gone, he still has almost 56,000 tweets on his account. 25 tweets a day. Every day. For six years.
Original/Archive
They offer some insight into the brilliance that is Ben Collins, NBC news reporter.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Kiwi Farm’s Jihad
Be me. Ben Collins, NBC news reporter. Relaxing on a day off listening to dead silence for over an hour of my favorite Twitch Streamer, Keffals. But whats this? My Queen is distressed? Not on Patreon Rank: Wiggler Judge Ben Collins's watch.
Color Commentary of Article - by Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)
Unfortunately for Ben, Keffals sticking to the victim narrative wasn't as cut-and-dry as he had hoped.
Original/Archive
Press connections could be anybody.
Original/Archive/Archive
Could be anybody
Original/Archive
KF
Original/Archive
Anybody
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
In case you need it spelled out for you:
>Keffals has claimed numerous times to have press connections, and has even brought them up to threaten Destiny
>Ben Collins, along with Taylor Lorenz (who previously wrote a very favorable article about Keffals for the Washington Post), have both written articles in defense of Keffals back in August/September
>Few months later, Keffals reads out "automatic payment from Ben Collins" on stream, only to IMMEDIATELY regret saying the name
>Ben Collins, when confronted about this on Twitter, immediately denies it and acts like he's above watching Twitch streams, claims with Keffals that the donator's name was totally a coincidence and it just so happened to be of someone's deadname
>At a later point, Ben would ask publicly about how to delete Twitter DMs so that both parties could no longer see them, which is totally not at all suspicious
Conclusion
Ben Collins, NBC news reporter, and his trusty partner Brandy have perfected modern journalism. Objectivity is antiquated.
Original/Archive
Original/Archive
Ben doesn’t care to know what the truth may be, because he already knows what it should be.
UPDATES:
Attachments
Last edited:
