Not all of the information in these emails is new and/or interesting. With Chris, you never know exactly what you're going to get. These emails are being included for the sake of completeness.
Yes, there's a gap between this set and the last one. It wasn't uncommon to not have any sort of communication for a month or so. I haven't found any emails from November 2013, but if I do, I'll post them.
When I had Rebeckah suggest that Chris attend the improv comedy workshop at PVCC I didn't realize that he was still banned there.
"SERIOUSLY, I am Invisible and Inaudible in Public."
No, Chris. everyone sees you, hears you, and most importantly, smells you. They just pretend not to notice you so you don't come any closer.
I'm not sure what kind of recognition Chris wants. It's almost like he expects people to come up to him and start kissing his ass. He's got this weird mix of superiority and inferiority complexes that's difficult to decipher....
I know, it isn't new info... but I can't help but marvel at how the characteristics he attributes to 99% of "THOSE DAMN MALES" are exactly what people usually say about Mr. CWCville himself.
Attachments are working now. I inadvertently d0xxed someone and I was going through the attachments looking for the suspect file. Anyway, it's fixed now.
Hah, Chris was pinging people's gaydar even back in high school
It's funny how Chris refuses to edit anything he ever does. He'll just say "I'm sorry for writing that" immediately after a hateful rant, instead of hitting backspace on a single golden character typed by the hands of fate.
His "apology" for his anti-gay remarks is classic too. "I'm really sorry about what I said... but I still stand by it 100%. Anyway since I said sorry it's OK now."
And I see he hasn't given up on the reunion - 2015 WILL happen
"I also often ask myself, in this dead end of a life, in a cluttered house with my mother, without a sweetheart, in over our heads in debt, "How is this my life?"
despite all of these being chris's fault, this paragraph still made me feel sad
I have to honestly say that, "...two midnights and 15 minutes past his 84th birthday" was astoundingly poetic. I may have to steal that. I guess every blind squirrel eventually DOES find a nut!
He hates them because he affiliates them with trolls, similar to how he hates Xbox, males, etc. In other words, he is more gullible than he is bigoted.
1- Something about comparing Red Skeleton and Seinfeld to UCB East is hilarious to me. Just 2 totally different styles of comedy to me.
2- God damn he pushes the relationship hard. It really shows his intentions when he goes "We should hang out but only if you're single"
3- She says his words were offensive and he repeats the same shit. I shouldn't be surprised but wow.
4- Did Megan ever make out with someone in front of Chris? You'd think he would have freaked out about that way more before.
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