Best New Users of 2017 - Honoring the newbies that shitposted their way to our hearts.

[El Porko Fako]

To this day, that is the best thread I have ever been involved in.

I wish he didn't run away with his superb agility .

 

[AnOminous]

I wish he didn't run away with his superb agility .

It says something about this site that while I recognized the name, I didn't remember who it was before looking at his thread again.

And holy fuck, it was a pedophile brony who literally linked to his dox in his profile!

We've seen some shit this year, that's for sure.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Getting back on topic, I think @NIGGO KILLA deserves a mention as well.

 

[Null]

@neger psykolog is pretty great, though I don't have a good understanding of time. People come and go and I hardly notice anymore.

 

[Terror Rism]

the real best new user is all the friends we made along the way

 

[Y2K Baby]

the real best new user is all the friends we made along the way

Aka me.

 

[DatBepisTho]

the real best new user is all the friends we made along the way

This needs to be one of the random texts.

 

[FataBataRang]

Aka me.

Let's be friends.

 

[ICametoLurk]

If we're going for unbanned users, @Sherlac Everomore. He unintentionally provided a lot of entertainment earlier this year.

It says something about this site that while I recognized the name, I didn't remember who it was before looking at his thread again.

And holy fuck, it was a pedophile brony who literally linked to his dox in his profile!

To this day, that is the best thread I have ever been involved in.

He had the best theme song.
Link so it stays forever even when this site goes down cause of that archive bot
http://www102.zippyshare.com/v/kt1nWl0B/file.html

 

[El Porko Fako]

He had the best theme song.

I wish this song could be incorporated into the Farms somehow. Kind of like how mods had the hot pocket song, I want this song to be dedicated to the most special of members, and to be played on their profile.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I just remembered @Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa, the guy who got Halaled cause thought the Underage sewer sex orgy in IT was hot and talked about how he stalked a woman who as a child was raped by her father while he was dressed up as a clown in addition to being the most horrific case of Hurtcore Child Porn in the United States and because of @Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa she will never have a normal life.

All of this made @Null so fucking mad that he spent his time looking through all of the Highschool yearbooks in Mexico to find @Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa's yearbook photo. Which he fucking actually did.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-...side-the-brownhole.31760/page-10#post-2364717

OH, as a bonus: The 2017 user @Voltekka powerleveled in the Halal thread starting with this

Most of the shit I have done was on the internet;
- I wrote many fanfics about yaoi couplings in the past; hundred of them.
- I roleplayed as a gay vampire using habbo hotel rooms.
- I stalked a girl for three years before realizing that I was a cunt.
- I use the mannerisms of anime characters to cope with my lack of identity.
- I used to lewd myself on older guys for some odd reason.
- I manipulated people into going against a lolcow that was doing identity theft. I made many fake profiles to frame said lolcow, to the point he went into a full apology on social media.

And to fucking top all of it, all of this. ALL OF THIS was because of a shitpost that @CatParty did.

i was just baiting for overreactions from trump fanboys and boy did i ever get a surprise

2017 was the year of the Halal's to end all Halal's.

 

[Computery Guy]

I'm gonna put my chips on @Y2K Baby , they're a funny guy.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Am I that much of an unlikeable sperg? Shit why do i even ask, of course I am!


...

 

[Black Waltz]

Am I that much of an unlikeable sperg? Shit why do i even ask, of course I am!


...

you're cool

 

[Done]

For me, it has to be @Squealer the Animalist.

I also enjoy @Doug_Hitzel 's shitposting, because while his stuff may be hit & miss, the hits are HITS.

 

[Y2K Baby]

For me, it has to be @Squealer the Animalist.

I also enjoy @Doug_Hitzel 's shitposting, because while his stuff may be hit & miss, the hits are HITS.

Lol, you're a new user too.

 

[Done]

Lol, you're a new user too.

Lol I honestly didn't mean to imply that I am a senior member.

I just thought to voice some appreciation for some fellow new users.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

@Y2K Baby is the only good 2017 user and you chumps need to learn from him

 

[UnKillFill]

Can I nominate myself? (Asking for a friend)

 

[8777BB5]

@UnKillFill Sure you can because I'm doing it myself.

For your consideration