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Man "reported" a single "story", about Elon Musk getting an e-mail from some random after he bought Twitter supposedly telling him to buy Twitter sourced to an article Ben didn't read correctly, in the last nine months and can't figure out why his career is dying. Then he hopped from the biggest faggot platform to one that's locked and nobody can read. At least Taylor Lorenz has the good sense to use Threads sometimes.
It's no longer locked, Blue sky opened up to public view a couple weeks ago. It's still invitation-only to make an account, but you can now view posts without an account on your desk top or whatever from the outside. Give it a whirl: https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social
 
Apparently journalists have made a world that despises children:
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Ben shares that he doesn't understand copyright or plagiarism:
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Ben's really not in a good place:
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Apparently journalists have made a world that despises children:
I mean, have they not? The Climate Change scare alone likely contributed to much hate. Afterall, the little Timmy is personally contributing to the Climate Change.
Ben's really not in a good place:
Remind me, what is his opinion on CHAZ, and the like? I mean, they literally seceded from the Union (though, I suppose legally it might not count as an insurrection because SCOTUS says that legally secession and the following Civil War aren't real. Unless it's a revolution. Because that is somehow different).

As an aside, I find it funny that Ben doesn't realize that the Media is run by the Billionaire class.
 
We've entered the "early next year" timeframe. Is Ben still planning to quit, or have things "dramatically changed" enough to accommodate his delicate sensibilities?
God I hate faggots who constantly threaten to leave like fucking off isn't the one thing you want out of them.
 
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Ben's really not in a good place:
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Ben redefines absolutely normal mainstream shit as "fascism" and then is shocked to see "fascism" flourishing everywhere. An extremely smart guy.


People like Ben screech about so many imaginary crises at the same time that I have no idea what he even means here by "taking away your rights." Trump? Trannies? Harvard? Who knows.

Reading the replies didn't give me a clue either. But I did find evidence of yet another problem poor Ben is facing. The leftist hysteria issue de jour has changed, leaving him behind in the dust:

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It's like the too-online left has gradually degenerated back to the status of 13-year-olds finding out about global issues for the first time. "How can you worry about 'what I want for dinner', Mom? Don't you know there are dolphins dying in Africa?"
 
People like Ben screech about so many imaginary crises at the same time that I have no idea what he even means here by "taking away your rights." Trump? Trannies? Harvard? Who knows.
I don't remember any "fascists" trying to take away my rights recently. I do remember a lot of "liberals" trying it though.
 
The leftist hysteria issue de jour has changed, leaving him behind in the dust:
Fuck, this leaves me behind in the dust too. I am missing one genocide! I’m so out of touch.

So, obviously Palestine and Ukraine, but what’s the third? Yemen? I don’t think that’s quite on the level of the other two.
 
Fuck, this leaves me behind in the dust too. I am missing one genocide! I’m so out of touch.

So, obviously Palestine and Ukraine, but what’s the third? Yemen? I don’t think that’s quite on the level of the other two.
I think the troon genocide is one of the three. But yeah, the Houthi's on the right side of history now and engaging in "non-violent" resistance:
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Fuck, this leaves me behind in the dust too. I am missing one genocide! I’m so out of touch.

So, obviously Palestine and Ukraine, but what’s the third? Yemen? I don’t think that’s quite on the level of the other two.
I can confirm it's NOT the robots.

. . .Yet.
 
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Kiwi Farms is doing fursecution in Oklahoma:
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Ben, when you say "the fascism", which "fascism" are you talking about?
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I have to ask, because:
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Glenn Greenwald is long and frothy :tomgirl:
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Substack's Nazi Problem, which you can read more about from Jesse Singal, Jesse Singal again, and/or listen to Episode 198 of Blocked and Reported. (TL;DR if you're sitting at a table with five Nazi accounts with 100 total readers and no paid subscriptions, etc.)
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The other day my adult, neutered, male dog sprouted a massive boner and tried to rape my neutered male puppy. The younger dog was lying on his back waiting for it to be over and the older dog wasn't even making physical contact, just humping away mindlessly at the air with no possibility of satisfaction. This seems like the perfect metaphor for the life and work of Ben Collins.
 
Ben, when you say "the fascism", which "fascism" are you talking about?
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I have to ask, because:
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Ben pretty much literally supports fascism.

Substack's Nazi Problem, which you can read more about from Jesse Singal, Jesse Singal again, and/or listen to Episode 198 of Blocked and Reported. (TL;DR if you're sitting at a table with five Nazi accounts with 100 total readers and no paid subscriptions, etc.)
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"And one where we are no longer called upon to constantly defend an ideology we do not believe in."

Wait, what? This sounds like an audience problem, not a platform problem. (Also likely you being an idiot problem if you think this is the case.)
 
Wait, what? This sounds like an audience problem, not a platform problem. (Also likely you being an idiot problem if you think this is the case.)

And for an alleged expert in the Extremely Online, it's like he doesn't understand Poe's Law, or even a thousand monkeys banging on a thousand typewriters.

Too young to have seen Goatse, too old to be whatever the fuck passes for cool these days.

Or maybe he just lives in a fringe culture that's been growing for a while like a smear on an agar plate where every instance of wrongthink needs to be subjected to three minutes hate so much so that he's opening up a flamethrower on a spider.

Being online is like being on an elevator, and sometimes you're riding to the penthouse with Kate Middleton (or whoever this one faps to), and sometimes you're going to the vender's dungeon with Rioley Storm in a loaded diaper. Most of the time you're with the other people in the broad middle class bitching about the fears and anxieties of the broad middle class while not comprehending any other frame.

Powerlevel but my job involves a lot of sitting around in cars waiting for people to fuck up, and I have been bouncing back and forth between "Bring the War Home" and "Days of Rage."

There's been a lot of weird fucking shit percolating around the edge for hella that affects what we do now, but this absolute wombat turd and bastard son of New England Hufflepuff lesser gentry will never know what any of this means because he's incapable of correctly parsing the difference between a shitpost and absolute grounded fascist sincerity.
 
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