Best Threads - Not best lolcow, but best threads

[Done]

So let's talk about the threads we consider best, which does not just necessarily correspond to the quality of cow, but to the quality of discussions, content:sperging ratio..etc.

I have to say that the Becky Hernandez, Tommy Tooter and Clawshrimpy threads are all fantastic in achieving all the above, despite their vastly-different origins and ages.

EDIT: Please try to add a link to any thread you mention, it will take you less than a minute and spare people from having to search manually.

 

[The Outsider]

This thread

 

[Eryngium]

This thread was a fucking masterpiece.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Allen John Jones III

 

[Fat White Bitch]

"im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs."

The edgecult and yiddishanarchy threads are pretty good too.

 

[Red Sun]

Allen John Jones III

I was in the process of looking this one up, damn you.
I totally agree, this thread is the one that made me decide to join the farms. It's a goddamn masterpiece that took expert work on the part of Kiwis and lolcows alike.

edit: i meant "expert" sarcastically but in retrospect it is unclear. My favorite part of the whole thing was that coolbreeze couldn't help but ignore all the anti-doxing advice plastered all over the site.

 

[autism420]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jace-connors-is-a-hoax.7920/

 

[The Fool]

The Cucky thread was the alpha and omega of this website and we'll never have another good thread again.

 

[Done]

Allen John Jones III

AKA the living example of how one needs to lurk moar. But that thread kinda fizzled out in the end tbh.

What I was shooting at is, what are the threads you keep going back to for pure enjoyment? (so definitely not the MovieBob thread).

"im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs."

The edgecult and yiddishanarchy threads are pretty good too.

The 1st one was hilarious, a monument of powerlevelling, gonna need links for all three though.

I was in the process of looking this one up, damn you.
I totally agree, this thread is the one that made me decide to join the farms. It's a goddamn masterpiece that took expert work on the part of Kiwis and lolcows alike.

LOL no, it's great precisely because of the opposite reason: Allen used the exact same 2 names everywhere, so any sped could find dirt on him lmao.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jace-connors-is-a-hoax.7920/

LOL I need to read this one.

 

[DavidFerrie]

The Leonard F. Shaner thread was pretty good, until it got destroyed by weenage.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

My absolute favorite thread is the MovieBob one. I personally think it is one of the best written in the whole side and is made in a way that could easily be used as a model on how to do future threads:autism::autism::autism:

Unlike Chipman himself, an internet behemoth.


JF and Kwanzaboi are my other picks.

 

[pussy 420]

Yandev's thread is pretty interesting. It's updating about every 20 minutes and it's hilarious to see Yandev's logic in things. I didn't even know a man like him could exist.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

The DSP Dutch Hooker incident. Shit was magical and what got me to make an account. Remember there is always a bigger catfish in the catfish sea.

 

[Commander Keen]

The Jack Scalfani "Cooking with Jack" thread is the best. Why? Because it gave me the courage to attempt to cook for myself.

A couple of second-degree burns later and I am back to frozen pizza and walking down to the pub for food.

So that thread actually caused me bodily harm and a couple of serious burns that required medical treatment and have left me scarred. One of them still hasn't healed, I have been wearing business professional attire lately and my shirt sleeve and suit jacket sleeve keeps rubbing my burn and scraping off the top layer of flaky skin, exposing the fleshy bits beneath. Hurts like a son of a bitch.

 

[jenffer a jay]

mine yes mine only mine......may be bob mckim and tommy ts

 

[GreenJacket]

The Sam Ambreen thread is pretty fantastic.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Already mentioned in the OP, but Tom-Bomb Wasserberg's thread is a standout as well. It's been hilarious watching him wade into the fray, and just dig himself ever deeper into a hole of derision.

mine yes mine only mine......may be bob mckim and tommy ts

McKim's thread is pretty amusing, but unlike Tom the Bum, he wasn't quite stupid or obsessive enough to come to the Farms and spend 600+ pages endlessly and pointlessly attempting to salvage a sense of dignity that he never had in the first place.

 

[BubbleButt]

My absolute favorite thread is the MovieBob one. I personally think it is one of the best written in the whole side and is made in a way that could easily be used as a model on how to do future threads:autism::autism::autism:

Unlike Chipman himself, an internet behemoth.

Absolutely agree, MovieBob's thread is the only lolcow thread I still pay any attention to.

 

[GethN7]

If this Spergatory thread doesn't wring even a light chuckle out of you, you have no sense of humor whatsoever:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-did-it-sound-like-when-bob-came.23323/

 

[skiddlez]

Chibi's thread. Short, sweet, hilarious, and a great read all around. The video where Chibi's girlfriend is reading and responding to the thread had me laughing so damn hard.