Best diet?

[GratsTheat783]

What is the best diet?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

dark chocolate, milk and fresh spring water all day every day

 

[We Are The Witches]

Vegan.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

eat a daily bowl o’ dick up till ya hiccup

 

[dick brain]

Vegans.

 

[stares at error messages]

Meat and low carb.

 

[Lou Bega]

Fried chicken and watermelon.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Starve

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You don't need to eat anything. You just need to sun your taint three times a day.

 

[Screamer_2]

Breakfast:

• 3 slices of white bread
• 2 tablespoons of sugary frosting (spread it on thick like a sad birthday cake)
• 1 cup of black instant coffee
• A handful of gummy bears (for “variety”)

Lunch:

• 4 slices of white bread
• 2 slices of cheese single
• 2 tablespoons of ketchup
• 1 can of soda

Snack:

• 1 large handful of plain potato chips
• 1 pack of instant ramen seasoning
• 1 glass of tap water

Dinner:

• 1 can of SpaghettiOs
• 1 boiled hot dog sausage with 1 tablespoon of margarine melted over it.
• 1 glass of Kool-Aid (pre-sweetened, neon red flavor)

 

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