Best Method of Suicide? - t.not suicidal, just wondering

[Niggaplease]

fuck an aids infected hooker

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Reading threads started by OP.

 

[DumbDude42]

This is why we have glow boys

glowies will catch you if you are part of a network or organisation that is on their radar, or if you post on incel forums about how you're gonna blow up some stacies tomorrow

if you keep your mouth shut and work by yourself then you won't be noticed at all, unless you do really dumb shit like ask people at the hardware store to hook you up with 50 pounds of anfo lol

 

[Lumin]

Exit bags. Painless and simple.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

Beat me to it


Depending on how masochistic you are, other options include eating your way into diabetes and slow death, or hanging yourself by your toes. Everyone's different, so experiment and figure out what's best for you!

Suicide sucks though.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Tarrant style but don't get caught.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

if you're rich take like 100x the lethal dose of your favorite drug then skydive without a parachute and blow your head off with a shotgun while freefalling before you fall into the volcano. if you're not rich just take a nap on a railroad track with your neck on the rail, preferably in a low visibility area of the track so the train can't possibly see you in time to stop. diving headfirst under the tires of a big ass truck, like a fully loaded dumptruck is an even quicker option. it's much more difficult/painful to kill yourself in prison so be grateful that you have so many instant painless options.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Any of these

 

[Disheveled Human]

Hanging where it chokes you out unconsciously by cutting off bloodflow at the carotid artery. You could dope yourself out on pain pills first to make it like your going to sleep on a cloud.

Hose from Tailpipe to car window is another good way too.

 

[Robert James]

Aight, I got one just for the glowies in the audience. Spend a good two years creating online profiles for political parties you hate defending and advocating for them, write a long rambling manifesto connecting disparate ideologies, Troon out, go find a time a bunch of politicians get together, and perform suicide by secret service. It's impactful, you'll be remembered, and if you do steps 1-2 well enough they'll have no idea how to spin it. All of this would be in the kiwi farms mine craft server of course.



If you don't want to be the start of the bugaloo I got a few for you.

Buy some atmosphere balloons attach them to a lazy boy. this has the bonus that if you find suffocation/freezing too painful you can jump.

Bring a hunting knife to the zoo, find a way into the hippo, elephant. lion. gorilla. rhino exhibit and try to kill them before they kill you.

Get a few riffles cross the border and try to take down the cartel

Challenge a local gang to a terf war

Supe up your car for drag racing and install a way to cut your own brakes, find a race where you can hit a wall and cut the line after you win.

Find one of those events where they let kids ride a thomas train, yes they still have those, and jump in front of the train. Bonus if you decide to ride the train first with a stuffed toy you refer to as your child.

Write the name of a person you want to prank on a piece of paper, preferably with some line about how they are responsible or accusing them of some horrid crime. Shoot yourself in the back of the head, it is doable with the right gun, bonus points if you can rig the gun to fire more than one time.

Hang yourself the night before Halloween on a tree in your front yard. Make sure your house is over decorated and leave a huge bowl of candy for kids to take from.

You'll need people to do this but if you live in the right place a few bums can help you. Build a giant snowman around you in a public area late at night and either freeze to death or take pills before. Wait for the sun to reveal the horror, or if you are lucky some punk kid will learn why you don't knock down others snowmen.

Base jumping without a parachute, try to take out as many people on the crosswalk as possible.

Go great white hunting without a cage.

Box a kangaroo




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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Huff some glue, then smoke a cig immediately.
Explosive success.

 

[Draza]

Doing amazing flips on top of buildings.

 

[Adam The Ticket Seller]

Stand on railroad tracks.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Tagging Null in chat

I did that today and I'm still here on this mortal coil.

 

[It's HK-47]

Steal a plane, go joy-riding for an hour doing barrel rolls and shit-talking ground control by saying shit like, "I want to go see an Orca. Where are those guys?" and then get bored and intentionally nose-dive your plane into an empty island. To this day they're still not sure how Richard Grussell even learned how to fly a plane, because he had no flight training and wasn't involved with flight simulators to the best of anyone's knowledge. Dankula actually did a video about "Sky King" if you're not the reading type, though.

 

[AnaV]

I’m going with shotgun to the head, if it works instantaneous death, if not you get sweet tugboat checks for the rest of your life. Win-Win.

Edit:

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Nick Swardson did a bit where he proposed drinking a shitload of coffee (I'd also have some wintergreen cope to enhance that), go to some hotel lobby with a white carpet and yell "Who fucking farted?" and shoot yourself in the head.

Epic.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Start killing cops just like you do in Grand Theft Auto.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Suicide by heroin overdose. AFAIK, at first it's pleasant, then you pass out and don't feel anything, and finally you die.

 

[Republika]

These two are awfully generic methods of suicide, but I’d say either:
1. Hanging
If you do it right, the rope will instantly snap your neck.
2. Shotgun to head
Pretty self explanatory. The blast would decimate your brain and the nerves in your body wouldn’t be able to send signals of pain to it, likely making it less painful than it would seem to some people.

 

[AnaV]

Anyway, if anyone on the forums decides to do the deed, film it for the rest of us, I’d do the same for all of you. This world needs an hero to save us.

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