Best Method of Suicide? - t.not suicidal, just wondering

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Personally, I've always preferred jumping out of a plane into a volcano. It's quick, painless, and it works. The only problem is that you'll be screaming as you burn to death for a few seconds, but like a flu shot, it's only for a few seconds, so it's nothing to worry about.

How about you guys? Anything creative? It's always with the gunshot or the hanging and shit. I want variety.
 
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Depends on if I wanted to make a political statement or not. The dude who self immolated himself on the front steps of the White House was pretty bad ass. Too bad his reasons for committing suicide were schizo tier at best. If I’m just feeling sad and I wanted to end it, I think the helium method would probably be the best since it’s completely painless and you can back out right up until you pass out. That being said, I’m catholic and you’re literally not allowed to kill yourself in Catholicism or you go to hell. Any other sin you can be forgiven for, but if you commit suicide then you literally don’t have time to repent and be saved. So I suppose if I really wanted to fucking die I’d prob go join to Russian military and be asked to be stationed in Syria or something.

Fuckers who kill others when committing suicide are worse than scum. I was reading about a youtuber the other day who committed suicide by driving his sports car the wrong way down an LA road, and killed two other people when they collided. I was seething when I read that. How much of an entitled prick do you have to be have to be to kill people who were living normal happy lives, just because you’re a sad boy trust fund prick.
 
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Statistically the good ol' shotgun to the head is the most lethal.
I'm not very creative, but something came to mind on how NOT to suicide.
Some guy, he was Polish I believe, tried to jump out of a tall building but hit EVERY porch on the way down, thus slowing his descent and leaving him very much alive but no doubt in agony and with some very serious injuries.
I just can't find the video to save my life.
 
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Jumping into a volcano is a rookie move. Lava is basically a super heated, super dense goo. You're not gonna sink like Golum. You're gonna splat. Anyone who sees it will immediately recognize it as a vanity an heroing and you don't wanna be that guy fren.

Get a good machete, some spring coil, sealed ceramic bearings, and a oak dowel and make yourself a spring loaded, whirling dervish. As your head flies try to remember to make a point to watch your body still stand, assuming your head lands right or doesn't spin too fast.
 
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