Best CWC picture from the leak

[Bgheff]

What do you think is the best picture of Christian from the leak? Options are:

Tie-dye madness

True American Brony

Heartache really hurts

Robotnik

Dang dirty trolls

 

[cubesandcubes]

So far, my favorite is the one in the Lego Luv-Nest series featuring the decapitated airport employee in the closet.

 

[Bgheff]

It's a good one, but I only picked those of Chris himself.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I voted for "Heartache Really Hurts," but I'd have voted for the graduation photo had it been an option.

 

[cubesandcubes]

It's a good one, but I only picked those of Chris himself.

At least one of the minifigs is an avatar of Chris....

 

[MY 405]

Okay, I'm voting Headache mostly because it's reminded me twice now that I needed to go take my Lexapro. Thanks, Chris!

 

[snowkitten91]

I picked the tie-dye madness one.

That hobo hair is a total mess. Now I see why Barb wanted to chop it off.

Also, that unfitting psychedelic shirt with the unstitched sleeve just gives off the impression that Chris doesn't buy clothes very often.

 

[hm yeah]

I guess True American Brony, because it kinda-sorta reminds me of the crying eagle in front of the American flag.

As for my personal favorite pictures, it's the Lego photoset and the "shaman watch" and headless body in the closet pictures in particular.

 

[Kindness Coin]

Heartache. It sums up Chris's entire post-high school life in one picture.

 

[CatParty]

such a hard decision, but i had to go with True American Brony because it seems as if he typed the words onto a (unflattering, the only kind he has) picture. it's such an awkward wording. like why not just write "True American Brony" not the mess that is on there? "True American...............who also is a brony", it's almost maddening

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I choose true American brony because its ironic and off. His shirt features Pokemon characters which are from Japan. Also you can see the nice extra chin he has. That pic also shows how he takes everything in America for granted instead of thinking about the historical and current sacrifices that made America an economic superpower for him to continue buying stuff with his tugboat, paid by Americans. If he was a true American, he'd think of the soldiers who fought for his country and wear a football jersey every time a football games comes up on the TV. Of course that sounds stereotypical but from what I've seen in America so far, one of the things true Americans do is wear football jerseys when their team is playing.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like "Dang dirty trolls" the best. The anger in his face and the story behind it are hilarious.

The "fake moustache" one I find legitimately deeply disturbing.

Also, just as an aside, it would be literally impossible for me to give less of a fuck about football.

 

[CatParty]

I choose true American brony because its ironic and off. His shirt features Pokemon characters which are from Japan. Also you can see the nice extra chin he has. That pic also shows how he takes everything in America for granted instead of thinking about the historical and current sacrifices that made America an economic superpower for him to continue buying stuff with his tugboat, paid by Americans. If he was a true American, he'd think of the soldiers who fought for his country and wear a football jersey every time a football games comes up on the TV. Of course that sounds stereotypical but from what I've seen in America so far, one of the things true Americans do is wear football jerseys when their team is playing.

wearing the team jerseys to the game is like wearing the band shirt to the concert, it's just tacky.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I never noticed how absolutely petrified he looks in the Burger King employee troll pic.

 

[___]

Best one wasn't an option. His graduation pic before he ran off crying.

 

[Marvin]

I never noticed how absolutely petrified he looks in the Burger King employee troll pic.

Heh, well, I didn't see that as being afraid. It seemed more like he was angry or glaring. But could go either way, Chris is bad at emoting, as we all know.

 

[Satoru182]

Dang Dirty Trolls

That picture is so artsy , It descrives the current Chris perfectly, the guy in the background just checking his phone minding his own bussines while CWC is all paranoid.

This picture should be used in the CWCki article on Chris heterochromia, this is the clearest picture of his eyes i have seen so far.

 

[CatParty]

the robotnik is good, too. only for the caption/comment of "bark bark"

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

I chose the tie-dye one, lol he looks so creepy on that one. I have to make a painting of Chris dressed like that

It's funny that people who take those pictures ,do so in their bathrooms, but Chris had to do it on a public washroom. Just imagine how bad the clutter in his house must be. Although it could be that Barb wouldn't let him dress like that, so he had to change in a public washroom.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I chose the heartache one because like someone else said, it pretty much sums up his life. I will say however, that all of the other pictures are worthy competitors. For me, second place would be the tiedye shirt.

The Robotnik one is just silly to me. By that I mean it shows Chris in a playful manner, and is (to me) one of the least creepy/offensive/sad pictures he's ever taken of himself.