Best moisturiser for the penis?

[poosplash]

Should I just use hand moisturiser, or is there a dedicated moisturiser for the penis and foreskin?

 

[User names must be unique]

SkinMedica it's the moisturiser that's made from foreskins.

 

[poosplash]

I need something for my penis and foreskin.

I don't wish to support the mutilation of baby boys or that fat old talk show host.

 

[Migraine Box]

Nair

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i find body oils to be great moisturizers. things such as argon and jojoba oils seems to moisturize and soften my skin pretty well. only downside compared to a lotion type of moisturizer is that it tend sot keep your skin a bit oily and greasy until it has time to absorb.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I like to jerk off and then smear the fresh jizz all over my cock and balls. note that you need a decent-sized load to cover all that surface area depending on your Genital Situation - li'l dribblers may have difficulty with this.

 

[Sniggers]

I can recommend the fresh tears of your abused wife

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

At first I thought @Bargain Bin Laden made this thread

 

[Aiōn]

Vaseline

 

[Gollum Grindset]

Tears

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

They don't call it Bag Balm for nothing.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Caustic soda, concentration is usually a matter of taste. Be sure to let us know how it works out.
If you’re not keen on the smell toothpaste is another good alternative.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Pussy.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

brasso

 

[Shidoen]

Consider a shower

 

[Catloaf]

Vaporub

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

You know you could just spit on it for free, right?

 

[I Do Not Post]

idk why but im going to give an actual answer
cerave lotion

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Your moms saliva

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

a woman’s mouth