Careercow Ben Collins / Benjamin Thomas Collins / @oneunderscore__ - Journo Scum
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Peep Plops
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The only thing you need to know about this faggot is in his handle "oneunderscore__" because it actually has two, right? That's wacky and hilarious and speaks of a true rebel mindset. At least that's the image Ben wants to project. In actuality he's an irony-poisoned terminal midwit who wants people to believe he's a great intellect/satirist/memelord and above it all. Reminds me of SA goons and their incredibly tiresome, past-it's-prime comedy stylings straight outta 2002.
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Ben should use his powerful internet reporting skills and search Rick Wilson's tweets about abortion or the names of various Democrats some time.
^^ Ben Collins on the right, soyjaking co-founder of the Lincoln Project & fake conservative (Rick Wilson) on the left.
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I don't want Elon Musk to lead a "government efficiency commission", because that's some banana republic shit, but $44 to get Ben Collins to leave Twitter sounds like a good investment.
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Um... I'm pretty sure "government waste investigations" have been a thing for decades here if not longer. I know I heard of such things back in the 80s or 90s and I barely paid attention to politics. This org alone has been around since 1984.
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There's some irony to a bureaucratic government agency being the ones to investigate government efficiency.
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I mean.... in "theory."
(The GAO kind of has to believe the government's own hype.)
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Ben wishes to be hardcore, but his mom won't let him.
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Also he has an unhinged fanboyand/or this is his alt:
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Edit: this is who defends Ben Collins' honor on Twitter: a live-action soyjak/a gay Matt Jarbo.
(ghostarchive)Also he has an unhinged fanboy
(ghostarchive)Edit: this is who defends Ben Collins' honor on Twitter: a live-action soyjak/a gay Matt Jarbo.
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That's like celebrating your HIV diagnosis anniversary.
Haha! Classic Ben Collins.
Ben wants to live better by asking the questions that REALLY matter:
Temperance
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Lookin' zesty.
https://depthperceptionbyll.substack.com/p/ben-collins-the-onion-ceo-journalist
Delusional, lol.
This is apparently the kind of content The Onion News Network is putting out, btw:
Here's Ben's prediction for the US election:
He thought the Taylor Swift endorsement clinched it, lol.
Oh no! Ben spotted a heckin' slur on Bluesky!
Ben saw an article calling Bluesky an echo-chamber, and his first instinct was to go digging through the author's history until he could find a way to dismiss her as a wrongthinker (a TERF, in this case). Very Reddit-brained of him.
Oh, look. Turns out he actually is a Redditor.
Deep thoughts on AI art and fascism:
Here's something funny. Ben was positively giddy about the Tenet Media scandal. Apparently Tim Pool (who isn't even implicated in any deliberate wrongdoing, IIRC) made fun of Ben Collins once, and Ben has nursed a serious grudge against him ever since.
What a sad little man.
I omitted Ben's constant seething about Trump and Vance since it's boring. Suffice to say that Ben will definitely be brain-broken if Trump wins, and we'll probably get some entertaining conspiracy sperging about Peter Thiel & Elon Musk stealing the election. He's already convinced that Vance is a sinister puppet of Thiel.
https://depthperceptionbyll.substack.com/p/ben-collins-the-onion-ceo-journalist
Delusional, lol.
Ah, this must be why he thinks The Onion is hip with the kids:
This is apparently the kind of content The Onion News Network is putting out, btw:
Here's Ben's prediction for the US election:
He thought the Taylor Swift endorsement clinched it, lol.
Oh no! Ben spotted a heckin' slur on Bluesky!
Ben saw an article calling Bluesky an echo-chamber, and his first instinct was to go digging through the author's history until he could find a way to dismiss her as a wrongthinker (a TERF, in this case). Very Reddit-brained of him.
Oh, look. Turns out he actually is a Redditor.
Deep thoughts on AI art and fascism:
Here's something funny. Ben was positively giddy about the Tenet Media scandal. Apparently Tim Pool (who isn't even implicated in any deliberate wrongdoing, IIRC) made fun of Ben Collins once, and Ben has nursed a serious grudge against him ever since.
His final thoughts:
What a sad little man.
I omitted Ben's constant seething about Trump and Vance since it's boring. Suffice to say that Ben will definitely be brain-broken if Trump wins, and we'll probably get some entertaining conspiracy sperging about Peter Thiel & Elon Musk stealing the election. He's already convinced that Vance is a sinister puppet of Thiel.
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The fuck does any of this mean?
Does he forget why he left Twitter? Because a dude on Twitter got upset about somebody getting banned so he bought the whole fucking company.
And what's Bluesky's "answer" for stopping climate change?
What's the foreign influence operation supposed to be achieving by funneling money to Tim Pool, Ben? You never answered this question or any of the others. Remember how I just quoted you talking about answering questions.
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Trump has to answer for the garlic festival white supremacy mass murders. He can't get away with it!
But we still have to process the pandemic first, so it might take a while...
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For someone who works in the media, he's not very literate in it. Does he really think that a gigantic increase in supremacist mass murders happened (which has seemingly gone researches by), or was it that the media focus was on it? And maybe he felt it especially because he's part of the "liberal" media companies which has a certain disdain for Trump's presidency?
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These people WISH it was as bad as they say it was.
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Ben has the blues, but what else is new? Oh, and he will fight trans people with knives.
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"Turning on trans people" = pulling back on shit like men in women's prisons, in sports and services and medicalising mentally ill kids.Ben has the blues, but what else is new? Oh, and he will fight trans people with knives.
But sure, keep the Democrats going down that route, I'm sure it'll be a winner since they've only lost the electoral college, the House, the Senate and now the popular vote. But other than that, this is going swimmingly.
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Maybe he should have brought down Elon Musk like he promised instead of quitting journalism to go run a "humor" website.
Also, Ben doesn't have kids.
Also, Ben doesn't have kids.
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STEWARTSTOWN, PA—With Donald Trump decisively winning a second term as president, local sources reported this week that those tireless civil rights crusaders weren’t so smug now, were they? “This ought to shut up those self-satisfied supporters of civil rights for a while,” said Trump voter Henry Pluss, stressing that it was about time somebody put those high-and-mighty champions of equality and human dignity in their places. “Right about now they must feel pretty stupid for strutting around like a better future was possible, huh? Finally, those proponents of social justice regardless of race or creed have been knocked off their high horses, forced to admit their perseverance in the face of oppression was one big ego trip. This’ll teach them to try to leave a better world for their children, those condescending pricks!” Pluss went on to add that he hoped the 2024 election would put a stop to the self-righteous concept of compassion once and for all.
I bet Ben penned this one himself. So you're a civil rights CRUSADER now, Ben? Problematic much? For those who don't know, let's unpack the Crusades... 1/
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If I were Ben Collins, yesterday or today would be the last day I would be Ben Collins, if you catch my drift.
