Best name for a cranky old man?

[Strange Wilderness]

I need to play a cranky old man character angry at a young new age hippie character. What is his name and who do I base my character on?

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I mean, you can't go wrong with Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog both for the perfect old man name and for the similar traits.

 

[Grub]

Thomas Jebediah Abernathy

 

[Jason Wynn]

Bruce. Every grumpy old man I’ve known has been a Bruce.

If it helps, they usually are wearing clip on sunglasses over their prescription glasses, have a visor on, smoke cheap cigars constantly, are fat but not morbidly obese, love Ronald Reagan and grilling is better than sex to them.

Source: my neighbor Bruce

 

[mr.moon1488]

Eustace

 

[DumbDude42]

adolf

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Murray.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Terry.

 

[Wally Gator]

Vernon

 

[Shig O'nella]

Walt. Not Walter, Walt.

Base the character on the most famous grumpy old gits you know. So ... those two muppet geezers.

 

[GorillaGhost]

Malacai.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Eustace

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Statler or Waldorf

 

[draggs]

Null

 

[El Goblina]

(Stormin') Norman

 

[Usb2200a]

Old Sarrug.

 

[Some JERK]

Stanley, John, Harold, Mike, Joe, Raymond, Chuck.

All fine names for a curmudgeon.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Evil Betty

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Eustace it is than. Tomorrow a cranky Eustace will argue with a New Age Spa owner over the noise. I will make sure to yell Booga Booga at one point.